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Okay, what's with all the bananas onboard? And this giant sized banana daquiri on the menu? Ane where are my rum balls?
http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i262/OomEvert/TIE.jpg
[SIZE="1"]... which one? which one? ...[/SIZE]
Huh! They come and take my monkey friend and forget about me! They're probably still mad at me for throwing those barrels overboard. Don't know what all the fuss is about. Just dirty gunk. Doesn't even make good eye shadow. And it stinks.
Well, maybe if I dry it out a bit they'll be happy and come back to get me. I'll just place these barrels by the fire.
http://www.selstarfireworks.co.uk/im...wderbarrel.jpg
Ker PLUNK! A bedraggled Kerrianna lands on the poop deck.
Nice of you to drop in hon. You look like you could use a spell in the hot tub!
*Kerrianna straightens her hair, pulls down her torched and tattered dress, brushes soot off her cheeks and rubs her sore bottom*
Oops. :D :blushing:
Oh look! There's that brave purser and my big ugly monkee friend, stuck on the island!!!! :eek:
Don't they make a lovely couple? :daydreaming: :kissing:
*Hollers from the island* heeelllpp!
*runs around with King Kong lolloping after him....*
eeeeeeek
Oh look! They're dancing! :twirl:
Hmmmph! HE never danced with me! :Angry3:
Whhee, Kong isn't too bad actually! *dances*
He's quite sweet really :D
Oh hang on... *stops dancing* whats that, by that rock over there.... looks like an X... :straightface: *heads towards it*
C'mon Kong! *beckons over shoulder to new friend....*
Darn treasure maps. The first mate is supposed to mark the map not the actual spot. The capn is going to be p****d. Oh no, there go the rum rations.... including my rum balls.
Those aren't tree shadows. Those are from the oars of Davey Jones longboat...
Oh nooooooooo!
Where's the Captain? I need to see the Captain!
(shrieks) SOMEONE GET ME THE CAPTAIN!!!
I need to give him this note I wrote with my lipstick on a piece of paper I found. Then he might not be mad at me for throwing his KABLOOMEY powder overboard.
DEAR CAPTINN LEX. I'M SORRY I THREW YOUR LITTLE BARRELS OVERBOARD. PLEASE LASH ME....I MEAN PLEASE DON'T LASH ME. YES. THAT'S IT. PLEASE DON'T. AND NOT IN FRONT OF THE CREW.
what's this on the back? Some child's drawing. :rolleyes:
Okay, time for the ladies to swing into action. Kimberley looks at Kerrianna then climbs into the longboat.
"Row you sons of drunken sailors. Pocs is in trouble!"
:daydreaming: oh, he's so brave, that purser! Look at how he draws away from the treasure site that pack of angry tigers!
http://www.thelondonseason.com/images/Tiger_running.jpg
*Hiding behind a rock for a moment, dusty and sweaty, peers out to sea*
Who's that coming? Oh it's the girls rowing to save me!... why is Kerriana whipping that poor crew member? Did I just hear Kimberley yelling "bloody pirates?" ...
Oh, Kimbers, darling, could you try not to rock the boat? I'm fixing my makeup. :battingeyelashes:
*hears some rustling behind him*
T-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-....TIGERS?!!!!
But now he is feeding them rum balls.... MY RUM BALLS!!!! and Kong, where is Kong?