I have the greatest teachers to learn the look from.Quote:
Originally Posted by CaptLex
Thank you for your mercy, Captain! I'll make sure to tend him carefully until he's well enough to resume his duties.
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I have the greatest teachers to learn the look from.Quote:
Originally Posted by CaptLex
Thank you for your mercy, Captain! I'll make sure to tend him carefully until he's well enough to resume his duties.
Kieron's not feeling quite up to scratch, atm... So I went down to the brig with the keys, only to find there was no one in there? Is that why it's been so quiet all weekend? :strugglinQuote:
Originally Posted by CaptLex
We have an escapee....:om:
***WHEW*** SO good to be out of that cell....with food...rum...CABIN BOY....and all the perks that come WITH My cabin boy....:) Oh, BTW, hi Seth....LOL Anyway, back on track here....Good to be out and among My Pirates mates once more...and you KNOW you can expect only the best behavior from Sir Trey......<<<<LOL, yeah right>>>> Missed you all!! Rum all around!! :drink::drink::drink::drink: :hugs::drink::drink::drink::drink:
<<<<Tiergan, I am touched by your forlorn messages while I was in captivity and am VERY eager to pick up where we left off...Missed you!! >>>>>
Yay, my Sir Trey is back! I don't need to starve myself in protest!
Can I pretend it's Friday? In my deluded little world?
Cabin Boy.....you can pretend anything you want in our deluded little world....Propose any game you like....Sir Trey is out of jail and in the mood to play!!!:devil::love::hugs::kissing:
A game, hmmm? I always enjoyed playing hide and seek.. though these days, it ends with more hiding. ;)
You can NEVER hide from Sir Trey, honey....I will ALWAYS find you.....and you KNOW you want Me to.....<<<<looking through My treasure chest of toys, figuring out which ones to pull out>>>> Bring some rum and report to My cabin, boy!!:D
Aye aye, Sir!
Now to get my hands on some rum..
Bring LOTS,boy!!....It's gonna be a LONG night....(and if you see Seth, tell him he is welcome to pop in at any time)....:) Hey, do you know where the new gag went? I was planning on using that since we seem to be keeping people awake at night with our noise......:love:
Nope, no idea where the gag is! :whistling:
I've got a jug of rum, now where do you want me?
Is that the truth, cabin boy, or are you lying to Sir Trey?? :eek:Quote:
Nope, no idea where the gag is!
Same place I ALWAYS want you....right here......:spank:Quote:
I've got a jug of rum, now where do you want me?
Ahem! How quickly they forget. :rolleyes: Just know that if you get caught, it'll be a longer sentence for you next time. :devil:Quote:
Originally Posted by SirTrey
But, Captain, I am only inviting him for a DRINK....you DO want Me to be social, don't you? You KNOW I've learned My lesson......:D:tongueoutQuote:
Ahem! How quickly they forget. Just know that if you get caught, it'll be a longer sentence for you next time
Now why would you think I have any idea where the gag is?
I suspect that you do, but I know I can find out quickly enough....I DO know how to get you to confess, you know...:devil::drink:Quote:
Now why would you think I have any idea where the gag is?
That's very hospitable of you Sir Trey . . . but I think we should keep you on probation for a bit before you're allowed to invite unescorted cabin boys to your cabin. So he (and any other boys besides your own) can join you on deck for that drink. :raisedeyebrow:Quote:
Originally Posted by SirTrey
Yes, I was only being SOCIABLE....but don't worry, he won't be unescorted....Tiergan will be there....Oh, does probation mean that I can have cabin boys other than Tiergan anywhere other than My cabin? You know,like supply closets? Places like that? Just clarifying....and how long does this probationary period last? You can count on ME to be trustworthy, Captain....Seth is in GOOD hands when he's with ME.....I promise....:devil::tongueout:heehee:Quote:
That's very hospitable of you Sir Trey . . . but I think we should keep you on probation for a bit before you're allowed to invite unescorted cabin boys to your cabin. So he (and any other boys besides your own) can join you on deck for that drink.
:titanic: this little boat is for you Trey, so when the captain finds us together you have something to escape on :heehee: I did bring some more drink for Tiergan tho :drink::drink::drink::drink:Quote:
Originally Posted by SirTrey
Hahahaha! Good luck with that, guys. ;) The drinks will only make me stronger, for I am IRISH and have blood made of booze. :D
Awwww....you are SO sweet....and totally worth going out on a limb for.....:love:Quote:
this little boat is for you Trey, so when the captain finds us together you have something to escape on
Yep, that's it, you just get all liquored up, baby....Trey likes you like that....:love:Quote:
The drinks will only make me stronger
Oi! Sailor! What's the meaning of this?! :eek:Quote:
Originally Posted by TheInnerMan
Sounds like you've already thoroughly corrupted this one, Trey. :doh: But I'm not giving up on his "rehabilitation" yet . . .
I don't think throwing you in the brig will work, Seth, so I have a more personal punishment in mind. And if that doesn't work, I'll have to drop you off at the first deserted island . . . and keep RJ all to myself. :devil:
I plead innocent on all counts, Captain....I am a reformed man, remember?? <<<Play along, Seth, it will be fine, baby :itsok:>>>Quote:
Sounds like you've already thoroughly corrupted this one, Trey.
But CAPTAIN!! We can always use an extra set of hands...and I can personally vouch for Seth...He has VERY good hands....Skillful and strong....:thumbsup: We can't leave him on an island!! Who would help Tiergan wash My socks???:eek:Quote:
And if that doesn't work, I'll have to drop you off at the first deserted island
Oh honey, I know you ain't lying about that [SIZE="1"](almost as good as yours)[/SIZE]. . . :drool:Quote:
Originally Posted by SirTrey
I mean . . . yes, he's a valuable asset to the crew, but he'll have to shape up or he'll be shipped out. :hmph:
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Originally Posted by CaptLex
so what may this punishment be?? ooh and if u drop me off on a desert island will there be coconut trees? and sunshine... :D and will you come back for me on day? maybe Trey will come get me in the boat i gave him?Quote:
Originally Posted by SirTrey
and yes, i am good with my hands... i could show you if you like.. but then if you throw me on a desert island i cant do that..
Drink in My cabin, Captain? I AM allowed to invite YOU unescorted, am I not? :love::drink:Quote:
almost as good as yours
You KNOW you're not shipping THOSE hands out....come on, Seth is definitely a valuable asset...Can we work something out here, maybe? I mean, you ARE the Captain....and I am a man who is ALWAYS willing to cut a good deal....:coolp::kiss:Quote:
but he'll have to shape up or he'll be shipped out.
But look what state you left the feather duster in, last time? :rolleyes:Quote:
Originally Posted by SirTrey
Noo Yorkers.... :wall:Quote:
I am a man who is ALWAYS willing to cut a good deal....
The rehabilitative punishment I have in mind involves keeping you locked up in my cabin for a long spell - you can ask Ace about that as he finally finished his term (well, okay . . . he escaped, but he learned to keep his hot lips for the captain's use only). :bg: So I'm actually hoping you'll misbehave because that way no one will benefit from those talented hands except me. :devil:Quote:
Originally Posted by TheInnerMan
Naughty Trey may be joining you on that island sooner than you think . . . unless he can charm his way out of it (methinks he can). :winkp:Quote:
Originally Posted by TheInnerMan
Of course I don't need an escort, but it's against protocol to invite the captain to your cabin - you should wait to be ordered, er, I mean . . . invited to his. :DQuote:
Originally Posted by SirTrey
Nobody cuts a deal better than New Yorkers...and I am betting that the Captain and I can come to an understanding for just that reason....:DQuote:
Noo Yorkers
Seth... sea turtles, mate.
I am thoroughlly SHOCKED that you think I am naughty!! :sad: But I am OH, SO flattered that you think I am charming!! :DQuote:
Naughty Trey may be joining you on that island sooner than you think . . . unless he can charm his way out of it (methinks he can).
<<<Hands on head dramatically, sighing deeply>>> Yes, but you never invite Me to your cabin, Captain....Is it My breath? :blink:Quote:
you should wait to be ordered, er, I mean . . . invited to his.
Those hands....I shall miss them <<<not really, Seth, but the drama goes over well with The Captain, so let a tear slide down your cheeks and play along>>> :sad:Quote:
So I'm actually hoping you'll misbehave because that way no one will benefit from those talented hands except me.
Tiergan...I need you to comfort Me....wake up, man....how could you pass out at a time like this??? No more drinks for YOU, boy!!:devil:
I ain't asleep, I was feeding the sea turtles!
Forget the sea turtles, boy....and get back to this cabin....NOW!!!!!! Do I have to take the whip to your back AGAIN?? Hmmmm....I'm thinking the answer to that might be yes......:devil::dom::hugs:Quote:
I ain't asleep, I was feeding the sea turtles!
It's the Bud Lite, dude . . . gotta get rid of those first. ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by SirTrey
Dude, we are Pirates...out to sea for months on end, rarely seeing fresh water or soap...I doubt My beer of choice is an issue....:) You just don't like Me....<<<sniff, single tear rolls down My poor dejected cheek>>> (sigh):surrenderQuote:
It's the Bud Lite, dude . . . gotta get rid of those first.
Lordy, what an actor . . . :heehee: You missed your calling, dude . . . you could be on the great white way. You're soooooo dramatic, even for a poof. :lol2:Quote:
Originally Posted by SirTrey
But I can't resist a handsome and charming man, even a drama queen . . . so why don't you come on in and join me in the hot tub? You don't have to bring anything [SIZE="1"](not even your bathing suit)[/SIZE], I have a private stash of Bacardi for me and special guests. :D
Tiergan, I think your Sir is gonna be a little busy for a while, so why don't you resume feeding those sea turtles . . . but I don't want to catch you strapping any to your feet. :nono:
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Originally Posted by CaptLex
me misbehave, as if :heehee:
I am a model cabin boy captain.. i have never strayed to far.. you know its Trey who tries to get me into trouble :D Leads me on with his flirting ways, how can a young boy resist!!??
*passes Trey a packet of mints*
<<<Taking a bow>>> Thank you, Captain!! :):Pray:Quote:
Lordy, what an actor
Who? Moi? :redface:Quote:
You're soooooo dramatic, even for a poof.
You think I'm handsome and charming?? Ooohhh...well, so are YOU, Sir! :yahoo::kissing:Quote:
But I can't resist a handsome and charming man, even a drama queen
Confused.....I never wear clothes to a date....That needs to be specified??? :eek:Quote:
You don't have to bring anything (not even your bathing suit)
Yeah, baby, I am going to be out for a while (hopefully a long while)...so now would be a good chance for you to pull out the toothbrush and really clean My cabin....and don't miss the corners...I don't want to have to spank you and make you do it again!!:naughty:nono:Quote:
Tiergan, I think your Sir is gonna be a little busy for a while
Stop stealing my lines, or they will think you're a drama queen.. :heehee:Quote:
Originally Posted by SirTrey
I wasn't trying to steal your line...LOL....I took four years of high school French....and it shows every now and then, comprenez-vous ?Quote:
Stop stealing my lines, or they will think you're a drama queen..
That's what I'd like to teach you, young padawan - how to resist. :spank: It's for your own good, and it'll hurt me more than it'll hurt you . . . [SIZE="1"](okay, who am I kidding?)[/SIZE]. :pQuote:
Originally Posted by TheInnerMan
I know Trey is a corrupting influence, but just remember who can put you off this ship at any time and don't let your pretty little head (and talented hands ;)) be swayed by his seductive charm. Resist! :evilbegon
Zut alors - comprendez?? :rolleyes:
pouvoir je participe alors lol
It's not that I can't SPELL, it's that I can't TYPE....LOLQuote:
Zut alors - comprendez??
A corrupting influence???? Resistance is futile, Seth....we both know it....just keep it under wraps, and it will be fine....The Captain won't put you out of the ship...Your hands are your weapon...The Captain cannot resist the lure of a seductive young cabin boy with gifts such as yours....and I am here to save you in a pinch....I promise!!Quote:
I know Trey is a corrupting influence, but just remember who can put you off this ship at any time and don't let your pretty little head (and talented hands ) be swayed by his seductive charm. Resist!
That could be true . . . I may not put him off the ship and risk losing those gifted hands, but I can keep him all to myself. :devil:Quote:
Originally Posted by SirTrey
Just so you know, Trey (and Seth) . . . the captain can get very possessive about treasure. And "not all treasure is silver and gold, mate". :raspp:
well if you insist trey :love: :koc:... ah wait No.. i have done it again.. :heehee:Quote:
Originally Posted by SirTrey
Such a good boy!:love::hugs::daydreaming:Quote:
well if you insist trey ... ah wait No.. i have done it again..
I don't want to steal him, I just want to "borrow" him once in a while....:DQuote:
Just so you know, Trey (and Seth) . . . the captain can get very possessive about treasure. And "not all treasure is silver and gold, mate".
borrow??? and who may you be borrowing me from? i dont like to be assigned to one person. :heehee:Quote:
Originally Posted by SirTrey