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11-01-2007, 02:26 PM
Anthony Jake

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Originally Posted by SirTrey

So far it's Me, you, and Tiergan....but will send secret word around the ship to see who else wants to come....shhhhhhh. Spread the word, but be careful who you tell....The Captain will kill Me...I could be sent to the brig...but will think of you while there, if I am...I promise!:love:

ok.. the secret is safe with me...:heehee: :koc:
11-01-2007, 02:30 PM
SirTrey

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ok.. the secret is safe with me...

Ooohhh....kisses....Trey likes that!:itsok::luvu:
11-01-2007, 03:21 PM
CaptLex

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Originally Posted by SirTrey

So far it's Me, you, and Tiergan....but will send secret word around the ship to see who else wants to come....shhhhhhh. Spread the word, but be careful who you tell....The Captain will kill Me...I could be sent to the brig...but will think of you while there, if I am...I promise!:love:

Ahem! Diddling the captain's cabin boys is almost as criminal as pilfering the rum - this cannot go unpunished. :nono:

Okay, Kieron, take him away to the brig . . . WITHOUT his cabin boy! :ap:

And Seth, I have a different punishment in mind for you . . . to my cabin NOW! :devil:

Why do they always want to do it the hard way . . . ? *sigh*
11-01-2007, 03:30 PM
Kieron Andrew

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Originally Posted by CaptLex

Ahem! Diddling the captain's cabin boys is almost as criminal as pilfering the rum - this cannot go unpunished. :nono:

Okay, Kieron, take him away to the brig . . . WITHOUT his cabin boy! :ap:

And Seth, I have a different punishment in mind for you . . . to my cabin NOW! :devil:

Why do they always want to do it the hard way . . . ? *sigh*

huh? what? eh? i was napping! what did i miss lol

To the brig with you Trey, no cabin boy AND no rum!
11-01-2007, 03:31 PM
SirTrey

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Okay, Kieron, take him away to the brig

I'm in jail?? What does that entail, exactly??

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WITHOUT his cabin boy!

No cabin boy? No Seth OR Tiergan? Is there rum in the brig? So many questions....Oh, and do I share a cell? If so, with WHOM? :)
11-01-2007, 03:32 PM
SirTrey

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To the brig with you Trey, no cabin boy AND no rum!

No RUM? Are you prepared to face the medical consequences if I go into withdrawl? :)
11-01-2007, 03:32 PM
Kieron Andrew

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Originally Posted by SirTrey

I'm in jail?? What does that entail, exactly??

No cabin boy? No Seth OR Tiergan? Is there rum in the brig? So many questions....Oh, and do I share a cell? If so, with WHOM? :)

No Cabin boy, No Seth, No Tiergan...No one! and read above about the rum lol
11-01-2007, 03:40 PM
SirTrey

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No Cabin boy, No Seth, No Tiergan...No one! and read above about the rum lol

How long am I in for? And I heard you can have wenches in here....is that correct? Shouldn't I get a prison handbook or something? I don't know anything about Brig life...Can someone clue Me in here?? :chained:
<<<oh, and I see a LOT of cool stuff in here that I would love to be able to use with My cabin boy when I get out....is that possible??>> :D
11-01-2007, 03:43 PM
Kieron Andrew

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Originally Posted by SirTrey

How long am I in for?

thats for the Captain to decide

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Originally Posted by SirTrey

And I heard you can have wenches in here....is that correct?

not this time buddy as the punishment was set for flirting and corrupting cabin boys back to your cabin, so you go without

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Originally Posted by SirTrey

Shouldn't I get a prison handbook or something? I don't know anything about Brig life...Can someone clue Me in here?? :chained:

Lex fill him in will you

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Originally Posted by SirTrey

<<<oh, and I see a LOT of cool stuff in here that I would love to be able to use with My cabin boy when I get out....is that possible??>> :D

ok who forgot to empty the stockroom oops i mean brig!
11-01-2007, 03:49 PM
Anthony Jake

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Originally Posted by CaptLex

And Seth, I have a different punishment in mind for you . . . to my cabin NOW! :devil:

Why do they always want to do it the hard way . . . ? *sigh*

So, i seem to have got lost on the way to my punishment, im actually rather intregued to see what the captain has in his cabin for me...

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Originally Posted by Kieron Andrew

No Cabin boy, No Seth, No Tiergan...No one! and read above about the rum lol

Its going to be a lonely night Trey... i'm sorry :hugs:
11-01-2007, 03:53 PM
SirTrey

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not this time buddy as the punishment was set for flirting and corrupting cabin boys back to your cabin

Is it possible to trade your food rations for a prison biatch? Just wondering since I don't have a handbook yet.:chained:
Hey, clean clothes...haven't seen that for a while....I get laundry service in here? COOL! Tiergan, pay attention....They really do nice creases here...have the prison wench show you how to do that...:) :D
Oh and can someone mail this letter for Me, please? Am I allowed to write to people while I'm in here?:heehee:
Dear Tiergan and Seth,
As you know, I am in the Brig....but I miss you both and will see you when I get out....Love and Kisses, **Sir Trey**:love::love:
11-01-2007, 04:18 PM
Suzy Harrison

Hey it's Friday morning in Australia already

Hi all -

I'm back - are you still cross with me for spending all of the loot in the treasure chest on clothes?

...or am I forgiven
11-01-2007, 04:31 PM
Kieron Andrew

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Originally Posted by Suzy Harrison

Hi all -

I'm back - are you still cross with me for spending all of the loot in the treasure chest on clothes?

...or am I forgiven

:Angry3:
11-01-2007, 04:32 PM
Tobie

*looks around, groggy* Hey.. what happened to my Sir? The brig you say?

Hmmm... now what do I do?
11-01-2007, 04:36 PM
SirTrey

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*looks around, groggy* Hey.. what happened to my Sir? The brig you say?
Hmmm... now what do I do?

**Letter from Prison**
Dear Tiergan,
Don't worry, baby...It will be fine....Just do what they tell you and when you get a chance, bake Me a cake with a file in it...and have the prison wench sneak it in....I promised her jewelry if she does...and she is a sucker for anything that glitters or shines...Easy sell, that one....Sir will be back soon...and MUCH in the mood to play! <<<you, too, Seth>>> So play along, do what you have to do....**kiss**
**Sir Trey**
11-01-2007, 04:39 PM
Anthony Jake

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Originally Posted by TierganShaw

*looks around, groggy* Hey.. what happened to my Sir? The brig you say?

Hmmm... now what do I do?

Perhaps we can attempt a resue Tiergan..seeing as the captain is not about and is yet to lock me in his cabin...
11-01-2007, 04:45 PM
Tobie

Do YOU know how to bake a cake?? I'm seriously lacking in that department.
11-01-2007, 04:48 PM
Anthony Jake

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Originally Posted by TierganShaw

Do YOU know how to bake a cake?? I'm seriously lacking in that department.

well, yes.. actually i can make cakes... pies... anything really.. im quite a dab hand in the kitchen .. so shamefull!
11-01-2007, 05:00 PM
SirTrey

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Do YOU know how to bake a cake?? I'm seriously lacking in that department.

Dude, I don't know how, either.....I may have to pimp you out a bit to get a cake baked...but I KNOW you will do anything for your Master, so no problem....Start offering yourself up (one time only) in exchange for two things...1) a cake baked with a file in it...and 2) their silence.....Oh, and if you can, white cake with chocolate frosting would be My personal choice...See if you can make that happen....:)
11-01-2007, 05:02 PM
SirTrey

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well, yes.. actually i can make cakes... pies... anything really.. im quite a dab hand in the kitchen .. so shamefull!

You are a boy of many talents, I see.....See Tiergan and he will work something out with you....:) **Sir Trey** <<<and I can promise you very handsome rewards upon My release....that's a good boy>>>
11-01-2007, 05:13 PM
CaptLex

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Originally Posted by TheInnerMan

Perhaps we can attempt a resue Tiergan..seeing as the captain is not about and is yet to lock me in his cabin...

Get in there, sailor!

*shoves Seth in, locks the door and puts the key down his pants* :bg:

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11-01-2007, 05:16 PM
Tobie

Oh crap...

Anybody got a cake mix box and some silicone pans? That's one thing I can't screw up!
11-01-2007, 05:16 PM
Anthony Jake

a white cake? I presume you mean a plain sponge..?
11-01-2007, 05:17 PM
Kieron Andrew

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Originally Posted by TierganShaw

Come to my, errr, Sir Trey's cabin in half an hour, we'll get started.

too late he's been locked in the captains cabin
11-01-2007, 05:18 PM
SirTrey

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Get in there, sailor!
*shoves Seth in, locks the door and puts the key down his pants*

Suddenly the Captain is resorting to force....thought your style was "gentle seduction", Captain?:tongueout
<<<perhaps he sees that the Seth and Tiergan are irresistibly drawn to Sir Trey's more forceful style?>>> :devil:
11-01-2007, 05:18 PM
Tobie

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Originally Posted by Kieron Andrew

too late he's been locked in the captains cabin

Thus my edit message. ;)
11-01-2007, 05:19 PM
Kieron Andrew

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Originally Posted by TierganShaw

Thus my edit message. ;)

:eek: he'll shove you in there too if you're not careful, then no one to save Trey
11-01-2007, 05:22 PM
Tobie

Being shoved into a cabin with a cute boy? Yeah, I'm concerned. ;)

(And with Sir Trey in the brig, I am safe from punishment for flirtation.)
11-01-2007, 05:23 PM
SirTrey

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he'll shove you in there too if you're not careful, then no one to save Trey

You give Trey WAY too little credit, Kieron....Sir Trey can ALWAYS find a way, dude! :D

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(And with Sir Trey in the brig, I am safe from punishment for flirtation.)

Ahem!! Sir Trey can HEAR you, cabin boy!! And he will NOT be in the brig for long!!:spank:
11-01-2007, 05:28 PM
CaptLex

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Originally Posted by SirTrey

Suddenly the Captain is resorting to force....thought your style was "gentle seduction", Captain?:tongueout
<<<perhaps he sees that the Seth and Tiergan are irresistibly drawn to Sir Trey's more forceful style?>>> :devil:

You've obviously corrupted this one, which means there's only one way to break him now . . . :dom: And I'm sensing that you're not quite contrite yet - at this rate, you'll be looking at those bars for a long, long time. By then your cabin boy may have forgotten all about you and moved on to happier pursuits.

Tiergan, put down that cake pan and fetch me my rum! :skull:
11-01-2007, 05:32 PM
Tobie

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Originally Posted by CaptLex

Tiergan, put down that cake pan and fetch me my rum! :skull:

Captain, I respect you as Captain of the Genderquest, and all the authority that comes with it.

But I could never forget Sir Trey.
11-01-2007, 05:34 PM
Kieron Andrew

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Originally Posted by TierganShaw

Captain, I respect you as Captain of the Genderquest, and all the authority that comes with it.

But I could never forget Sir Trey.

:eek:uhh ohh :hiding:
11-01-2007, 05:35 PM
Tobie

Of course, while Sir Trey is indisposed, I can serve rum while daydreaming of...
11-01-2007, 05:41 PM
SirTrey

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Captain, I respect you as Captain of the Genderquest, and all the authority that comes with it.
But I could never forget Sir Trey.

That was very good, cabin boy....Sir Trey is quite pleased...and will be giving you BIG rewards when he gets out....:) You can count on that! <<<such a good boy, pats on the head>>>

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Tiergan, put down that cake pan and fetch me my rum!

Rum is the most you will ever get from MY cabin boy....never his heart or his loyalty....but, if you are willing to settle for less, who am I to argue? I am just a lowly inmate!! <<sigh>> LOL

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that you're not quite contrite yet - at this rate, you'll be looking at those bars for a long, long time.

You can chain My body, Captain, but you shall NEVER chain Sir Trey's spirit or soul....or charm....I STILL want the cabin boys and shall NEVER be contrite!! Aaaarrrrggghhhh...:)
11-01-2007, 05:43 PM
CaptLex

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Originally Posted by TierganShaw

Captain, I respect you as Captain of the Genderquest, and all the authority that comes with it.

But I could never forget Sir Trey.

I would say he really left his "mark" on you. *tsk* Nothing sadder than corrupted cabin boys - can't do much with 'em except use 'em to scrape the barnacles off. So sad . . . :raspp:
11-01-2007, 05:44 PM
Tobie

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Originally Posted by CaptLex

I would say he really left his "mark" on you. *tsk* Nothing sadder than corrupted cabin boys - can't do much with 'em except use 'em to scrape the barnacles off. So sad . . . :raspp:

Ye of little faith..
11-01-2007, 05:47 PM
SirTrey

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Ye of little faith..

Don't worry, baby...Sir Trey knows what you are good for...all too well...and will always make the very MOST of your most unique talents.....with pleasure.:love::love:(smuggled you out some flowers...not easy, but you, cabin boy, have proven yourself to be MORE than worth it) :hugs:
11-01-2007, 05:49 PM
Tobie

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Originally Posted by SirTrey

(smuggled you out some flowers...not easy, but you, cabin boy, have proven yourself to be MORE than worth it) :hugs:

:daydreaming:
11-01-2007, 05:51 PM
Anthony Jake

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Originally Posted by CaptLex

Get in there, sailor!

*shoves Seth in, locks the door and puts the key down his pants* :bg:

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well this is a nice place.. guess ill just sit here on this seat and amuse myself :heehee:
11-01-2007, 09:19 PM
Syr_SwitchyGQ

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Originally Posted by TheInnerMan

well this is a nice place.. guess ill just sit here on this seat and amuse myself :heehee:

I'll entertain you until Lex comes back... :heehee:
11-01-2007, 11:17 PM
CaptLex

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Originally Posted by gutherie1379

I'll entertain you until Lex comes back... :heehee:

Good boy, RJ. Oh, I see the lad fell asleep . . . gotta watch that one for sure. :heehee:

Trey,

There is no brig handbook, per se, but I'll answer your questions (let me know if I miss any).

It's true that the brig had become a nicer place, but that was when (the elusive) Lady Kerrianna took it upon herself (with my permission, of course) to visit the boys and "comfort" them. Then she decided to brighten the place with comfy pillows, tea and sandwiches, and before we knew it the other wenches were requesting visiting rights too. I knew I had to step in and put an end to it when pirate queen Tamara was put in the brig and the boys started misbehaving in order to keep her company. :doh:

Your sentence will be as long as it takes to get you to understand that you can't mess with the cabin boys. Seems to me that you were well-behaved (constantly kissing up to the captain) until you got that promotion and your own cabin boy. Then power went to your head and you decided one boy wasn't enough. What's next, your own rum stash? No, no . . . gotta nip that baby in the bud. :nono: I'm thinking a week in the newly-redesigned brig will do you good - but the sentence can be extended at my discretion. :devil:

And what's this about laundry privileges? What's laundry? :idontknow:
11-01-2007, 11:22 PM
Kieron Andrew

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Originally Posted by CaptLex

And what's this about laundry privileges? What's laundry? :idontknow:

new one on me, he must be hallucinating :idontknow:
11-01-2007, 11:36 PM
SirTrey

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There is no brig handbook

You put people in the Brig, but you don't give them a handbook?? You need a new prison administrater who will do the job more efficiently, obviously...I've been in management, I know these things....There HAS to be a handbook, geez. :rolleyes:

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Your sentence will be as long as it takes to get you to understand that you can't mess with the cabin boys.

But what am I supposed to do if the cabin boys want to mess with ME?? I cannot be held accountable for THEIR actions....What kind of justice system do we have here, anyway? :mad:

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Seems to me that you were well-behaved (constantly kissing up to the captain) until you got that promotion and your own cabin boy.

I STILL kiss up to the Captain.....do I not? And the promotion and the new cabin boy have not corrupted Me...I am a victim here...Misunderstood and persecuted for simply being human!! Is there no justice in this world??? :eek:

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Then power went to your head and you decided one boy wasn't enough

Captain, is ONE cabin boy EVER really enough?? :devil:

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What's next, your own rum stash

Hey, is that possible?? :D

A week? You want ME to be celibate for a WEEK? Good luck with that....I will find a way....I am Sir Trey...and Sir Trey is RESOURCEFUL! <<<Hey, Captain....YOU will be visiting Me in jail, will you not? I think it's only fair that you should help Me in My recovery process....Is rehabilitation not the goal??>>> :love::hugs:
11-01-2007, 11:47 PM
CaptLex

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Originally Posted by SirTrey

Hey, Captain....YOU will be visiting Me in jail, will you not? I think it's only fair that you should help Me in My recovery process....Is rehabilitation not the goal??>>> :love::hugs:

Rehab? Sure, we're progressive 21st century pirates - we believe in rehab. You'd be surprised how quickly insubordinate pirates can be rehabilitated when you put them on 24-hour watch duty or make them watch Zen's origami show (except for Ace, but I have other ways of dealing with him). :D

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Originally Posted by Ace Boy

My loyalty is to the captain and helping him protect his assets. In return, he will help me conquer countries to gain an evil dictatorship. :devil:

Now, now . . . the "secret weapon" can't give away secrets. One of the conditions of our agreement (and your promotion to Logmaster) is non-disclosure of that contract. :bg:
11-01-2007, 11:52 PM
SirTrey

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You'd be surprised how quickly insubordinate pirates can be rehabilitated when you put them on 24-hour watch duty or make them watch Zen's origami show (except for Ace, but I have other ways of dealing with him).

PLEASE, Captain! I beseech you! Whip Me, flog Me, torture Me (and I'm not into being on the receiving end of ANY of that, trust Me)....ANYTHING....but no origami!! <<<you really know how to hurt a guy, dude, ORIGAMI???>>> I feel that I have been successfully rehabilitated and ready to join the cabin boys, ehr, I mean CREW with no further disruptions. So can I get out now?? :D
11-01-2007, 11:52 PM
Syr_SwitchyGQ

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Originally Posted by CaptLex

Good boy, RJ. Oh, I see the lad fell asleep . . . gotta watch that one for sure. :heehee:

hmm... I must've worn him out I guess. Well, I'm still awake, Captain... :battingeyelashes:

...and I'm sure between the two of us we can figure out ways to wake him up again! :devil:
11-01-2007, 11:59 PM
Syr_SwitchyGQ

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Originally Posted by SirTrey

PLEASE, Captain! I beseech you! Whip Me, flog Me, torture Me (and I'm not into being on the receiving end of ANY of that, trust Me)....ANYTHING....but no origami!! <<<you really know how to hurt a guy, dude, ORIGAMI???>>>

Speaking of knowing how to hurt a guy, poor Zen! Jeez, it's just origami, and if he likes it so what? It can't be that bad! (It's better than being subjected to five hours of "I Love Lucy" whilst babysitting... now that's torture.) :dry:
11-02-2007, 12:02 AM
CaptLex

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Originally Posted by SirTrey

PLEASE, Captain! I beseech you! Whip Me, flog Me, torture Me (and I'm not into being on the receiving end of ANY of that, trust Me)....ANYTHING....but no origami!! <<<you really know how to hurt a guy, dude, ORIGAMI???>>> I feel that I have been successfully rehabilitated and ready to join the cabin boys, ehr, I mean CREW with no further disruptions. So can I get out now?? :D

:lol2: Won't Zen be thrilled to hear that. :heehee:

Well . . . anyone can say he's been rehabilitated, I think we'll keep you locked up overnight just to be sure you don't try anything (keep an eye on this one, Kieron). If Kieron's report in the morning indicates that you've been behaving, you may just get reunited with your cabin boy real soon. :raisedeyebrow:

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Originally Posted by gutherie1379

I'm sure between the two of us we can figure out ways to wake him up again! :devil:

You read my mind, RJ . . . :bg:
11-02-2007, 12:06 AM
CaptLex

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Originally Posted by gutherie1379

(It's better than being subjected to five hours of "I Love Lucy" whilst babysitting... now that's torture.) :dry:

What?! :eek: "Lucy" is genius! :tongueout

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Originally Posted by Ace Boy

wait wait... watch this... gotta match the edges up just perfectly and then carefully start to crease the fold...

Looking for some way to pass the time? Why don't you step into my cabin and I'll show you how to use those lips as a secret weapon. :blush:
11-02-2007, 12:17 AM
CaptLex

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Originally Posted by Ace Boy

Trust me... I know how to use my secret weapon :heehee:

Promises, promises . . . :kiss:

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