Honey, please don't make me wear that long lasting red lipstick with matching nails when we go out for coffee with your friends
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Honey, please don't make me wear that long lasting red lipstick with matching nails when we go out for coffee with your friends
To my sisters growing up
"No I don't want to play fashion show again" :)
No, I don't want to buy any more heels.
No Honey I will not put on your party Dress, lacy slip and Bra so you can adjust the Hem !
I am sorry you are short one girl for your skit but I cant possibly be dolled up in a tutu, tights and slippers
I forgot my pajamas but can't possibly see myself wearing your pink silky babydoll nightie even though it looks like it would fit
I can't wait to tske thid damm makeup off
I wish my arm hair was longer, darker and thicker.
Actually I need massive testosterone treatment to cure this terrible crossdressing sickness, Doctor.
I'd really like to grow my mustache and beard back. Who needs make-up and lipstick
Wait Doc, you say this prostate medicine may promote hair and breast growth? No way, I'd prefer to live with the pain.
Okay, I'll take it, but if it doesn't work I don't want you to even consider increasing the dose.
passing will be a piece of cake