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hello all,
have you ever experienced clothing malfunctions in public when under-dressing?
It has happened to me a few times. The most embarrassing incident was when my wife and I went to our favourite local cafe. I was wearing pink panties and tan tights (pantyhose) under my man clothes. When I got up to leave and put my coat on my trousers slid down. The whole noisy cafe suddenly went quiet but my wife did not notice!
luv J
Jacques, love this story! Yes, we take risks to feel fem. Guess I am rather careful, have not had too many mishaps — the worst probably being many years ago while walking and shopping wearing a cheap pair of thigh highs. They slid down and gathered around my ankles. I had some difficulty finding a restroom where I could remove them. Since then I’ve been a Hanes Silk Reflections gal. Nancy
Yes!
I was wearing panties under running shorts at a town meeting. The shorts were old and weighed down by my phone in a pocket. I stood up to speak not realizing the shorts had slid down and my panties were on clear display. My adult daughter laughed and pointed it out.
I ?got away? with it, I think, because they were plain white panties and were mistaken for male underwear. I just got lucky as I usually wear black or pink panties.
Sound like you need a pants suspenders to avoid further incident.Quote:
Originally Posted by jacques
I was wearing one of my favorite bras underneath a t-shirt and outer shirt when one of my friends saw me and came over and gave me a hug. As we were hugging she whispered in my ear " are you wearing a bra ?" I told her never play truth or dare when drinking, she has never said anything about it. Needless to say... only sports bras in public while under dressing. She had felt the backstrap clasp.
Have under dressed a few times out, though closeted with my dressing. I'm decent enough looking, and can be charming despite my introversion, and one day out decades ago I had a bra and panties on. Felt thrilling. In a store buying a dress for my "girlfriend" and had one flirty sales woman touch my shoulder while talking to me about my choice. I could tell by the pause in the conversation, and her mildly surprised expression, that she had obviously felt the bra strap. Bless her, she picked right up again and carried on. But, she knew alright. So ... mistake or mildly cute?
I have to go along with Nancy (#2). Yep, thigh highs have the tendency to slip down the legs. I get a chuckle when I see a woman absentmindedly reach under her skirt to adjust her hosiery which is slipping down. A guy can't do that adjustment wearing pants. If I do venture out with thigh highs I tend to wear a garter girdle to make sure the hosiery is kept in place. I like traditional stockings also.
Jacques needs to invest in a belt. I've found a nylon panty does not create sufficient friction to keep pants in place. Neither pantyhose.
Another hand up here for a thigh high mishap. Late night urge for Chinese takeout and in a hurry to get there before they closed. Threw on trousers over thigh highs and panties. The thigh highs fell down to my ankles as I turned to leave with my order. I don’t know if they noticed. I go in there a lot. I don’t speak Chinese. Probably when I go in there they are saying here comes that cross dresser again.
A couple of times when getting an unexpected hug or a friendly hand on the shoulder giving away a bra or the off time bending over with high cut panties on.I often wonder how often someone sees the top of your panties or that you have a bra on but are too polite to say anything
I have posted this before but here goes..... I have a pair of panties that had a ribbon on the back that hangs down. it has a bow where it is attached to the waste band. I was out at a mall and stopped to get coffee at a small cafe. I went to the toilet and when I came back and sat down. the woman across from me discretely came over and whispered in my ear that the ribbon on my panties was showing. I was mortified and quietly pushed it in to my jeans. She finished her coffee and left, saying "bye sweetie" on the way out. So good. I have seen her again but only from a distance.
It happened to me once. I was wearing red lace panties and my skinny jeans ripped apart on my ass when I squated to pick up something from the shelve at local grocery shop. I didn't have anything with me to cover my ass and had to go home like that. I don't know how many people noticed that, but I'm sure some of them did, because it was pretty obvious.
I was doing chin ups at the gym. Shirt stretched up. Pants sagged down and had a full whale tail exposed. Luckily they were black and no lace that day. Lol. My work out partners started laughing. I just told them I wear thongs. I didnt tell them they were Victoria secret thongs. I usually just cut the tags off to prevent mishaps.
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Another time I was changing at the gym and as I pulled out my sweat pants, a pair of bright red Lacey panties fall to the floor. Everyone stops and looks at me. They really were my wifes panties that static clinger to my workout pants. Lol. I think most believed the truth
Why do I love this thread so much?? :roflmao:
Sorry, nothing like this ever happened to me -- yet? :heehee:
A couple years ago my wife and I went camping on the Oregon coast to see the total eclipse. We met up with a lady I worked with and her partner at the camp ground. Just after we got ther we were sitting round in the lodge talking and I looked down and notice you could see my bra clearly sticking out from under my tank top. That pretty much set the tone for the trip and I wore only women's clothes the whole rest of the trip
I'm guilty of intentional clothing mishaps lol ooops
I had many mishaps. I guess the worst one was a thong strap that broke up during a business meeting. I wasn't supposed to be wearing it, I don't do that. But I had almost four hours between the morning and the evening meeting. So I spent that time in my hotel room wearing a thong and a nightie, having lunch, checking email. I think it was my first time outside wearing a thong, I don't know what I was thinking... I wasn't, period! It felt like everyone in the room noticed the strap breaking but I kept my cool and pretended nothing happened. With the string deep between my butt cheeks, the thong stayed in place until I reached my room. Everything was loose and out of control but I could manage.
Once I was wearing a peignoir, those old chiffon double layer (oh boy! how I miss them!), and I had to go out to run an errand. I just threw a polo shirt and a jean over it. After a while walking, the peignoir climbed all the way up to my waist, making a bulge all around it. I was about to take my shirt off the jeans to fix it when I realized that it was probably shorter than the peignoir. So I tried my best to conceal it but I don't think I did a good job. It wasn't a big deal, it looked weird, not like everyone could see what it was.
I had the stocking falling down too. I had a garter belt but the clips got loose somehow. I also found out that if you wear a garter belt and a light fabric pant, the straps are noticeable when you sit. Having my socks fall down exposing my hosiery is a common occurrence but I don't think I've ever been caught. Bending over with jeans, no belt, and exposing my lace panties... I have the feeling some people in my social environment are aware of my underdressing...
Once I was inside the house, beach house on vacation, wearing a one piece swimsuit, all wet from taking a shower with it. I had to go out and threw a shirt and a short over it. The suit pretty much drew itself on the shirt and I didn't notice until I got back.
And I guess the one I never learn from... sexy panties were not designed to wear for walking. They're designed to look good and be taken out soon. Going out with wearing them is not a good idea.
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Originally Posted by Robertacd
The day after my post, I remembered this happened to me, too...
A few years ago, wearing women's boot-cut jeans, running shoes, panties & padded sports bra -- with a men's t-shirt. All in guy-mode.
The phone tech had to come inside my home & mess around, as my landline was having issues.
At one point I used the bathroom, and I noticed in the mirror that my bra strap was showing, clear to anyone what it was. :eek:
I fixed it, and continued on.
After he left, I noticed in the mirror that it was showing again!
No doubt it was like that pretty much the whole time. :o
He must have spent a good hour here, and for some reason he was very chatty with me.
Hmmm... :thinking: :heehee:
Well, I've never had a pair of pants fall down in my life!
But come to think of it, there have been times when an old pair of jeans or shorts got a rip in them and showed something underneath. So it's just as well I don't underdress! :D
I guess I am lucky that none of these issues have ever occurred to me.
How about being dressed drab but panties on underneath that decide they don’t want to stay up? And being at work with other people around? And not being able to go to the restroom to rectify the situation?
Oh yeah there is always my first run in with TSA. The first time we flew to Las Vegas I was under dressed as always. When I went into the body scanner I could see the huge grins pop onto the two GG TSA agents at the screen. As I come out a male agent comes over and says "There was an alarm on your back" (My bra clasp, I thought just wearing a soft cup would be enough) So he proceeds to face me right towards the two still grinning and now watching me agents and runs his hand across my back, and says "I can feel something running across your back". I just looked him straight in the eye and said "I am wearing a bra.", to witch he replied "Okay, have a nice day" and that was that.
Now when I fly if I am not going to present as feminine I put by bra in my carry on and put it on in the restroom after security.
I believe all of the above can be thought of as a Freudian slip.
Ineke :battingeyelashes:
Never had any. I don't u/d.
Jon
Would a Freudian slip be a half slip, or a full length slip? ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by Ineke Vashon
Ok, after some thought and reading all the posts, I started to remember the mishaps from my past lol
The one I'm guilty of still to this day is the top of my thong showing. I wear womens pants and shorts and the style I like stops with the hips. My girlfriend will snap my strap to let me know but she's never angry about it
Another common occurence is my bra and camisole straps showing a physical telltale bump. I'm always wearing one of 2 bras, one padded to resemble a B cup and the other is just lace. At times the fabric on the lace bra will catch my nipple ring and bunch up.
I have to mention these 2 specific events. One I was wearing a black camisole with boy shorts over my thong. Stupidly I got thrown in jail for a DUI. The cop was angry at me for driving drunk, which I never did up to that day and never will again, than he was about me being in drag. My mom and sister had to bail me out. Luckily I was in a one man cell.
A month later I was pulled over for a headlight being out. I handed the cop my ticket from my DUI since they had taken my license and I was literally on my last day before my license was to be revoked for 30 days. The ticket even said it was to be presented to police as an ID. Nope I got arrested for failure to provide a proper ID. Once in custody he found my passport and said oh well. I had been pulled over before while fully dressed but they let me go, not this cop. I was underdressed but I was wearing zebra striped flip flops with sparkly straps, toe rings, ankletes and my toes painted. I asked if I could at least have my shoes from the car, he laughed and told me I'd be in jail so long I wouldn't need my shoes. I was searched with all the inmates either going into or getting out of jail. Murderers, rapists, gang members all staring at me when they saw my feet, it was over once they made me lift my shirt and drop my pants. Wow. Everyone left me alone, not one word or sideways look, until the biggest guy walked in, stood next to me and started to verbally harass me. I knocked him out in one hit, when the cops rushed in to get me the other inmates told them he slipped and hit his own head. After that 2 guys started talking to me saying they were impressed with my attitude. My girlfriend bailed me out and was told by my new friends what happened in jail lol that was my only time going to jail, what an experience lol
As far as i am aware, i have never had any underdressing mishaps.
But of course we never really know for certain, do we?
Just because nobody comments, it doesn't mean that nobody has noticed anything....
I rarely underdress but oddly I did just last week. i decided to wear a garter belt, stockings, panty and a camisole under my clothes at work. They were all black because I wanted them to match. After I brushed my teeth and do all things to get ready while in my lingerie, I finally put on my work clothes and get ready like any other day. As I’m sitting at my desk on a phone call I look down at my feet and I can see my black stockinged leg at my ankle. this is normal, the hem rises when you sit. Typically you could make the argument that you are wearing sheer black sox. But not thinking as I put on my boy clothes I was also wearing white shorty sox with my shoes like I do every other day. So I am clearly wearing white sox, why would a have a pair of sheer black sox under them? The contrast white to black made my stockings that much more noticeable. No one said anything. I did spend the rest of the day keeping my feet deep under my desk.
I had a close call once when walking into a summer tourist crowded village, as my side tie bikini bottoms had untied and started falling through one leg of my shorts, but I could catch them and stash into my pocket.
Well, I was fully dressed, wearing a skirt, and in a mall. The hip padding I was using at the time was a poor homemade construction. I wandered around from store to store when something structural in the vicinity of my pelvis did not feel exactly right. Then if felt worse. I headed for an exit, not know where any restrooms were. When the doors to the outside were in sight, all the padding disconnected and quickly slide down my legs. I slammed one hand against a thigh, stopping the downward movement just before it made its grand entrance below the hemline. I managed a more or less casual walk to the doors and exited to the parking lot, eventually tidying up in my car. There were not a lot of people around, but certainly enough to notice and confirm an embarrassing moment, had it gone to completion. <grimace>
I also had one rather amusing moment that was apparent only to me. I was mowing the lawn in our back yard wearing a woman's bathing suit and forms. I got so sweaty, one of the forms slipped down my belly.
When I finally told my wife about my desires to wear panties, she bought me a few pairs at a local department store. One was a cute bright yellow bikini with a lacy-ish type of elastic at the waist and legs. Not long after, we had a family gathering at the house and I was on the floor of our living room entertaining my grandson. I had on some cargo shorts with a t-shirt and for some reason felt the need to pull my shirt down in back. When I reached back, i could tell that my shirt was well above the waistline of the shorts and the shorts were a half inch or more below the top of the bright yellow panties with a definite 'feminine' edging. There were several people sitting behind me (I didn't turn around to see just who was there) and there is no way that they didn't notice. They all got to see me make adjustments, which I'm sure just made it more obvious. Oh well!
From that experience, I virtually always tuck my shirt in and check it regularly since panties are the norm under whatever I'm wearing. I also choose less obvious styles when I'm around a lot of family or friends.
My only mishap, per se, was when I had to have a colonoscopy. There were no issues to begin with, because I knew I would have to undress and put on a surgical gown, so my clothes were bagged by me, and taken to the recovery area. Once I was in recovery, and had awoken from the anesthesia, two nurses brought the bag over. They started taking items out of the bag, and I told them, I was okay and would get dressed, to which they replied, they were required to dress me. Well, I had worn plain black VS cotton briefs, but they did have a small pink heart and the "VS" logo on them. I'm pretty sure they saw this, but they didn't say anything, and I'm sure they see a whole lot more than this pretty regularly.
As for panties showing above the pants line because of a shirt coming untucked, I have solved this by buying shirts in the Big & Tall sections of men's clothing departments at JCP and Kohls. I'm 6' tall, so I can wear an XLT and the shirt tail will go very long, so I never have a shirt tail come untucked. Just info for consumption.
A few years ago was wearing a bra and chic-filets boobies in it under a sweatshirt. I was at home depot and leaning over to get something from the bottom shelf when one my the filet's fell out and on the floor. I scooped it up as fast as I could, but not before my gg friend I was helping saw it. She knows I dress, but still burst out laughing. To this day she reminds me of this event and still gets a giggle out of it.
Several years ago I was at Saturday Market along the water front and while eating lunch and listening to music, I stood up to stretch my legs when one of my bird seed boobies fell out from under my sweater - what else to do but pick it up and duck behind a post and stuff it back in :o - and I know there were giggles all around ………………...Debra
I have had a booby-bit mishap too!
I felt sore and heavy, so I was wearing silicone nipple shields in my bra. One popped off and came out of my sleeve. I grabbed it and retreated to the rest room. I don't think anybody really knew what it was.
It would have been a difficult object to explain away!