I love these jokes! But only when it’s just between us girls. With non-crossdressers I never joke about crossdressing because I don’t want them to think this is all some kind of joke.
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I love these jokes! But only when it’s just between us girls. With non-crossdressers I never joke about crossdressing because I don’t want them to think this is all some kind of joke.
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So Funny !
if your wife has ever caught you in her lacy Bra, Panties, and lacy half slip, and gave you THE LOOK ! You just might be a crossdresser
If you have ever had to come up with some Wild Explanation as to why you are in a cute Bra and Panty Set You just might be a crossdresser
If you have ever posed in front of a mirror and felt the Dress you were wearing made you look fat ! You just might be a crossdresser
When you have a curling iron in your toolbox! I literally do! 😉🤗
Well, I buy Fingernail Polish remover because it is cheaper than ACETONE. (99cents vs $5.00) Works just as well cutting superglue and removing lacquer paints.
I used to always keep a bottle of nail polish in my toolbox. I worked electronics, and would use it to "lock down" adjustments.
Here's another "if" joke...
If you have a doctor's appointment coming up, and you're searching for your boy undies - you might be a crossdresser.
My excuse for first buying nail polish in the open was to cover up spots on my car's body that were starting to rust. Guess what color my car was? Red. Really!
When you first hear the gymnastics move "Drop and Roll", you think of changing outfits.
The heart of a good joke or pun is based on real life events.
Here's one the GG's will like:
If you think bras, girdles, or pantyhose are comfortable, you might be a crossdresser. :heehee:
Those just are just a Drag ;)
Yes, it's good to laugh at one's self. Why do people have to take themselves so seriously? Us CDs will always be funny to some and disgusting to others and that's sad.
boy undies, what are those?
I went to walmart yesterday and shopped for women's skinny jeans. I found a pair in my size and took it to the dressing room. I've never tried on women's clothing in the stores, so there was a bit of excitement. I had a little trouble getting my ankles through the end of the jeans, but I did it and the jeans fit perfect and i was so excited. Then I tried to take them off so I could run up front and buy them. I couldn't get them back past my ankles. I sat on the cold bench in my panties and t shirt, with these jeans stuck around my ankles. I got a cramp in my side and began to sweat trying to get them around my heel. I paused and began to laugh and relax. I managed to get them off.
What a great silly memory to have.
Stacy I might have pulled them back on and just took the tag to check-out and said I liked them so much I didn't want to take them off.
I have never gone to the fitting rooms without a GG friend as an assistant, guard, and advisor.
Me? I'm a cross dresser.
Especially when a rear zipper sticks.....:-)
Oh! well.
Boot Hill
If you hear a GG complaining about having to wear female clothing and it offends you. You might be a cross dresser.
Lately I have been looking at the cute dresses and skirts that ladies are wearing and wishing I could be in it.
My 30 year old daughter has a cute dress I so badly want to try on. But alas I am not ready to come out of the closet to her so I will just have to endure the pink fog for that one.
A crossdresser is as young as the woman he feels.
I always had the urge to crossdress and acted on it when I was younger. Unfortunately, I was found out and shamed so badly, I repressed this side of me for 30 years. I was only able to come back to it when I stopped fearing looking ridiculous and developed a sense of humor about my dresseing, that I was finally able to let go and feel comfortable doing it again.
While scouring the net for CD info, I came across archive.org, where they have digitized versions of (now defunct) 90s CD mag Ladylike, which included an occasional comic strip "Lexy Tranner, Weekend CD". which was moderately funny, but missed the mark occasionally, Imo. Here's a couple samples:
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Cecily, I can honestly say the jokes you posted are about as funny as Family Circus. Lol
If you enjoyed your graduation ceremony just because you got to wear something called a gown in public, you might be a crossdresser.
@StacyG...
I always made a point of attending commencement ceremonies. :)
@ Stacey G:
I had exactly the same problem with a pair of skinny jeans I bought. They went on OK, fit beautifully, then took me half an hour to remove. For a while, I feared I may have had to cut them off, but I finally managed to get them around my ankles.
Fortunately I was at home when I tried them on or it could have been embarrassing. Needless to say, I returned them the next day. Disappointed, though, as they did look and feel good.
Great topic so fun to read, I needed that. Thank you!
This cartoon always resonated with me. Probably because this exact scenario actually happened :/
How do you separate the men from the cross dressers?
With a crowbar.
I'll get my coat!