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night ladies xxxx sleep well.. sweet dreams of giant monkeys :heehee:
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Oh the primate is just fine. We told him the Admiralty Fleet had a load of bananas. When they were gone we saw what he did to them. The good thing is all those floating barrels of rum...
:rolleyes: That boy has a real thing about being wet! Get back here! Cant you see there are sharks in the water??
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*screams like a girl*
Kimberley, Kimberley, quick... throw me a rope!
Kong? You hungry for fish?
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Throws a rope to Pocs.
Thank you young lady!
Woah Kong... that's a lot of sushi right there...
You need to go dry off. The monkey smells bad enough.
*Kong looks up with a frown*
Ummm errr, well actually Kerri is going to take special care of you when she gets back.
*Poc looks over with a frown too*
Are you suggesting I have a less-than-perfect odour about my person?
*sniffs armpit* :straightface: You're right... !
Why do Cabin Boy Pursers smell like wet dog when they fall in the sea? lol
Well, it is the hot sun that does it really. That is why we sit in the shade and allow the Captain to entertain us on these voyages. He is such a gentleman... ;) and he has such a beautiful sword.:heehee:
*Looks at the Cap, then turns back to Kimb and nods*
Yup... you're right....
*goes back to admiring the Captain's sword.....*
So have the rest of the crew finished retrieving the barrels of Admiralty rum? I do believe a glass of rum with oh I dont know...perhaps a Cuba Libre? That would be refreshing.
No Kong, we are not going to start making Banana Cows.
Yoo Hoo! I'm back!
Got some supplies here...let's see...stockings, perfume, scarves, hair berets, nail polish, lipstick, swizzle sticks, limes...oh...yes...WHO NEEDS A BATH?
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:rolleyes: Not too loud or the crew will be volunteering en mass.
For what? The make-up? Oh...right the [SIZE="1"]bath.[/SIZE]
Oh yeah...got some eye shadow here...someone keeps using up all mine!
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Hmmmm. I wonder who will be wielding the soap.... I hope it is the crew.... Such lovely boys with such strong hands from hoisting all those rum barrels, and treasure chests and crates of cookies...
oooooooooooo Just the thought of it.
:D
Unngghh!!!
Sex in dred-locks!
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I actually have make up on like that today!!!
I was meant to be meeting a friend, (who couldnt make it in the end), and thought I'd try and look "pretty"... weirdly I didn't see a girl in the mirror, but a pretty boy wearing make up!!
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Who wants a bath you say? Well.. SHE *points to Kim* says I smell!
I think it's really interesting how many macho looks there are that are accentuated by make-up, esp eye shadow. It doesn't always just make you look 'pretty' - it can make you look interesting, sometimes dangerous. I found that just a bit makes my eyes stand out a bit without looking en-femme.
what's Kerrianna blabbing on about? ...oops sorry...
Hmmmm *sniffs the air* either you do or the monkey. Maybe both.
All right, who's first?
Well, I would think you would be fine no matter what.
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:heehee: Oh Everttttttt!
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Yeah it almost accentuated my male-ness in an odd way even though it was really "attractive".
Wow I'd LOVE to see myself as a fully transitioned boy in make-up.
Heck.. why don't I just photoshop some eye make-up on to Edward Furlong, that's the easiest way to find out :rolleyes:
Oh wait... I already saw that in The Crow: Wicked Prayer and my boyfriend at the time said "Woah... he looks like you..."
I think I'll still photoshop him for fun anyway :p
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Haha well it looks like it's going to be Evert or Kong...
Btw I owe Kimb one of these :hugs:
Well, I'm going to go wash Kong on the beach with a very very big scrub brush *why is the purser grinning like that?*
so I'm off to the island for a bit.
YOU can take care of the crew Kimbs. :heehee:
I'll leave you lots of soap.
See y'all later :kiss: :ld: :wave:
too serious ????, and in some cases too crazy !!!!!:iagree:
Oh yeah, here we are in a tropical paradise, and you want to start dressing in jeans and jackets? :straightface:
and your point is???? :lol: :lol2:
^ That could too!
Hehe are you being a cheeky minx?
Tsk tsk.
Ok so let me get this straight... 1st you complain that I am wearing too many clothes... then you tell me "Hot for you bud"....
I get it now.
I always was a bit slow....
(You mean you wanna go sunbathing right?)
hmmmmm. But the beach sand is just too hot. And we have to row to shore past all those sharks so you boys will be all sweaty again....Ewwwww!
Lol Kieron!!!!
Btw I love your new avatar.
Kimb....
Learn to love the smell of male sweat love... you're on a ship full of (mostly) hardworking dudes!
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I actually like the smell of some sweat lol!
I used to stick my nose in one of my boyfriend's armpits all the time because he had such a nice natural odour! It was nice and soft in there too hehe.
I would feel privilaged to have a sexy male sweat smell one day.
Oh yes of course but with the breezes of the seas blowing from the stern and the crew working in front of us on deck, well things are certainly bearable. Besides, you just never know what is going to happen on a deserted island now do you?
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Kieron's avatar totally rocks!!!
Glad you can bear our smell lol
So you DO want to go sunbathing?
Women are so hard to read... what are you going on about ?
(HAHAHA how rude of me.)
btw it's weird I sort of did know that your avatar moved kimberley but i also sort of hadnt noticed it moving before.. I think... what do u mean I'm over tired? lol bugger.. yeah i had better go to bed actually.
sleep well you lovable rogues and wenches
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Night Pocs. I am going to clear off for a bit too.
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Gee, only worth a dime? That wont even buy lipstick let alone bananas for the ape.... and now he has an affinity for banana daquiris. Good thing we have lots of rum to make them. He is one thirsty boy... and he is all boy. :eek:
Anyway, pheromones doesnt mean we have to fear o moans.... A little strategically placed cologne is always a good thing...
Okay, the real scoop on Kong
http://www.angryalien.com/0206/kingkongbuns.asp
Cap'n, hold a pillow on that tummy...
:rofl: :roflmao: Too funny Kimberley. Not sure what my monkey friend thinks of it. I'll ask him:
whew! what breath!
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Sooooo, that's where Kieron's been hiding. :thinking:
I thought I'd lure him out with the oreo cookies, but maybe we'll have to try something a bit more subtle...
Ohhhhh Kiiierrronnnn! :battingeyelashes:
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BTW, Capt Lex and Kieron - cool avatars! :heehee: :thumbsup:
Okay Cap is playing Operation. I always liked that game. Be careful of the "funny bone" though. Kieron is "down loading" which is self explanatory I think. Poc is being his usual playful self and Kimberley and Kerrianna are being "girls"(what else?). In the meantime, I'm still waiting for the Rum to serve and thinking I can get Kong to pick me up. I've always wanted to be Fay just there in his hand kicking and screaming. That's being a blonde haired bimbo at it's best, right?:doll: :battingeyelashes: