Dumb Amy outs herself on vacation
Hi Girls
Hope that you are all well.
So we have just celebrated our wedding anniversary and to mark the occasion spent it in glorious Florida.
Rented a beautiful villa on a lovely quiet gated community and also my wife Rented for me my dream car a Shelby Mustang both of which were to play in Amys downfall.
The rules for the stay were pretty much as at home, outings were agreed to be in male mode so we could make the most of our time but once through the door of the villa I was expected to be Amy at all times.
Upon arrival late in the evening at the gatehouse and registering our stay we were issued our passes, now being friendly souls we had a long chat with the lovely lady on duty and every evening after that she would clearly recognise the car on approach and she would come out and ask about our day, yes I know you are probably smarter than me and can see what is going to happen.
The time was going great, we were doing all the usual things you'd expect visiting NASA, crocodile tours, and a concert but we also spent a few full days at the villa by the pool and I got very comfortable walking around as Amy.
So first 'out' was by the pool, my wife was taking pictures and after making me pose for some time she casually informed me that the guy in the next door pool had been standing staring over the entire time probably 25 minutes, after that he appeared every time we were out again
'Out 2' was one evening I took the rubbish out, it was late and dark and as I dropped in the bags at the side of the house the other neighbours door opened and he came out with his rubbish, this was panic stations and I probably done the worst thing possible and instead of straightening up and casually walking back in I bent over as if I was looking in the bin hoping he would go past so when he turned the corner he was confronted by the sight of a short skirt and 2 nylon clad legs standing beside the bin and my head in the bin, seems funny now but after him saying hi I stood up gave him a wave and tottered back in my heels up the path and indoors.
'Out 3' one evening my wife wanted something from the store and said let's just go for a drive it's dark so no need to change and promised me I wouldn't have to get out of the car, fair enough I thought what could go wrong, well it seems quite alot, firstly as you may know although the roads are huge and several lanes wide they are very busy and slow down quite alot, next I had not anticipated the attention a Shelby Mustang attracts at times and this was the case that evening, whilst crawling along in the space of about 10 minutes near a busy junction 5 vehicles and a motorcycle pulled up beside us and wanted to talk about the car and hear me rev the engine I was literally like a deer caught in headlights nowhere to hide but luckily no one appeared to clock us as anything but 2 girls out and about, my wife said it was the short skirt and pantyhosed legs that were attracting them as we hadn't seen any other women wearing pantyhose alI the time we had been there, I suggested we put the roof up and hide them but she wouldn't let me.
I was super relieved as we headed back but just as we were approaching the complex it hit me, the gatehouse!! I had to get through the gatehouse!! I asked, I pleaded with my wife to take over so I could sit over the other side of the car in the shadow but she just laughed.
We pulled up and I kept inching forward hoping whoever was on duty would just open the gates and I could just keep driving but No it was the lovely lady we had made friends with and out she came her usual " Hi Guys" trailed off into a "Hi Gu... Gurls well look at you, you don't get too many ladies dressed like that in this heat" after a few minutes of my wife and her laughing and joking another car pulled up and thankfully she had to let us in.
So that was a quick rundown of Amys adventure I will post the outfit I was wearing on that last drive in the photos section and later some other pics from our time there if anybodys interested.
Thanks for reading
Amy x
