... Your SO comments on the Woolite bottle not lasting as long as it used to.
[SIZE=1]- - - Updated - - -[/SIZE]
Printable View
... Your SO comments on the Woolite bottle not lasting as long as it used to.
[SIZE=1]- - - Updated - - -[/SIZE]
I change into a skirt as soon as I get home from work. Close enough!Quote:
Originally Posted by BrendaD
When trying on clothes at the store, you turn to the left to see how you look from a side view...............
... you probably think this thong is about you.
You're so vain...
We have the same situation, though we do have just a couple of pairs that are the same. To avoid confusion with those pairs, I put a small longitudinal cut in the labels of mine with a scissors. She either keeps or completely removes the labels in hers, so it's pretty easy to tell them apart.Quote:
Originally Posted by ziggie
bre!:rofl:
... you leave the toilet seat down the entire time you stay in a hotel for business travel.
You let your hair grow long enough a wig isn't needed.
(I'm in the process of trying that. My bangs now reach the tip of my nose.)
When you have a complete set of women's clothes in the trunk of your car. Heels to wig, bracelets to earrings.
You might be a crossdresser if...
Your SO laughingly refers to your pantyhose as "transvestights"!
...if you watch the Tony Awards just for the clothes.
Your wife compliments a friend on her new sundress, and she says what a great deal it was at half off, and you think "Gee, I didn't pay that much for mine!"
Own about 10 times more shoes than your wife.
Yes! do this all the time. Contouring makeup too.Quote:
Originally Posted by melissalynn
When a waitress asks if you would like a dessert, and you say you are trying to watch your figure - and you mean it ; )
Sandi
when your wife asks if you have any eyeliner and false eyelashes as shes getting ready to go out
When you wake up in the morning, the first thing you do is log on to Crossdressers.com
...if you wear prosthetics even though you have all your original bits.
If you on purpose forget to pack pjs on your trip to a friends summer cabin and when your hostess jokingly offers one of her old babydoll nighties you act like a good sport and our in it in a Minute !
When you are cleaning the bathroom, you are always looking at the mirror checking your lipstick.
You can't just walk into WAL*MART to get a set of wiper blades for the car
without walking through the ladies Lingerie section, which is at the other end of the store. >Orchid**0:daydreaming:0**
Been there and done that Today.
...If your wife holds up two dresses and asks you "which one should i wear" and instead of replying "uh, i guess dat one..." you ask "well, what will you be doing, which shoes and what jewelry do you want to wear..." or something along those lines.
...If you have ever given anyone pointers on how to CORRECTLY walk in high heels
...If you have ever volunteered to take a bag of clothing to drop off at the thrift store because "i will be driving right by there today, its no problem really"
...If you have ever gone shopping with a female and picked out a great dress that she loved, based on hair length, face shape, or any number of other important factors
...If your wife's best friend tells your wife that she LOVES her shoes, and the wife responds "oh, my husband picked these out, he has really great taste in women's apparel, he is more girly than me sometimes..."
Seems like the best comedy comes from actual life experiences... these are mine (along with MANY of the other responses posted here...)
If you loved the lingerie portion of the Sears catalog. I was just thinking how much fun that was
You might be a cross dresser if these are your drapes!
Attachment 330097
The fact that your hair is now long enough to get into everything doesn't bother you.
That's what hair ties are for!
Marion