yeah what he said!!!!.....and NO IM NOT GAY!!! before someone goes there!Quote:
Originally Posted by CaptLex
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yeah what he said!!!!.....and NO IM NOT GAY!!! before someone goes there!Quote:
Originally Posted by CaptLex
*cough* gay *cough* :hiding:Quote:
Originally Posted by CaptLex
Seriously, Lucy's ok for an episode or two, but getting stuck watching it with an 8-year-old girl for five hours straight is a slice of hell. Trust me on this one. :dry:
It's been a while since I've been exposed to literature... mmmm.
Y'know, I'm starting to suspect someone's been drugging my grog! I seem to pass out and miss all the fun. Is Sir Trey being let out this morning?
I wonder if he is Tiergan... i've been awake for 5 hours stuck inside the cabin.. i dont know what happened whilst i was alseep last night!Quote:
Originally Posted by TierganShaw
The others must still be alseep i havent seen nor heard from them.. perhaps if i can just figure a way to unlock the door i can help sir trey out!
I almost fell over when I read this....I LOVE Milton's Paradise Lost....and THIS particular quote is one of My top ten favorite quotes of all time! <<couldn't believe it when I saw it...forget the Origami, you can recite Milton to ME if the Captain doesn't like it>>...and....I'm in jail, so I could especially appreciate the beauty of the story, and, I relate to it as I am a bit of a rabble rouser/rebel Myself! :devil:Quote:
Better to reign in Hell, then serve in Heav'n."
Shhhhh!! :) <<I think they are going to LET Me out <even better because it won't get you into any trouble and the last thing I want is to be separated from you and Tiergan again...and I need a drink!!>> :lovestruck:Quote:
The others must still be alseep i havent seen nor heard from them.. perhaps if i can just figure a way to unlock the door i can help sir trey out!
Hopefully, yes, Cabin Boy....I have been totally rehabilitated during My captivity...but am awaiting a most eventful and joyous reunion with you <<and Seth, shhhh>> Prison does things to a man, I will need you more than ever as I deal with the traumas that I have experienced in here...Hope your back is better, it will come in handy as I vent My frustration and pain onto YOU...Deprivation and abstinence have been tough, but the thought of a reunion with My dear cabin boy has gotten Me through it....:Pullhair::kissing:Quote:
Is Sir Trey being let out this morning?
Forget literature, cabin boy....I will expose you to whatever you need....and THAT will be more than enough for you. I KNOW what you need, and it's not literature!! :itsok::dom:Quote:
It's been a while since I've been exposed to literature... mmmm.
And there it is, the best reason to be a pirate captain. :thumbsup:Quote:
Originally Posted by Ace Boy
But I love when you recite poetry and literature. Why don't we get comfy in my cabin with some rum and cookies (Kieron won't miss 'em) and soft music and candle light, and you can crack those twelve books while I gaze longingly at your secret weapon? :kiss:Quote:
Originally Posted by Ace Boy
That's right, baby, give me some "textual healing". ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by Ace Boy
Still waiting for the overnight brig report from Constable Kieron. I know he's incorruptible, so I'll believe what he says and decide accordingly. :bg:Quote:
Originally Posted by TierganShaw
I'll give you any kind of healing you WANT if you will let Me out of jail....:love:Quote:
That's right, baby, give me some "textual healing".
Oh yes, wont I. :dry:Quote:
Originally Posted by CaptLex
Y'all are forgetting that I have black belts not only in Origami, but Sashimi and Tongue-Fu as well. On its own, the Origami may seem unthreatening, but when combined with the other two... :devil: Not only do I sit and fold Origami while you must helplessly watch... I recite endless Zen Proverbs and throw raw fish at you until you crack. :devil:
Not raw fish, anything but that!Quote:
Originally Posted by ZenFrost
Ooooh you're making me want sushi...Quote:
Originally Posted by ZenFrost
No not sushi, sashimi. I mean, yeah, I'm great at making sushi, but for punishments I just use the fish and nothing else. No rice, nori, veggies, or wasabi for those in the brig. :raspp:Quote:
Originally Posted by Ace Boy
I love sashimi too...Quote:
Originally Posted by ZenFrost
But what dreams may come, mon ami . . . ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by Ace Boy
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Now . . . where is that Kieron with his report from the brig? Don't tell me he's napping again. Kieron never sleeps but he took a nap yesterday. You feeling well, dude? :eek:
HELLO!!!! Still in jail here......Am I going to get out?? No booze, no cabin boy....How much more of this can I bear???? <<Sir Trey is gallant, but also quite the drama queen...>> :mad:Quote:
Now . . . where is that Kieron with his report from the brig?
You can stay in there ALL weekend :p and that's for calling yourself a drama queen :eek:Quote:
Originally Posted by SirTrey
:bitchslap:
:tongueout
*goes off to grab the rum and do her hair*
:heehee:
Hey!!! I'm a primarily GAY guy...Why can't I be a drama queen????? LOLQuote:
You can stay in there ALL weekend and that's for calling yourself a drama queen
Because I just said so!!!! and OI... hush... I'm trying to do my hair :pQuote:
Originally Posted by SirTrey
nope dont let him out yetQuote:
Originally Posted by CaptLex
sorry was napping again, not feeling good
Aw, poor Kieron. Have you come down with man flu?Quote:
Originally Posted by Kieron Andrew
well if trey isnt being let out does that mean the captain still has me in his room? or am i free to go and play with the others again now :heehee:Quote:
Originally Posted by Kieron Andrew
You're free . . . just don't let me catch you trying to break Trey out. :heehee:Quote:
Originally Posted by TheInnerMan
Never fear Lads, the Captain just has an image to maintain. He is really a kitty cat (and such a cute one too).;):battingeyelashes::happy:
I thought Tom was a cabin boy - or should that be Roger?Quote:
Originally Posted by Salandra
*Cue for a 'seaman Staines' joke..*
:whistling: :bs:Quote:
Originally Posted by Nicki B
He IS cute, I agree....But that doesn't stop a guy from being a little irked when he is unjustly imprisoned for an inordinate length of time and deprived of even the BASIC human rights (ie: cabin boys, rum, conjugal visits, porn, the list goes on and on)....<<<dialing "The Innocence Project">>>:onphone:Quote:
Never fear Lads, the Captain just has an image to maintain. He is really a kitty cat (and such a cute one too).
Personal note to Seth and Tiergan....I have done much reading during My confinement and this quote pierced My weary heart as I thougth of the two of you.....I shall remain strong, fear not!!!:hugs::love:
Alone, alone, all, all alone,
Alone on a wide, wide sea. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge,
The Ancient Mariner (pt. IV) :Pray:
I have no idea what that means . . . :idontknow:Quote:
Originally Posted by Nicki B
Sal, you're sweet but don't ruin my reputation - I'm a tough guy! ;)
Trey, I can't let you out till Kieron says you've been behaving. Though I don't know exactly why he says you're not to be let out yet. What's the story, K?
i wasnt letting him out til the captain says so, i only take orders from you, plus i didnt think an overnight stay in the brig was sufficient enough to fit all the flirting and corrupting of cabin boys he has achievedQuote:
Originally Posted by CaptLex
Kieron has been unusually quiet lately...Quote:
Originally Posted by CaptLex
But captain, Trey has been being so good.. can't we at least get him a drink and some food.. ?
He got very apologetic (not to mention scared) when threatened with having to endure origami. You think he's not really sorry? You think he'll get right back to corrupting cabin boys? Hmmm :raisedeyebrow:
Geez....BEAUROCRACY??? I'm going through all of this and it's because no one knows who should be doing what???? I TOLD you this prison system needs reformed....<<<<calling Johnny Cochran>>>>>:onphone:Quote:
i wasnt letting him out til the captain says so, i take orders from you, plus i didnt think an over night stay in the brig was sufficient enough to fit all the flirt and corrupting of cabin boys he has achieved
uhh huh....:bs:Quote:
Originally Posted by CaptLex
I called Johnny Cochran and he said, "If the cabin boy doesn't fit, you must acquit.":tongueoutQuote:
uhh huh....
:lol2: nice to see everyone is still in fine form!!
Daniel
Okay hon--er--I mean Captain, I'll get out to brine to rub them down and toughen them up.;):happy:
Two nights in the brig? I miss my poor Sir Trey. *sniffles*
Dammit lol, i keep getting these secret admiring things and they are hurting my head!
:eek:
I know who it isnt ... but i dont know who it is...
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Originally Posted by SirTrey
Ok guys... can we please let Trey out now... if for no other reason than I really am sick of listening to the this^^^... Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease? :Pray:Quote:
Originally Posted by SirTrey
I'm disinclined to acquiese to your request . . . :bg:Quote:
Originally Posted by gutherie1379
[insert head clunk here] Com'n Lex, if you're gonna bust out the movie lines, at least spell them right. Acquiesce... :doh:Quote:
Originally Posted by CaptLex
On the other hand, Trey's been awfully quiet there for a day now... what did you do to him? :blink:
Read the thread in the boys club titled 'Trey has left the building' lolQuote:
Originally Posted by gutherie1379
I know, I know... he just usually seems to find his way to a computer regardless...
Oh ha ha.Quote:
Originally Posted by CaptLex
nah the poor boy is gonna get withdrawals having no access lolQuote:
Originally Posted by gutherie1379
I knew that word looked funny. Hey, I'm lucky I got "disinclined" right . . . there's no spell check on the ship. :pQuote:
Originally Posted by gutherie1379
Sir Trey went on a hunger strike to protest his treatment in the brig - and then he passed out from hunger. That's my story, and I'm sticking to it. :heehee:Quote:
Originally Posted by gutherie1379
Then get a Mac! :winkp:Quote:
Originally Posted by CaptLex
I'm starting to feel rather despondent. *sniffles*
Or just get Firefox!Quote:
Originally Posted by ZenFrost
BTW, went comp games shopping with the roomie today - I don't want a mac anymore. You can't get any of the good games for Mac.
Actually, you can run Windows (and Linux) on a Mac quite easily in several different ways so any games or software made for Windows will also run on a Mac.Quote:
Originally Posted by hi24home
But it's a pirate ship - a really old pirate ship. Oh never mind . . . :doh:Quote:
Originally Posted by ZenFrost
Okay, even I can't take the silence anymore - not to mention that lost look on Tiergan's face . . . :sad:
Okay, Kieron, unshackle Trey from the wall and let him out again. He must be weak from that diet of stale hardtack, jerky and barrel water. Put him back in his cabin, give him some rum and let his cabin boy tend to him. Let's hope he learned his lesson. :dry: