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10-13-2007, 09:55 PM
durden

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Originally Posted by Kieron Andrew

ok ive been wanting one for months now i know who to ask

Well I'd be glad to hook you up w/a visual to be inked.
10-13-2007, 09:56 PM
CaptLex

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Originally Posted by ZenFrost

Wait, I don't ever remember being a cabin boy. I'd just been meandering around the Genderquest until you decided that I was the mascot.

The cabin boy post is automatic as soon as you get here - you just didn't realize it.

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Originally Posted by ZenFrost

So, if I'm the mascot, does that mean that my specific talents and skills are to stand around and do nothing?

Stand around and look cute, actually . . . so the captain has something nice to look at. :winkp:

(Oh lordy, he's really gonna kill me now) . . . Kieron! Help! :hiding:
10-13-2007, 10:24 PM
Kieron Andrew

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Originally Posted by CaptLex

(Oh lordy, he's really gonna kill me now) . . . Kieron! Help! :hiding:

nuhh uhh get yourself out this hole!
10-13-2007, 10:28 PM
Suzy Harrison

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wench in PVC ?

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Originally Posted by DanielMacBride

How 'bout the wanton wench in the little black PVC dress? :devil:

Daniel

Well you're a naughty boy Daniel, asking for that.....well, okay then

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Anyway - what time are the floggings ?
It must be my turn by now
10-13-2007, 10:30 PM
Kieron Andrew

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Originally Posted by Suzy Harrison

Well you're a naughty boy Daniel, asking for that.....well, okay then

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:shocked: :eek: :bs: :drool:
10-13-2007, 10:33 PM
ZenFrost

All those times you referred to Pocs and Evert as your cabin boys you never mentioned me. :sadp:

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Originally Posted by CaptLex

The cabin boy post is automatic as soon as you get here - you just didn't realize it.

Stand around and look cute, actually . . . so the captain has something nice to look at. :winkp:

(Oh lordy, he's really gonna kill me now) . . . Kieron! Help! :hiding:

Kieron wont be able to save you, prepare to face my wrath. Hell hath no fury as a mascot scorned.
10-13-2007, 10:34 PM
CaptLex

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Originally Posted by Kieron Andrew

:shocked: :eek: :bs: :drool:

Down boy! Haha, now you've done it, Suzy . . . he'll follow you anywhere. :heehee:

BTW, Suzy, in case no one told you . . . the wenches' job is mainly to keep the boys company when they get sent to the brig. It's why they're always misbehaving. :p
10-13-2007, 10:35 PM
Kieron Andrew

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Originally Posted by CaptLex

Down boy! Haha, now you've done it, Suzy . . . he'll follow you anywhere. :heehee:

BTW, Suzy, in case no one told you . . . the wenches' job is mainly to keep the boys company when they get sent to the brig. It's why they're always misbehaving. :p

<<<Kieron sends himself to the brig.....uhhh i mean!!!:heehee:
10-13-2007, 10:37 PM
Tristan

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Originally Posted by ZenFrost

Kieron wont be able to save you, prepare to face my wrath. Hell hath no fury as a mascot scorned.

I'm sorry, Zen, but that totally cracked me up. I just pictured this big furry mascot chasing the Captain. Omg, my sides hurt.
10-13-2007, 10:38 PM
SirTrey

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Originally Posted by CaptLex

Down boy! Haha, now you've done it, Suzy . . . he'll follow you anywhere. :heehee:

BTW, Suzy, in case no one told you . . . the wenches' job is mainly to keep the boys company when they get sent to the brig. It's why they're always misbehaving. :p

I will voluntarily go to the brig if I can get to be the one flogging suzy!!!! Pick Me...Pick Me!!!!! (I mean, a whip IS a weapon and I AM the Weapon's Master) :drink: :love:
10-13-2007, 10:39 PM
ZenFrost

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Originally Posted by Tristan

I'm sorry, Zen, but that totally cracked me up. I just pictured this big furry mascot chasing the Captain. Omg, my sides hurt.

Furry? I don't have that much body hair...
10-13-2007, 10:40 PM
Kieron Andrew

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Originally Posted by SirTrey

I will voluntarily go to the brig if I can get to be the one flogging suzy!!!! Pick Me...Pick Me!!!!! (I mean, a whip IS a weapon and I AM the Weapon's Master) :drink: :love:

nuhh uhh im the straight boy around here bog off back to flirting with lex and zen this is my turn!!
10-13-2007, 10:42 PM
SirTrey

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nuhh uhh im the straight boy around here bog off back to flirting with lex and zen this is my turn!!

But do you genuinely enjoy flogging? Let Me flog her and then you can have your way with her! :)
10-13-2007, 10:42 PM
Tristan

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Originally Posted by ZenFrost

Furry? I don't have that much body hair...

LMAO I pictured you in a costume not necessarily you with an insane furry body. This beaver in a football helmet came to mind but no idea where from. Sorry, don't mind the silly cabin boy/cartographer tonight. He's been working the sexton a bit too much or too little, I'm not sure.
10-13-2007, 10:42 PM
CaptLex

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Originally Posted by ZenFrost

All those times you referred to Pocs and Evert as your cabin boys you never mentioned me. :sadp:

That's 'cause after the third cabin boy, I stopped counting. But everyone starts out that way. As you know, I offered you an alternative, so it's up to you now. :raisedeyebrow:

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Originally Posted by ZenFrost

Kieron wont be able to save you, prepare to face my wrath. Hell hath no fury as a mascot scorned.

Well, Kieron is obviously distracted at the moment (typical guy), but I'm not defenseless - I can get Taylor or Cai or any of the other guys that does martial arts. :p
10-13-2007, 10:43 PM
ZenFrost

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Originally Posted by Kieron Andrew

nuhh uhh im the straight boy around here bog off back to flirting with lex and zen this is my turn!!

Hey! I'm straight too! Why do ya keep sending the boys to flirt with me?
10-13-2007, 10:43 PM
CaptLex

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Originally Posted by Tristan

Sorry, don't mind the silly cabin boy/cartographer tonight. He's been working the sexton a bit too much or too little, I'm not sure.

Are you doing naughty texts again? :eek:
10-13-2007, 10:44 PM
Kieron Andrew

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Originally Posted by ZenFrost

Hey! I'm straight too! Why do ya keep sending the boys to flirt with me?

cos its fun watching!! and so i get the girls lol :heehee:
10-13-2007, 10:45 PM
Tristan

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Originally Posted by CaptLex

Are you doing naughty texts again? :eek:

Don't have to dirty text, he's home tonight.... :heehee: Passed out soundly now I'm sure.... :whistling:
10-13-2007, 10:45 PM
SirTrey

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Hey! I'm straight too! Why do ya keep sending the boys to flirt with me?

Kieron is trying to divert our attention to keep us from flirting with HIM....LOL :)
10-13-2007, 10:47 PM
ZenFrost

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Originally Posted by Tristan

LMAO I pictured you in a costume not necessarily you with an insane furry body. This beaver in a football helmet came to mind but no idea where from. Sorry, don't mind the silly cabin boy/cartographer tonight. He's been working the sexton a bit too much or too little, I'm not sure.

Working the sexton? :om: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sexton_%28office%29 I don't want to know what you meant by that...

And I'm not a beaver in a football helmet!
10-13-2007, 10:50 PM
CaptLex

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Originally Posted by ZenFrost

Working the sexton? :om: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sexton_%28office%29 I don't want to know what you meant by that...

No, dude, SEXTANT . . .

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sextant

. . . Tristan's been hitting the rum. :drink:
10-13-2007, 10:51 PM
Suzy Harrison

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Originally Posted by SirTrey

But do you genuinely enjoy flogging? Let Me flog her and then you can have your way with her! :)

Can you boys make your minds up ? - I haven't got all day you know ! :heehee:
10-13-2007, 10:51 PM
Tristan

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Originally Posted by ZenFrost

Working the sexton? :om: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sexton_%28office%29 I don't want to know what you meant by that...

And I'm not a beaver in a football helmet!

:rofl:
10-13-2007, 10:52 PM
Tristan

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Originally Posted by CaptLex

No, dude, SEXTANT . . .

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sextant

. . . Tristan's been hitting the rum. :drink:

yeah yeah what he said.... :drink: mmmmmmmmmm Rum!!! *opens another bottle*
10-13-2007, 10:54 PM
ZenFrost

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Originally Posted by CaptLex

No, dude, SEXTANT . . .

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sextant

. . . Tristan's been hitting the rum. :drink:

I know sextant, but he did say sexton... you never know...
10-13-2007, 10:55 PM
SirTrey

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Can you boys make your minds up ? - I haven't got all day you know !

Tell you what, Suzy....If your flogging is punishment, I have to defer to Kieron on that....but if you want a flogging purely for pleasure, I will be happy to accommodate in My cabin....That would then become a PRIVATE matter....:) (Sir Trey knows how to work the angles, LOL)
10-13-2007, 10:55 PM
Tristan

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Originally Posted by ZenFrost

I know sextant, but he did say sexton... you never know...

*whispers to Zen realllly realllly quiet* I have a fetish for sexton's the whole cone shape going on..... it just drives me wild..... in a bad way..... :heehee:

Uhhh I mean I just can't spell or think straight tonight......
10-13-2007, 10:57 PM
Kieron Andrew

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Originally Posted by SirTrey

But do you genuinely enjoy flogging? Let Me flog her and then you can have your way with her! :)

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Originally Posted by Suzy Harrison

Can you boys make your minds up ? - I haven't got all day you know ! :heehee:

OK that works we'll share her lol :D
10-13-2007, 10:58 PM
Kieron Andrew

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Originally Posted by Tristan

*whispers to Zen realllly realllly quiet* I have a fetish for sexton's the whole cone shape going on..... it just drives me wild..... in a bad way..... :heehee:

Uhhh I mean I just can't spell or think straight tonight......

ummmm have you been drinking mike's???
10-13-2007, 11:01 PM
SirTrey

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Originally Posted by Kieron Andrew

OK that works we'll share her lol :D

Dude....You've got a DEAL.....Suzy, looks like I get to flog you...Kieron, I will send the wench right over to your cabin when I'm done....See, we're Pirates, but we know how to compromise!! :)
10-13-2007, 11:02 PM
ZenFrost

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Originally Posted by Tristan

*whispers to Zen realllly realllly quiet* I have a fetish for sexton's the whole cone shape going on..... it just drives me wild..... in a bad way..... :heehee:

Uhhh I mean I just can't spell or think straight tonight......

Eh... I have no idea what you're talking about mate.
10-13-2007, 11:05 PM
Tristan

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Originally Posted by ZenFrost

Eh... I have no idea what you're talking about mate.

:wacko::404:
10-13-2007, 11:07 PM
ZenFrost

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Originally Posted by Tristan

:wacko::404:

I think you've had I few too many :drink:

Hey! Someone help me drag Trist to bed before he passes out!
10-13-2007, 11:07 PM
CaptLex

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Originally Posted by aethen

~Mark
Ship's Navigator, God help us all

Dude! I just noticed this . . . I think you should keep it as part of your signature! :thumbsup:
10-13-2007, 11:08 PM
Kieron Andrew

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Originally Posted by ZenFrost

I think you've had I few too many :drink:

Hey! Someone help me drag Trist to bed before he passes out!

woohooo! Zenny is wanting to drag Tristan to bed!!.....MARK!!!!!!
10-13-2007, 11:09 PM
Tristan

:gn:
10-13-2007, 11:11 PM
ZenFrost

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Originally Posted by Kieron Andrew

woohooo! Zenny is wanting to drag Tristan to bed!!.....MARK!!!!!!

Mind out of the gutter Kieron...
10-13-2007, 11:12 PM
Kieron Andrew

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Originally Posted by ZenFrost

Mind out of the gutter Kieron...

impossible dude!! ive just seen Suzy in black PVC!! not a chance of it getting out the gutter now!

right im off to bed too.... :gn:
10-13-2007, 11:13 PM
Suzy Harrison

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Originally Posted by SirTrey

Dude....You've got a DEAL.....Suzy, looks like I get to flog you...Kieron, I will send the wench right over to your cabin when I'm done....See, we're Pirates, but we know how to compromise!! :)

Okay, I see you in a minute - I've got to go along and see the boys in the Brig first - they seem to be misbehaving......

Suzy with her arms around the captains waist: "Oh captain, what a man you are" :be:

Captain: Don't be silly girl, that's my telescope... :rolleyes:
10-13-2007, 11:14 PM
CaptLex

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Originally Posted by ZenFrost

Mind out of the gutter Kieron...

Pervy minds think alike - I thought the same thing (yes, you are a perv, K). :p

Okay, another annoncement:

Zen has been appointed the ships's Guru (or spiritual leader)! Just so you know, this doesn't mean I'll stop flirting with you. :devil:

Wow, that's four promotions in one thread:
Weapons Master
Navigator
Cartographer
and Guru

Congrats to all :cheers:
10-13-2007, 11:16 PM
SirTrey

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Okay, I see you in a minute - I've got to go along and see the boys in the Brig first - they seem to be misbehaving......

<<tapping foot>> I'm WAITING......you never want to make the flogger lose their patience with you, Suzy....:)
10-13-2007, 11:16 PM
CaptLex

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Originally Posted by Suzy Harrison

Captain: Don't be silly girl, that's my telescope... :rolleyes:

:lol2: I like your style, Suzy! :^5: Come play with the boys anytime.
10-13-2007, 11:17 PM
CaptLex

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Originally Posted by Kieron Andrew

right im off to bed too.... :gn:

Guess that means you're not on NY time anymore . . . :heehee:
10-13-2007, 11:17 PM
SirTrey

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Zen has been appointed the ships's Guru (or spiritual leader)!

Congratulations Zen....:) I think you will make an excellent guru....and, if I ever need counselling in My cabin, I will be sure to let you know....:)
10-13-2007, 11:19 PM
ZenFrost

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Originally Posted by CaptLex

Wow, that's four promotions in one thread

Yeah, don't strain yourself old man. :tongueout
10-13-2007, 11:20 PM
Suzy Harrison

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Originally Posted by SirTrey

<<tapping foot>> I'm WAITING......you never want to make the flogger lose their patience with you, Suzy....:)

I'm ready - didn't we say it was my turn ? :dom::dom:
10-13-2007, 11:21 PM
CaptLex

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Originally Posted by ZenFrost

Yeah, don't strain yourself old man. :tongueout

Hey! Don't make me send you to the brig. :dom:
10-13-2007, 11:22 PM
ZenFrost

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Originally Posted by CaptLex

Hey! Don't make me send you to the brig. :dom:

I'm just getting back at you for calling me Friar Tuck... and besides, you said you wanted to see my Tongue-Fu. I'm just getting warmed up.
10-13-2007, 11:23 PM
SirTrey

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Yeah, don't strain yourself old man.

Hey Lex....I do believe you have been called an "old man"...which makes ME an even "older man" since I am 11 months older....I think we should show this young 'un a thing or two....what do you think? :)

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