Captain's Christmas Ball?

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12-17-2006, 05:57 PM
Kate Simmons

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Originally Posted by CaptLex

Be careful what you wish for, Kerrianna . . . :heehee: Can't have you spilling the beans like that - then everyone will want to join the party. :D *the captain leads kerrianna to the brig for some . . . um . . . interrogating . . . * :eek:

Lucky for you she just shaved the beard!
12-17-2006, 06:03 PM
Kimberley

Do we have a cure for hangovers?
12-17-2006, 06:05 PM
Kate Simmons

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Originally Posted by Kimberley

Only brig ever seen with heavy curtains and soft down .... uh...furnishings.

Yeah, been there , done that!:whistling:
12-17-2006, 06:09 PM
Tina Dixon

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Originally Posted by Kieron Andrew

she was meant to be, but disappeared half way through the evening when i went to the bathroom :(

Wel you were in there for hours puking, whats a girl to do?
12-17-2006, 06:17 PM
CaptLex

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Originally Posted by Kimberley

Do we have a cure for hangovers?

Sure . . . "hair of the dog" - in other words, more rum! Don't worry, the Purser is restocking as we speak! :D
12-17-2006, 06:20 PM
Kimberley

Restocking? The supplies or his own tolerance levels? Dont send the serving wench to find out, she's a bad influence on him. If you do, the rum will still all be gone.
12-17-2006, 06:23 PM
Tina Dixon

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Originally Posted by CaptLex

Sure . . . "hair of the dog" - in other words, more rum! Don't worry, the Purser is restocking as we speak! :D

I sent all the rum from my coffee shop here, so we should be able to party for a few more days:D
12-17-2006, 06:25 PM
Kimberley

Tina, is that Tamara in the Santa suit on your avatar?
:D

:hugs:
Kimberley
12-17-2006, 06:27 PM
Kate Simmons

Yeah, me and the Purser are good buds but he does tend to want to "sample" the stock just to make sure it's good. Can't be too careful you know.:p
12-17-2006, 06:27 PM
Tina Dixon

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Originally Posted by Kimberley

Tina, is that Tamara in the Santa suit on your avatar?
:D

:hugs:
Kimberley

Now wouldn't that be fun:heehee:
12-17-2006, 06:49 PM
Kimberley

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Originally Posted by Tina Dixon

Now wouldn't that be fun:heehee:

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Thought I recognized that raised hand.....
12-17-2006, 06:56 PM
CaptLex

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Originally Posted by Tina Dixon

I sent all the rum from my coffee shop here, so we should be able to party for a few more days:D

Aww, Tina, you're the best! I think you may quickly become the captain's favorite (but don't fight, ladies). ;)
12-17-2006, 07:09 PM
kerrianna

My, Captain, what a nice comfy brig you have! :blushing:

Oooh, not the fluffy pillow torture! I didn't expect the Spanish Inquisition! :heehee:
12-17-2006, 07:11 PM
pocoyo

captain.. is that a pistol in your pocket?
12-17-2006, 07:17 PM
kerrianna

Ooh, cute cabin boy! I hope the Captain lets you take charge of prisoners once in awhile. :battingeyelashes:
12-17-2006, 07:18 PM
Kimberley

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Originally Posted by pocoyo

captain.. is that a pistol in your pocket?

:OMG: That is too funny!

:lol: :lol2: :lol:
12-17-2006, 07:21 PM
kerrianna

Ahem... a Lady never laughs at a gentleman's pistol.

...at least not in front of him....:heehee:
12-17-2006, 07:23 PM
Kate Simmons

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Originally Posted by kerrianna

Ooh, cute cabin boy! I hope the Captain lets you take charge of prisoners once in awhile. :battingeyelashes:

Sorry Hon, he's taken he's --er --The Purser now, important guy. He's got people to do and things to see--wait think I got that backwards--I ain't blonde for nuthin' you know.:doh:
12-17-2006, 07:24 PM
CaptLex

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Originally Posted by pocoyo

captain.. is that a pistol in your pocket?

Oh no . . . is it showing? Better move that, it's fully loaded. :eek:
12-17-2006, 07:27 PM
pocoyo

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Originally Posted by Ericka/Rich

got people to do and things to see--wait think I got that backwards

Think you got it the right way round :happy:

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Originally Posted by CaptLex

Oh no . . . is it showing? Better move that, it's fully loaded. :eek:

.... need a hand? :D :heehee:
12-17-2006, 07:29 PM
pocoyo

Btw Kerriana.. that's a lovely dress... really brings out the color in your, er.... beard....:eek: :D
12-17-2006, 07:29 PM
kerrianna

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Originally Posted by Ericka/Rich

Sorry Hon, he's taken he's --er --The Purser now, important guy. He's got people to do and things to see--wait think I got that backwards--I ain't blonde for nuthin' you know.:doh:

Oh, I guess he was pursing his lips for someone else. :sigh:

Oh well, I've seen some other cute cabin boys here. Lots of fish in this sea. :D

Careful, Capt'n. Don't want to go off half-cocked. :heehee:
12-17-2006, 07:32 PM
kerrianna

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Originally Posted by pocoyo

Btw Kerriana.. that's a lovely dress... really brings out the color in your, er.... beard....:eek: :D

tee hee hee, silly! That's not a real beard. I'm just wearing that so someone will sit in my lap and tell me what they want.

But only if they've been naughty.

I mean nice! NICE! Only if they've been nice!
:whew!:(almost made a slip there)
12-17-2006, 07:36 PM
Kate Simmons

Yeah, a lot of that "slipping" going around. Anyway, let me sit on your lap to tell you how "good" I was (last night).:heehee:
12-17-2006, 07:38 PM
CaptLex

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Originally Posted by pocoyo

.... need a hand? :D :heehee:

Off to the brig with you sailor . . . I'll take care of you later. ;)
12-17-2006, 07:39 PM
kerrianna

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Originally Posted by Ericka/Rich

Yeah, a lot of that "slipping" going around. Anyway, let me sit on your lap to tell you how "good" I was (last night).:heehee:

No need to sweetie. I took notes. Even have some pictures. They took a long time to draw though, and with all the pitching of the ship they're kind of squiggly, but I think everyone back on land will be able to see how 'good' you were.

ps- I get a bonus from some guy at the North Pole for some of this 'ahem' undercover work. :heehee:
12-17-2006, 07:40 PM
pocoyo

Haha! Kerriana, EKR and Kimberley, all so funny... all so "sweet" :p

Feel free to sit on my lap anyone :happy:
Er...why?...because I'm cold... yes that's why, ahem....
12-17-2006, 07:41 PM
pocoyo

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Originally Posted by CaptLex

Off to the brig with you sailor . . . I'll take care of you later. ;)

Hehe! :heehee: :devil:
12-17-2006, 07:42 PM
kerrianna

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Originally Posted by CaptLex

Off to the brig with you sailor . . . I'll take care of you later. ;)

But I'm in the brig still! :eek: ...oh wait a minute. This might work out. :battingeyelashes: ...better fluff up a ... pillow!:p
12-17-2006, 07:43 PM
pocoyo

Waheey!!
12-17-2006, 07:44 PM
kerrianna

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Originally Posted by pocoyo

Haha! Kerriana, EKR and Kimberley, all so funny... all so "sweet" :p

Feel free to sit on my lap anyone :happy:
Er...why?...because I'm cold... yes that's why, ahem....

Sure! You can borrow my beard and I'll tell you what I want.

Oh! My! I didn't know Pursers carried pistols too! :blushing:
12-17-2006, 07:47 PM
pocoyo

I'm afraid that's not a pistol, it's a blunderbuss lol!
How did this beard end up here? :eek:
12-17-2006, 07:48 PM
kerrianna

Oops! :heehee: hee hee hee.

I mean ho ho ho. :D
12-17-2006, 07:49 PM
CaptLex

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Originally Posted by pocoyo

I'm afraid that's not a pistol, it's a blunderbuss lol!

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12-17-2006, 07:49 PM
pocoyo

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Originally Posted by kerrianna

Oops! :heehee: hee hee hee.

I mean ho ho ho. :D

Ho ho ooohhhh dearrrryy meee..... :yikes:
12-17-2006, 07:53 PM
pocoyo

HAHAAA LEX!!!
That's brilliant lmao :lol2:
12-17-2006, 07:56 PM
kerrianna

Hmmm Capt, yer right of course, but that is a mighty fine looking canon you've got.

Just don't point it at me. I'm a lady.

:shifty: I was just saying that to fool everyone. Ready, aim, fire! ;)
12-17-2006, 08:00 PM
CaptLex

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Originally Posted by kerrianna

Hmmm Capt, yer right of course, but that is a mighty fine looking canon you've got.

Just don't point it at me. I'm a lady.

:shifty: I was just saying that to fool everyone. Ready, aim, fire! ;)

After you spend one night in the brig with the Purser you'll have a hard time finding anyone to believe that. :devil: These young salts can reload very quickly. :p
12-17-2006, 08:04 PM
Kate Simmons

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Originally Posted by pocoyo

I'm afraid that's not a pistol, it's a blunderbuss lol!
How did this beard end up here? :eek:

She's undercover Hon, under who's I dunno. Careful with blunderb--whatever you call it!:heehee:
12-17-2006, 08:09 PM
kerrianna

Oh my!

Maybe I should make my escape now before my reputation is tarnished like the cheap silver of the Admiral's cutlery.

LOOK! A butterfly! :kickbutt:

...makes her escape, grabbing the beard on the way out. Never get off the ship without a disguise!
12-17-2006, 08:26 PM
Kimberley

Did aynone tell her the gangplank is over open water?

Oh well, the more ladies who desert the better for me. I mean more to clean my cabin...
12-17-2006, 08:44 PM
Kate Simmons

Say Kimberley, can't find Poc. Care to come over and sample the Rum shipment we just got?;)
12-18-2006, 06:33 AM
Tina Dixon

Wow, morning all, passing out in a life boat is sure hard on the back, ow, now wheres my skirt and who unhooked my bra:mad:
12-18-2006, 08:05 AM
Kate Simmons

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Originally Posted by Tina Dixon

Wow, morning all, passing out in a life boat is sure hard on the back, ow, now wheres my skirt and who unhooked my bra:mad:

I know Tina but my lips are sealed. I'm under a blood oath not to tell.:p
12-18-2006, 01:03 PM
Evert

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Originally Posted by Ericka/Rich

I know Tina but my lips are sealed. I'm under a blood oath not to tell.:p

Good wench...

o god.. I think I just blew my cover... :straightface:
12-18-2006, 01:21 PM
kerrianna

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Originally Posted by Kimberley

Did aynone tell her the gangplank is over open water?

Oh well, the more ladies who desert the better for me. I mean more to clean my cabin...

[SIZE="3"]SPLASH!!![/SIZE] :eek:

OOPS!
No wonder I'm wet :shocked:

Better sneak back on board and find somewhere to dry off.

Ah! Down here amongst these rum barrels. No one comes down here I'm sure. Now to get that wet dress off....
12-18-2006, 01:30 PM
Kate Simmons

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Originally Posted by kerrianna

[SIZE="3"]SPLASH!!![/SIZE] :eek:

OOPS!
No wonder I'm wet :shocked:

Better sneak back on board and find somewhere to dry off.

Ah! Down here amongst these rum barrels. No one comes down here I'm sure. Now to get that wet dress off....

The swim did you good, Hon. At least it got rid of the beard. They'll never recognize you now. I won't tell 'em for sure.:raisedeyebrow: :shh:
12-18-2006, 02:27 PM
Kimberley

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Originally Posted by Tina Dixon

Wow, morning all, passing out in a life boat is sure hard on the back, ow, now wheres my skirt and who unhooked my bra:mad:

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Yup. The capn sure knows how to throw a party.

Didnt lose your panties too did you?

Gotta watch the Capn's private stock. Nothing like overproof dark rum.
12-18-2006, 03:07 PM
kerrianna

Oh goody. Pirate clothes.

Now they'll think I'm one of them. :heehee:

Let's see, "hee hee...no, HO HO HO and a bottle of rum!"

Just practise up on my cussing and drinking and carousing and they should be fooled in no time. :p
12-18-2006, 03:51 PM
CaptLex

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Originally Posted by kerrianna

Oh goody. Pirate clothes.

Now they'll think I'm one of them. :heehee:

Let's see, "hee hee...no, HO HO HO and a bottle of rum!"

Just practise up on my cussing and drinking and carousing and they should be fooled in no time. :p

Cool avatar, Kerrianna . . . very Elizabeth Swann. :thumbsup:

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