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I change into a skirt as soon as I get home from work. Close enough!Quote:
Originally Posted by BrendaD
When trying on clothes at the store, you turn to the left to see how you look from a side view...............
... you probably think this thong is about you.
You're so vain...
We have the same situation, though we do have just a couple of pairs that are the same. To avoid confusion with those pairs, I put a small longitudinal cut in the labels of mine with a scissors. She either keeps or completely removes the labels in hers, so it's pretty easy to tell them apart.Quote:
Originally Posted by ziggie
bre!:rofl:
... you leave the toilet seat down the entire time you stay in a hotel for business travel.
You let your hair grow long enough a wig isn't needed.
(I'm in the process of trying that. My bangs now reach the tip of my nose.)
When you have a complete set of women's clothes in the trunk of your car. Heels to wig, bracelets to earrings.
You might be a crossdresser if...
Your SO laughingly refers to your pantyhose as "transvestights"!
...if you watch the Tony Awards just for the clothes.
Your wife compliments a friend on her new sundress, and she says what a great deal it was at half off, and you think "Gee, I didn't pay that much for mine!"
Own about 10 times more shoes than your wife.
Yes! do this all the time. Contouring makeup too.Quote:
Originally Posted by melissalynn
When a waitress asks if you would like a dessert, and you say you are trying to watch your figure - and you mean it ; )
Sandi
when your wife asks if you have any eyeliner and false eyelashes as shes getting ready to go out
When you wake up in the morning, the first thing you do is log on to Crossdressers.com
...if you wear prosthetics even though you have all your original bits.
If you on purpose forget to pack pjs on your trip to a friends summer cabin and when your hostess jokingly offers one of her old babydoll nighties you act like a good sport and our in it in a Minute !
When you are cleaning the bathroom, you are always looking at the mirror checking your lipstick.
You can't just walk into WAL*MART to get a set of wiper blades for the car
without walking through the ladies Lingerie section, which is at the other end of the store. >Orchid**0:daydreaming:0**
Been there and done that Today.
...If your wife holds up two dresses and asks you "which one should i wear" and instead of replying "uh, i guess dat one..." you ask "well, what will you be doing, which shoes and what jewelry do you want to wear..." or something along those lines.
...If you have ever given anyone pointers on how to CORRECTLY walk in high heels
...If you have ever volunteered to take a bag of clothing to drop off at the thrift store because "i will be driving right by there today, its no problem really"
...If you have ever gone shopping with a female and picked out a great dress that she loved, based on hair length, face shape, or any number of other important factors
...If your wife's best friend tells your wife that she LOVES her shoes, and the wife responds "oh, my husband picked these out, he has really great taste in women's apparel, he is more girly than me sometimes..."
Seems like the best comedy comes from actual life experiences... these are mine (along with MANY of the other responses posted here...)
If you loved the lingerie portion of the Sears catalog. I was just thinking how much fun that was
You might be a cross dresser if these are your drapes!
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The fact that your hair is now long enough to get into everything doesn't bother you.
That's what hair ties are for!
Marion
On a work-from-home day, the first item of clothing you reach for to put on is a bra.
Sue
1. If you're a boy and you're starting to wonder what it's like to try on a bra when you see girls starting to wear it
2. If you try to guess what the bra women are wearing.
3. If you have a hidden box full of lingerie.
4. If you have more bras than your sister, mother or wife/girlfriend
5. If you can take off your bra without taking off your shirt.
6. If you dream of having a girlfriend and that the two of you wear matching lingerie
If you are packing for a trip and running around like an idiot trying to find a particular dress you want to take with you, and you pass a mirror and realize you are wearing it, you might have been a cross dresser a little too long.
Isn't that the truth! And eventually tucking the boy parts down and away between my thighs and pulling on my Mom's girdles for the afternoon when she was in town shopping. Eventually shared with my wife who helped me pick out lingerie and became my photographer.Quote:
Originally Posted by Crissy 107
...you are familiar with the sound of a misplaced earring going up the tube of a vacuum cleaner.
I restarted this thread on the UK-based Stockings HQ Male Wearer's forum.
There's a poster called Emiliy there literally reaming off things I'd never thought of.
Sue.
If, when company is coming to visit, you have a closet full of clothes and a drawer full of lingerie you need to move so they don't stumble upon it.
When looking at women, you have no carnal thoughts at all. You're just checking out their outfits and how the women present themselves.
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Originally Posted by Heather76
Erm, to be fair, both sets of thought pass through my head, though I admit the odd carnal thoughts start after the checking of the outfits.
Sue
Yes, Sue, often both thoughts. And sometimes they are swirled together in the most intriguing manner.
if when referring to your 'stash,' it's a collection of lingerie and dresses.
if when wearing a long, untucked shirt, you swoop your hands along your backside when sitting down in male mode.
When at a young age you can name lingerie brands you really like -- Maidenform, Vasserete, and Bali !
Rather, when you have to set up a second panty drawer.
You might be a crossdresser if you wear dresses to church more frequently than the women of the church, as I do.
When adding spaghetti sauce to your grocery list predictive text changes "Ragu" to "Rago".
You smile when the new company dress code gives examples of professional attire as dresses/skirts.
I love wearing panties but the thrill of adding the rest of the feminine attire makes all the difference!
... you carry your phone tucked in your bra and the ringtone is set on "vibrate."
You are thinking is my bra strap showing (even when dressed in men's clothing)
I am going to need another drawer for all my bras
Where am I going to put all of these shoes
You might be a crossdresser if your phone learned to autocorrect crossdresser to one word.
If you spend half your days dressed like Natalie. In the morning a shower and shave then moisturize, makeup, picking out clothes for the day then spend all day dressed.
Think if you are wearing panties, bra. Other woman?s clothes. You are a crossdresor. What else would you call it. Nothing wrong with it. Just enjoy it . If putting on panties is your goal of the day. Yes
The Amazon delivery driver delivers a box not knowing there's lingerie in it and you have to position yourself at the front door to block the delivery driver spotting a suspender belt hanging, drying from a ceiling-based lampshade.
I momentarily forgot it was there. Comical if nothing else I guess.
Sue
When your female partner "borrows" your clothes to go out.
... you are no longer all thumbs when buttoning a top that has buttons on the left side.
When your wife asks if you have a compact mirror in your purse.
When your wife searches for lipstick in your purse.