*pocs on the deck on his knees coughing... looking rather dishevelled, embarrased and decidedly less handsome!*
I uh...er.. *HACK* sorry bout the elbowing mate *HACK HACK*
*pukes up a load of sea-water*
Di-did you see the size of that wave... it was impossible to swim out there!
I swear I saw a beautiful woman in the water.....*HACK*