So that's when you fake sudden & acute indigestion :winkp:. An excuse to shut up mid-sentence and redeem yourself :shush:.
I can't lie, I'm kind of patting myself on the back for that idea! :shades:. Not only is it an instant get-out-of-jail-free card, it might also get the other person to show instant concern for your wellbeing . . maybe even carry you home! :we:.
OK, sure, I'm not married :lurk:. But let that not reflect upon the effectiveness of the method. The method is fabulo . . <ow!>, <ow!>, <ow!>.. can't.. breathe.. :scream:. Need.. to.. lie.. down :ft: