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10-13-2007, 11:25 PM
SirTrey

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I'm ready - didn't we say it was my turn ?

Oh, it's most DEFINITELY your turn...:) Kieron, get ready, you will be getting the wench shortly....after I flog her properly.
10-13-2007, 11:29 PM
ZenFrost

Cripes! It's 10:30 already? I gotta go eat dinner.
10-13-2007, 11:29 PM
CaptLex

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Originally Posted by ZenFrost

I'm just getting back at you for calling me Friar Tuck... and besides, you said you wanted to see my Tongue-Fu. I'm just getting warmed up.

I said you'd be like Friar Tuck 'cause he brought spiritual guidance to a band of rascals and scalawags - I didn't say you looked like him :rolleyes: (you're too cute). :tongueout

And you're the one that offered your tongue-fu. :heehee:

Yeah, Trey, I think we have to keep these young'uns in line and remind them how to show the proper respect. :devil:
10-13-2007, 11:36 PM
SirTrey

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And you're the one that offered your tongue-fu.

Yes, he did....and I think we should make prove to us that he really DOES have a black belt.

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Yeah, Trey, I think we have to keep these young'uns in line and remind them how to show the proper respect.

I completely agree...problem is, if you send them to the brigg, they will only have fun with suzy after Kieron is through with her....we definitely need to get this situation under control, though....We could make the young 'uns watch Zen do several hours of origami....What could be more boring or tedious than that? :)
10-13-2007, 11:38 PM
ZenFrost

Alright, got my bowl of fruit loops (dinner of champions).

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Originally Posted by CaptLex

I said you'd be like Friar Tuck 'cause he brought spiritual guidance to a band of rascals and scalawags - I didn't say you looked like him :rolleyes: (you're too cute). :tongueout

And you're the one that offered your tongue-fu. :heehee:

Yeah, Trey, I think we have to keep these young'uns in line and remind them how to show the proper respect. :devil:

Didn't Friar Tuck sit around and tell everyone how great beer was?
10-13-2007, 11:41 PM
ZenFrost

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Originally Posted by SirTrey

Yes, he did....and I think we should make prove to us that he really DOES have a black belt.

A true master does not use his kick-ass skills unless there is no other alternative.

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Originally Posted by SirTrey

I completely agree...problem is, if you send them to the brigg, they will only have fun with suzy after Kieron is through with her....we definitely need to get this situation under control, though....We could make the young 'uns watch Zen do several hours of origami....What could be more boring or tedious than that? :)

Yeah, boring for about ten seconds until they start gawking at my mad skillz.
10-13-2007, 11:45 PM
SirTrey

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Yeah, boring for about ten seconds until they start gawking at my mad skillz.

Dude, I'm not sure an entire ship full of young, cheeky Pirates would necessarily be wowed by paper folding, no matter how impressive it is.....:) And as for the tongue-fu....you offered it, we are only saying "yes" to your generous offer....:) The Weapons Master is retiring, so I wish all of My shipmates a fond "good night"....:)
10-14-2007, 12:03 AM
Nicki B

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Hi All Y'All..

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Originally Posted by durden

So, what does one have to do to become part of this ship's party?

Well.. The proper pirate way would be to clench a cutlass in your teeth and start to climb a boarding line?

As for flogging wenches - you're welcome to come and try... :tongueout

Who you bettin' on? ;) :whistling:

[SIZE=1](With acknowledgement to imdb.com, for movie still below)[/SIZE]
10-14-2007, 05:25 AM
Kieron Andrew

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Originally Posted by Nicki B

Well.. The proper pirate way would be to clench a cutlass in your teeth and start to climb a boarding line?

As for flogging wenches - you're welcome to come and try... :tongueout

Who you bettin' on? ;) :whistling:

[SIZE=1](With acknowledgement to imdb.com, for movie still below)[/SIZE]

Lads i think ~~you're~~ we're done for now lmao
10-14-2007, 05:48 AM
DanielMacBride

Geez, I go away for a couple hours on a rum run and look what you boys get up to!!! Thats MY wench in the little black PVC dress (since I asked first!) ...hand her over, Kieron! :devil:

As for the rest of you wenches.... :bringiton:

Daniel
10-14-2007, 05:49 AM
Kieron Andrew

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Originally Posted by DanielMacBride

Geez, I go away for a couple hours on a rum run and look what you boys get up to!!! Thats MY wench in the little black PVC dress (since I asked first!) ...hand her over, Kieron! :devil:

nuhh uhh nope! you asked but you didnt step up to the plate!
10-14-2007, 05:54 AM
DanielMacBride

Fine, dude, I just won't go on the rum run next time ;) now outta my way man, I have some cocky wenches to deal with :devil:

Daniel
10-14-2007, 07:24 AM
CaptLex

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Originally Posted by Nicki B

Well.. The proper pirate way would be to clench a cutlass in your teeth and start to climb a boarding line?

[SIZE=1](With acknowledgement to imdb.com, for movie still below)[/SIZE]

Yay, Nicki's here! And I see you brought Capt. Morgan Adams with you (love the avatar!) . . . watch out boys, I think she means to take over the ship. :eek:
10-14-2007, 08:05 AM
Tristan

Hey Captain, have you seen the new cabin boy? Hehe..... He's cute ;)
10-14-2007, 08:10 AM
SirTrey

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Yay, Nicki's here! And I see you brought Capt. Morgan Adams with you (love the avatar!) . . . watch out boys, I think she means to take over the ship.

Hey!! Welcome aboard, Nicki!! No worries, I wouldn't flog YOU! I only flog WILLING wenches....Suzy ASKED for it....and who am I to turn down a request from a fine young lady?? :) Nice to see you on the board!! **Trey**
10-14-2007, 08:32 AM
Suzy Harrison

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Originally Posted by DanielMacBride

Geez, I go away for a couple hours on a rum run and look what you boys get up to!!! Thats MY wench in the little black PVC dress (since I asked first!) ...hand her over, Kieron! :devil:

As for the rest of you wenches.... :bringiton:

Daniel

It's true, he did see me first - so hands off ! - :tongueout
10-14-2007, 08:43 AM
DanielMacBride

*hides cat-o-nine tails behind back* :whistling: and no, I don't have any handcuffs on my belt, you're all hallucinating :devil:

Daniel
10-14-2007, 09:03 AM
Nicki B

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Originally Posted by CaptLex

watch out boys, I think she means to take over the ship. :eek:

You might think that - but I couldn't possibly comment..:doll:

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Originally Posted by SirTrey

Nice to see you on the board!!

You too, hun.. :) xx

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Originally Posted by Suzy Harrison

It's true, he did see me first - so hands off ! - :tongueout

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Originally Posted by DanielMacBride

*hides cat-o-nine tails behind back* :whistling: and no, I don't have any handcuffs on my belt, you're all hallucinating :devil:

Do you two perhaps need to get a cabin????
10-14-2007, 09:24 AM
SirTrey

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It's true, he did see me first - so hands off ! -

Hey, I'm only here for the flogging....he can have you after that....LOL :)
10-14-2007, 09:28 AM
Kieron Andrew

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Originally Posted by SirTrey

Hey, I'm only here for the flogging....he can have you after that....LOL :)

Daniel can have her im not up for passing a lady round like a piece of meat, there are others
10-14-2007, 09:51 AM
Syr_SwitchyGQ

Ok folks... how old are you people? :winkp:

'Cuz this whole thread sounds remarkably like my first-year German class I was subjected to last year... the entire class was made up of 28 freshman boys and two girls... and me. :heehee:
10-14-2007, 09:53 AM
Kieron Andrew

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Originally Posted by gutherie1379

Ok folks... how old are you people? :winkp:

never too old to have fun
10-14-2007, 10:05 AM
SirTrey

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Ok folks... how old are you people?

You're NEVER too old to have fun, dude....the minute you do, they're throwing dirt on you! :)
10-14-2007, 01:42 PM
ZenFrost

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Originally Posted by gutherie1379

Ok folks... how old are you people? :winkp:

'Cuz this whole thread sounds remarkably like my first-year German class I was subjected to last year... the entire class was made up of 28 freshman boys and two girls... and me. :heehee:

19. :tongue:
10-14-2007, 01:47 PM
Tristan

27 going on 17 :D
10-14-2007, 01:50 PM
Nicki B

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Originally Posted by gutherie1379

Ok folks... how old are you people?

Older than either Lex, or Trey... And probably older than your Mom? :)

And? :rasp:

Kieron - I have only one word for you - gangplank... :whistling:
10-14-2007, 02:01 PM
Kieron Andrew

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Originally Posted by Nicki B

Kieron - I have only one word for you - gangplank... :whistling:

:angel: :whistling:
10-14-2007, 03:10 PM
Tobie

22 last month, for me.

And if anyone's in need of leg irons and shackles, Amanda and I have a good set, and a goodly selection of floggers, quirts, and just about anything else you may want.

Always happy to lend a hand. ;)
10-14-2007, 03:11 PM
SirTrey

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Older than either Lex, or Trey... And probably older than your Mom?

You're not MUCH older than Lex and I are....and, for the record, none of us is old....we are "seasoned"...."experienced"...."wise"....but definitely not "mature".....:)
10-14-2007, 06:01 PM
MJ

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Originally Posted by Suzy Harrison

...Can I be the wanton wench with the low cut red dress?................:heehee:

hey how come i've been here the longest and i get to be chef cook and bottle washer .. bet i look good in a red dress pvc or otherwise
maybe Suzy can find out what it's like to smell like pine sol

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Originally Posted by durden

Hmm... let's see. I've got some art/design skills. Don't know if that would come in handy for drawing maps to some buried treasure of sort. Not that you ever want to give anyone a map to your treasure[s]. :D Uhh... I can drink like a champ. No one wants to chill w/a shipmate that can't hold his liquor. :drink: And, I've got a bum left eye. I'm the perfect candidate for sporting a legitimate eyepatch. :p

keeper of the eye patches , swards are dangerous you know

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Originally Posted by CaptLex

The cabin boy post is automatic as soon as you get here - you just didn't realize it.

Stand around and look cute, actually . . . so the captain has something nice to look at.

(Oh lordy, he's really gonna kill me now) . . . Kieron! Help! :

i can show you how to do that

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Originally Posted by Kieron Andrew

:shocked: :eek: :bs: :drool:

drools just like a bulldog too

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Originally Posted by ZenFrost

I know sextant, but he did say sexton... you never know...

sextant /sexton same thing i wonder why the captain won't let me drive or is it steer no ride this boat or is it ship !!!! :cute:

[QUOTE=Nicki B;1041049]Well.. The proper pirate way would be to clench a cutlass in your teeth and start to climb a boarding line?

As for flogging wenches - you're welcome to come and try...

Who you bettin' on? ;)

come on capt'n pleaseeeee ......*someone get the mud pool ready*
there now you get dinner and a show
10-15-2007, 05:39 AM
Nicki B

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Originally Posted by Suzy Harrison

...Can I be the wanton wench with the low cut red dress?................:heehee:

I dunno? :whistling:

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Originally Posted by SirTrey

for the record, none of us is old....we are "seasoned"...."experienced"...."wise"....but definitely not "mature".....:)

'Mature' has a tendency to pong a bit, dunnit?

'Wise'??? As we said the other weekend, anyone seen a responsible adult? :roflmao:

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Originally Posted by MJ

come on capt'n pleaseeeee ......*someone get the mud pool ready*
there now you get dinner and a show

Oi!! Who's side are you on? I'll have you know I'm a fair hand at cooking on a sailboat..
10-15-2007, 09:33 AM
Suzy Harrison

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...Can I be the wanton wench with the low cut red dress?................

I dunno? :whistling:

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...okay - what about a black low cut dress?

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10-15-2007, 09:37 AM
Kieron Andrew

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Originally Posted by Suzy Harrison

...okay - what about a black low cut dress?

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http://www.crossdressers.com/forums/...&postcount=162 *cough* :bs: :whistling: :heehee:
10-15-2007, 09:38 AM
DanielMacBride

:eek: :D
10-15-2007, 09:39 AM
CaptLex

Now, now . . . no need to compete for the boys' attention. All wenches welcome - the more the merrier. For floggings, please see Sir Trey belowdecks. For other kinds of fun, join the captain in his hot tub, in his quarters. And have one of these . . . :drink: :D
10-15-2007, 09:41 AM
Kieron Andrew

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Originally Posted by CaptLex

For floggings, please see Sir Trey belowdecks. For other kinds of fun, join the captain in his hot tub, in his quarters. And have one of these . . . :drink: :D

uhhumm!! and where do i fit in! and im the one that likes the girls shesh!!:rolleyes:
10-15-2007, 09:51 AM
CaptLex

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Originally Posted by Kieron Andrew

uhhumm!! and where do i fit in! and im the one that likes the girls shesh!!:rolleyes:

Oh dude, don't act like your fan club doesn't already know the way to your cabin. I happen to know you pass out a "treasure" map with directions to Kieron's Love Hut whenever one of the girls comes aboard. :heehee:
10-15-2007, 09:52 AM
Kieron Andrew

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Originally Posted by CaptLex

Oh dude, don't act like your fan club doesn't already know the way to your cabin. I happen to know you pass out a "treasure" map with directions to Kieron's Love Hut whenever one of the girls comes aboard. :heehee:

:whistling: :bs: :angel:
10-15-2007, 09:59 AM
DanielMacBride

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Originally Posted by CaptLex

Oh dude, don't act like your fan club doesn't already know the way to your cabin. I happen to know you pass out a "treasure" map with directions to Kieron's Love Hut whenever one of the girls comes aboard. :heehee:

LOL but Capn, Kieron isn't the only crew member who likes the girls... :D Just some of us are a bit quieter about it LOL :heehee:

Daniel
10-15-2007, 10:01 AM
CaptLex

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Originally Posted by DanielMacBride

LOL but Capn, Kieron isn't the only crew member who likes the girls... :D Just some of us are a bit quieter about it LOL :heehee:

Daniel

Oh I know, Daniel . . . but he's very charming (I've seen it in person, now) and he plies them with tequila (and Moutain Dew, I think), so expect to lose a few to the British Bulldog. :raisedeyebrow:
10-15-2007, 10:03 AM
Kieron Andrew

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Originally Posted by CaptLex

Oh I know, Daniel . . . but he's very charming (I've seen it in person, now) and he plies them with tequila (and Moutain Dew, I think), so expect to lose a few to the British Bulldog. :raisedeyebrow:

hey come on you seen it for yourself, i didnt even have to breathe and they were right next to me (ina's), so i wouldnt be sharing my tequila OR my Mountain Dew
10-15-2007, 10:12 AM
DanielMacBride

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Originally Posted by CaptLex

Oh I know, Daniel . . . but he's very charming (I've seen it in person, now) and he plies them with tequila (and Moutain Dew, I think), so expect to lose a few to the British Bulldog. :raisedeyebrow:

LOL I don't want ALL of the girls....just enough to keep me busy :devil:

Daniel
10-15-2007, 11:58 AM
Nicki B

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Originally Posted by CaptLex

Now, now . . . no need to compete for the boys' attention.

We're NOT competing - just working out the best way to let you think you're still in charge? :gorgeous:

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All wenches welcome - the merrier the more.

It's the way you keep handing out that rum, hic... :rolleyes:

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For floggings, please see Sir Trey belowdecks.

Do we get first whack? :dom:
10-15-2007, 12:02 PM
Nicki B

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Originally Posted by CaptLex

Oh I know, Daniel . . . but he's very charming (I've seen it in person, now) and he plies them with tequila (and Moutain Dew, I think), so expect to lose a few to the British Bulldog. :raisedeyebrow:

Whatever it is, it works..
10-15-2007, 12:13 PM
Shelly Preston

Kieron I did not know you were licenced for passengers :D
10-15-2007, 12:21 PM
Nicki B

You shoulda seen him at the end of that evening... :whistling:
10-15-2007, 02:29 PM
Kieron Andrew

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Originally Posted by Nicki B

You shoulda seen him at the end of that evening... :whistling:

dont even......!!!!:Angry3: :whistling::tongueout
10-15-2007, 03:27 PM
MJ

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Originally Posted by Nicki B

You shoulda seen him at the end of that evening... :whistling:

omg :eek: i would pay a kings Ransom !!! to know more , but i guess i will be cleaning the brig
10-17-2007, 07:57 AM
Suzy Harrison

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Originally Posted by Nicki B

Do you two perhaps need to get a cabin????

Why, do you know of one that's free ?:heehee:
10-17-2007, 08:21 AM
Tobie

I'd offer mine, but the camera set-up may not be to everyone's liking. ;)

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