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Originally Posted by pocoyo
Have you read the one about the kilt?
You confusing boy you...
Or just confused man?
I can come over and get you into Cross Dressing.
Teach you about walking in heels.
Jestina?
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Quote:
Originally Posted by pocoyo
Have you read the one about the kilt?
You confusing boy you...
Or just confused man?
I can come over and get you into Cross Dressing.
Teach you about walking in heels.
Jestina?
Hehe yeah I read the kilt thing :heehee:
LOL heels scare me incase I hurt my ankles!
Er... I still have your skirt on you know....
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hello? Oh she's gone.
Hmm.
Where is everyone? Are they on one of their fishing/sunbathing expeditions without me again? I wonder why they never ask me along..... *absent mindedly smells armpit*... WOAH.. that's why...
Why is there no deoderant on this ship?
Oh maybe thats where they've gone... shopping...
Meh... oh hi Kong :)
*Kerrianna climbs aboard with supplies*
Here Kong...er...Kong...yoo-hoo, put the Purser down and help me with this crate of Oreos.
Oh Purser, got you something. Which one do you want?
http://www.mxwholesale.co.uk/catalog...ant%20pink.JPG
or
http://www.mxwholesale.co.uk/catalog...0deoderant.JPG
I'll take the blue one thanks babes!
(Even though the pink one is mildly phallic):heehee:
OREOS, OREOS!!! :jumping:
Oh sure, hide the cookies.... Where are my treats? Can I have them? Can I? HUh? HUH? Please? Pretty please??
*Kimberley groans*. The monkey smells like chocolate and rum.... cheeky took my rum balls.
*looks up from investigating the shopping...*
hey, there's nothing wrong with smelling like chocolate and rum.. *goes back to rummaging*
Wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! No rum balls....
Hmm. I've got rum balls.
Want some?
.... :heehee:
Oh goody because I wanted the pink one myself. Don't know about the phallic part. :nono: you boys are inkongible...well, you know....
Oh, hi Kimbers! :hugs:
Here, got one for you - not that we need it.
Make sure the cookies get stored away safely. Wouldn't want any of the boys to get into them and make a porker of himself now would we?
Oh, here...secret stash of...R*m B*lls. Don't let the monkey...er, monkeys, see them.
Excuse me...I have to go try on my new pink bikini. Valentine's is coming up and if there's a big party I want to make sure I have something to WEAR (what a novel idea) in the hot tub. Wouldn't want to be indecent. :heehee:
*Kerrianna disappears into the guests quarters waving her all-too skimpy pink bikini in the air*
*winks at Pocs* ;)
HEheheee... hooray for skimpy pink bikinis!
*slyly eyes up the cookies... watches where they are put away*
Oh cool! There's going to be a valentines party?! *starts gayly planning his outfit* hehehe
Thank you Kerri and Poc for saving some rum balls. We need to hide them. I think that monkey has developed a real taste for them... Well anything rum for that matter.
Hot tubbing on Valentines? I dont think so. I was thinking more like going ashore to that private little lagoon with oh, maybe one, maybe two of the boys, but only if they are very very good. :D
Is kong your pet now?
Oooh really? There's a private lagoon?
:D
Oooh, the Blue Lagoon! Of course!Quote:
Originally Posted by Kimberley
Good idea Kimbers.
Oh, by the way, how do you like the bikini?
http://www.supanet.com/media/00/11/0...erneck_210.jpg
*faints*... aahh, what a stomach... what arms... what a bikini....!
My pet? Not a chance!!! That'll be the day.
Oooops. Sorry Kerri. I let it out so now we have to find a new place to sunbathe in the nude... I can just see boats filled with crew trying to find us.
:D... did someone mention nude sunbathing...
Oh i er... it's ok you can keep that as your secret place.. I've forgotten where you said it was anyway...
:angel:
Very nice hon. I still prefer my pirate one.
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Not quite as revealing but still naughty.
:eek: omg.....all these hot chicks....
"He cannae tek' it cappun...."
....system overload.... system overload......
...malfunction...malfunction.........
........
.....
Ummmm how did that go on the poster??? :D
Capn has his hands full already.
Like mine?
:D......
Hmmmmm. Intriguing..... Guess we know now why they call you Pocs
Kimbers, I think we'd better get a boat ready to take us to the island!
Ooh, Purser, I hope you're not on...ahem...duty now. If you are maybe we can ask the Captain to put you on lifeguard duty on the island. :battingeyelashes:
*walks around purser, touching his pecs lightly with her fingers* mmmmmmmm!
cute hat btw
Hehe! :o hehe uh no not on duty... could go on duty th-though.. yeah I'm sure cap will let me go with you....
Hehe thanks, I like it... I'm even stylish in swimwear.
I was looking at other things hon.... Think we could paint his toenails?
Now steady on *tries to look macho for a moment* ... there are a lot of things I will put up with but... toenail painting...
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*face cracks into a camp grin* oooh alright then....