I am so jealous, you guys have such a wonderful, supportive and loving vibe here.

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10-23-2007, 11:23 AM
Nicki B

Tag team?

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Originally Posted by Lovely Rita

Daniel was threatening discipline and nothing, sounds like a lot of bark and no bite here.

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Originally Posted by Nicki B

We have a phrase on our side of the pond... 'all mouth and no trousers'????

Well, if they won't give you what you're looking for.. :dom:

EDIT: *looks round*

They've all disappeared. We'd better find somewhere else to play? :)
10-23-2007, 11:37 AM
DanielMacBride

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Originally Posted by Lovely Rita

Daniel was threatening discipline and nothing, sounds like a lot of bark and no bite here.

IMO, seems like a lot of poker playing going on...bluffing does not work with me.:straightface:

see my poker face

Okay....don't f**k with me, I am SO not in the mood...I DO bite, especially a wench who doesn't know her place...
10-23-2007, 11:41 AM
SirTrey

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And I thought it was the english accent..

Oh, that, too....DEFINITELY....you know, I told you.....:)
10-23-2007, 11:47 AM
DanielMacBride

Oh I havent even STARTED yet. And if you think I'm angry now....keep pushing, you'll see more than scary.
10-23-2007, 12:46 PM
Nicki B

Trey - pass him the bottle, when you're done? :worried:
10-23-2007, 01:09 PM
SirTrey

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Trey - pass him the bottle, when you're done?

Oh, I'm done.....Passing it now.....Daniel, it's all yours, dude.....:drink::drink::drink::drink::drink::drink : And after you drink those.....:hugs:
10-23-2007, 02:32 PM
Lovely Rita

Can I have a swig?

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Originally Posted by SirTrey

Oh, I'm done.....Passing it now.....Daniel, it's all yours, dude.....:drink::drink::drink::drink::drink::drink : And after you drink those.....:hugs:

Really could use a pick me up:D
10-23-2007, 02:58 PM
Tobie

Saucy, rude wenches!
10-23-2007, 03:02 PM
SirTrey

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Saucy, rude wenches!

All yours to deal with, Tiergan....GO for it....Kieron's hiding, Daniel's in a bad mood....so tame them, by all means, dude!! :)
10-23-2007, 03:06 PM
Tobie

I'd love to tame them all, but they're not my usual preference. ;)

Plus, the other part of me has to go do its job soon and get the older beast.
10-23-2007, 04:05 PM
Lovely Rita

I am sure Pirates love wenches with spirit........no?
10-23-2007, 04:44 PM
Tobie

Spirit, yes. But they always have to know when to keep their traps shut. ;)
10-23-2007, 04:58 PM
Lovely Rita

Enthusiastic is right

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Originally Posted by TierganShaw

Spirit, yes. But they always have to know when to keep their traps shut. ;)

Well I guess you are gonna have problems with this wench::tongueout
10-23-2007, 05:12 PM
Tobie

Now which gag would you prefer? Ball or bit?
10-23-2007, 05:17 PM
Lovely Rita

But we were having so much fun

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Originally Posted by Lovely Rita

The great thing I see with regards to the Transmasculine forum.

When I read your threads and posts I can really enjoy the comraderie. You guys are the best with each other, and with the occassional MTF visitor.

I see so much loving support, and I also see the great rough housing that can only happen amongst true friends.

In my culture, when you are really close and tight friends you engage in playful insults, which shows the level of confidence you have in each others friendship which insecurity would never allow for.

You guys are so fortunate.

Thank you for letting me visit.

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Originally Posted by TierganShaw

Now which gag would you prefer? Ball or bit?

Since you put it that way.......I will behave promise:D

Never want to have to walk the plank, enjoy it here too much
10-23-2007, 05:28 PM
Tobie

Oh ho, see! Just find the one thing they DON'T like, and they'll stop being saucy.

Boys, learn a lesson from this.
10-23-2007, 07:17 PM
Lovely Rita

OK be nice now

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Originally Posted by TierganShaw

Oh ho, see! Just find the one thing they DON'T like, and they'll stop being saucy.

Boys, learn a lesson from this.

I am just trying to behave on the ship. Respectfully trying to keep the peace, but don't rub it in:D
10-23-2007, 08:13 PM
SirTrey

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Boys, learn a lesson from this.

LOL.....I knew that lesson a long time ago, dude....But am glad to see you taking control of these wenches....Kudos, man....Good job! :)
10-24-2007, 03:59 AM
Nicki B

Rita..

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Originally Posted by Lovely Rita

I am sure Pirates love wenches with spirit........no?

Only provided they bring it in a bottle, obviously. :drink:

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Originally Posted by TierganShaw

Spirit, yes. But they always have to know when to keep their traps shut.

I think that means they're in trouble... :) Like I said, they want us on their side, not 'agin 'em? ;) I can certainly keep the peace :gg: - but since when did that mean 'behaving'?

Or should that be 'behaving like they do'? :whistling:

I'd be a good 'Mistress at Arms'.... :roflmao:
(But I'm NOT wearing those socks.. *shudder*)
10-24-2007, 04:01 AM
Nicki B

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Originally Posted by SirTrey

....But am glad to see you taking control of these wenches....Kudos, man....Good job! :)

Red flags and BULL spring to mind? :)
10-24-2007, 06:38 AM
Lovely Rita

Your're right Nicki

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Originally Posted by Nicki B

Rita..

Only provided they bring it in a bottle, obviously. :drink:

I think that means they're in trouble... :) Like I said, they want us on their side, not 'agin 'em? ;) I can certainly keep the peace :gg: - but since when did that mean 'behaving'?

Or should that be 'behaving like they do'? :whistling:

I'd be a good 'Mistress at Arms'.... :roflmao:
(But I'm NOT wearing those socks.. *shudder*)

There ain't and never has been anything remotely related to behaving when it comes to Pirates:winking:
10-24-2007, 06:52 AM
Nicki B

*surveys the wreckage*

They don't get up early, either.....
10-24-2007, 06:55 AM
Tobie

Oh, some of us are up early, but we have more important jobs to do than tending to saucy wenches. ;)
10-24-2007, 06:55 AM
Suzy Harrison

Hi - I'm back

Hi - I've just come back from shore leave.

I'm sorry but I've spent most of the money from your treasure chest on getting my blonde highlights re-done, clothes and some 'magic beans'.

I think successful shopping is due to 80% brains, 25% opportunity and the rest is down to good luck......:happy: ......
10-24-2007, 07:04 AM
Nicki B

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Originally Posted by Suzy Harrison

I'm sorry but I've spent most of the money from your treasure chest......

So, that'd be an opportunity for some more pillage, then? :smilep:

(We'll do the raping bit when we feel like it, thank you..)
10-24-2007, 07:06 AM
SirTrey

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There ain't and never has been anything remotely related to behaving when it comes to Pirates

Which is exactly why you wenches just can't get ENOUGH! :coolp:

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They don't get up early, either.....

This one's up....but I'm not seeing any wreckage....and if there is some, then clean it up, wench! And be quick about it! :tongueout

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Oh, some of us are up early, but we have more important jobs to do than tending to saucy wenches.

Nothing more important than tending to these wenches at this point, Tiergan...They are out of contro!! <<<see below>>> :gg:

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I'm sorry but I've spent most of the money from your treasure chest on getting my blonde highlights re-done, clothes and some 'magic beans'.

Alright, enough! Someone is flogging this one! Who is it, Tiergan, Me or You??? Suzy....you are in BIG trouble, Missy! :ap::skull:
10-24-2007, 07:08 AM
Kieron Andrew

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Originally Posted by SirTrey

Alright, enough! Someone is flogging this one! Who is it, Tiergan, Me or You??? Suzy....you are in BIG trouble, Missy! :ap::skull:

uhummm!!! may i draw your attention to that fact that maybe thats just what she wants!
10-24-2007, 07:18 AM
SirTrey

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uhummm!!! may i draw your attention to that fact that maybe thats just what she wants!

And may I draw YOUR attention to the fact that I love nothing more than taking ornery wenches in hand....and, frankly, I could USE the opportunity to flog someone at this particular moment in time....saucy wench, I tell ya!! Sir Trey ain't in the mood today...:angry::dom::spank:
10-24-2007, 07:20 AM
Nicki B

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Originally Posted by SirTrey

This one's up....but I'm not seeing any wreckage....

Funny, that? He didn't notice the flowers, either... :witsend:

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Alright, enough! Someone is flogging this one!

Never a truer word...

:dh:

:koc:
10-24-2007, 07:28 AM
Tobie

Were the world not so dreary, stale, flat and unprofitable, I'd offer up my own selection of implements for discipline.
10-24-2007, 07:34 AM
SirTrey

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He didn't notice the flowers, either...

I'm not seeing any flowers, wench, so what has your panties all in a bunch?? :rolleyes:

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Never a truer word...

Sir Trey always speaks the truth...Now, that may be "Pirate Truth" now and again.....but truth, nonetheless....sort of......:D
10-24-2007, 07:50 AM
Lovely Rita

Suzy...You are my kind of Pirate girl

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Originally Posted by Suzy Harrison

Hi - I've just come back from shore leave.

I'm sorry but I've spent most of the money from your treasure chest on getting my blonde highlights re-done, clothes and some 'magic beans'.

I think successful shopping is due to 80% brains, 25% opportunity and the rest is down to good luck......:happy: ......

Hope you got some pretty things with all the booty, and remember we Pirate girls love to share:hugs:
10-24-2007, 07:56 AM
SirTrey

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Hope you got some pretty things with all the booty, and remember we Pirate girls love to share

Share in her ill gotten booty and you will also share in her punishment, wench....:ap:
10-24-2007, 08:29 AM
Suzy Harrison

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Originally Posted by Lovely Rita

Hope you got some pretty things with all the booty, and remember we Pirate girls love to share:hugs:

Of course hon. I'm sure when you spend what's left in the chest you'll share it with me.

Can you tell the guys we need more money as we are running out....
10-24-2007, 08:37 AM
SirTrey

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Of course hon. I'm sure when you spend what's left in the chest you'll share it with me.
Can you tell the guys we need more money as we are running out....

Baby, you are officially over My knee.....and confined to cabin until further notice....Daniel told Me to take you in hand when he wasn't here....Consider yourself taken....until I say otherwise. <<<chaining you to the bedpost, try to talk your way out of this one>>>> Best part....No one to see your new blonde highlights THERE.....LOL :chained::spank::yahoo:
10-24-2007, 08:59 AM
Suzy Harrison

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Originally Posted by SirTrey

Baby, you are officially over My knee.....and confined to cabin until further notice....Daniel told Me to take you in hand when he wasn't here....Consider yourself taken....until I say otherwise. <<<chaining you to the bedpost, try to talk your way out of this one>>>> Best part....No one to see your new blonde highlights THERE.....LOL :chained::spank::yahoo:

What for? - I haven't done anything !

You can't expect me to go around with my hair in a mess can you? - and the magic beans are supposed to be good.

Anyway, I haven't told you yet that I had to raise a mortgage on the boat, ....sorry ship, ......to pay for all of the jewelry I ordered. But it's worth it as they had some lovely earrings - do you want to try these on Rita ?

Hey this is my 300th post - do I get a prize ?
10-24-2007, 09:24 AM
SirTrey

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Life is too short to waste by living to other peoples rules

Love your tagline, but it doesn't fit a wench on THIS ship...LOL

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What for? - I haven't done anything !

I think you and I both know better than THAT, wench! :tongueout

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You can't expect me to go around with my hair in a mess can you?

Not at all, but since you are chained in MY cabin, it won't be a problem, will it? Besides, I LIKE your hair messy.....:devil:
10-24-2007, 09:24 AM
Kieron Andrew

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Originally Posted by Suzy Harrison

Anyway, I haven't told you yet that I had to raise a mortgage on the boat, sorry ship, to pay for all of the jewelry I ordered.

i dont wanna be you when CaptLex reads this, you'll be kicked to shore forever
10-24-2007, 09:40 AM
SirTrey

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i dont wanna be you when CaptLex reads this, you'll be kicked to shore forever

I totally agree, dude....but I am going to have some fun with her first! :smilep::drink:
10-24-2007, 09:47 AM
Lovely Rita

ooh earrings....yes yes yes

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Originally Posted by Suzy Harrison

What for? - I haven't done anything !

You can't expect me to go around with my hair in a mess can you? - and the magic beans are supposed to be good.

Anyway, I haven't told you yet that I had to raise a mortgage on the boat, ....sorry ship, ......to pay for all of the jewelry I ordered. But it's worth it as they had some lovely earrings - do you want to try these on Rita ?

Hey this is my 300th post - do I get a prize ?

Yes and thanks Suzy, you are the best:hugs:
10-24-2007, 09:53 AM
SirTrey

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Yes and thanks Suzy, you are the best

Not so sure you WANT to be Suzy's partner in crime at this point, wench....Sir Trey can handle more than one....and I have a LOT of chain left....I would post a very quick apology, if I were you....:tongueout
10-24-2007, 09:59 AM
Suzy Harrison

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Originally Posted by Kieron Andrew

i dont wanna be you when CaptLex reads this, you'll be kicked to shore forever

emmm... well, we might all be on the shore if the boat..... ship ....is repossesed by the mortgage company. They say we're behind with the payments..... I don't know where we're going to get the money from..
10-24-2007, 10:02 AM
Suzy Harrison

Earrings

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Originally Posted by Lovely Rita

Yes and thanks Suzy, you are the best:hugs:

No worries - I bought loads, enough for two - don't tell the others otherwise they might think I 'wasted' all of the cash. In fact I saved them a fortune as there was this sale on ....
10-24-2007, 10:03 AM
SirTrey

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emmm... well, we might all be on the shore if the boat..... ship ....is repossesed by the mortgage company. They say we're behind with the payments..... I don't know where we're going to get the money from..

The Captain can handle the logistics....you just sit there with your chains on (if you can sit, lol) or I will put a gag in your mouth.....Understand? :mad:
10-24-2007, 10:04 AM
Kieron Andrew

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Originally Posted by Suzy Harrison

emmm... well, we might all be on the shore if the boat..... ship ....is repossesed by the mortgage company. They say we're behind with the payments..... I don't know where we're going to get the money from..

Then we'll have to sell all YOUR jewellery!
10-24-2007, 10:13 AM
SirTrey

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Then we'll have to sell all YOUR jewellery!

Wench is chained, so I say we sell her jewelry and buy RUM...The Captain can figure out the finances....Why he's the Captain....:) And I have a proposal.....Wench Whipping Night...Once a week, whip them all, just to keep them in line....cheeky wenches will think twice THEN....I will do the honors, don't worry about it....:D
10-24-2007, 10:30 AM
Nicki B

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Originally Posted by SirTrey

Wench is chained, so I say we sell her jewelry

I hate to point this out, but won't she then be unchained? :doh:

And, while I'm at it (Oo-err), can I ALSO point out that the next person who calls me a wench gets a slap..:Punch: The important bit of 'Pirate Wench' is P I R A T E. :ap:
10-24-2007, 10:38 AM
SirTrey

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And, while I'm at it (Oo-err), can I point out that the next person who calls me a wench gets a slap..

Just let us know what you WANT to be called, honey....We aren't used to the liberated type here....This is a PIRATE SHIP and women are wenches....what would YOU prefer? :love:

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I hate to point this out, but won't she then be unchained?

Ha ha....Nope. The chains I have on her are thick, iron ones...and they are not worth selling. I have to keep her chained until the Captain comes back. He will want to decide what to do with her. I fear she may be forced to walk the plank. :heehee:
10-24-2007, 10:44 AM
Lovely Rita

You guys drive a hard bargain. Please let us keep the jewelry.....pretty please
10-24-2007, 10:45 AM
Kieron Andrew

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Originally Posted by Lovely Rita

You guys drive a hard bargain. Please let us keep the jewelry.....pretty please

no way! we need the money to pay for the debt you girls got us in!

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