Last week my wife and I were in a restaurant whose owner we know quite well and with whom we discuss a lot at the end of the service. This guy has a habit of pulling your leg by cracking jokes with the most serious face. Well, here's the last one. I use to jog in a lane where he sometimes passes me on his way to the restaurant. The thing is, he notices me each time but I don't return the favour. So this time again, at the restaurant, he looks at me and says: "I saw you running this week". I wonder for a few seconds then reply: "yes, that must have been Tuesday I guess". He: "Yes, sounds like it". He lands two cocktails on the table, and I am waiting for the other shoe to drop (a joke usually punctuates these news bulletins of his). But all he says is: "You looked very serious" (I guess I did, with 5 degrees Celsius and bare legs and arms). So, no second shoe, or at best, a light slipper. My wife and I return to our conversation. And then the third shoe arrives, unexpected: "Nice pink leggings, by the way". I actually jog in jet black t-shirt and shorts. He exits to the kitchen and I look at my wife. She is exhibiting a radiating grin: "Sooooo. Where do you change into those pink leggings exactly?" (before I told her about my CDing, I once tried a few items in our basement, maybe she was remembering that). Me: "You know I'd never wear leggings" (I'm always feeling too warm when I do sports, even in freezing weather). My wife: "Still, how did he find out about you?." Me: "He didn't... Mmph. Okay. That guy has NO idea what situation he just put me in". She: "You have one nice post to do for the Site". We changed the subject but my wife kept a glowing smile on her face for the next half hour. After all, a wife can enjoy a good teasing of an embarrassed CD husband. I don't think this was in the forums frequent lists of "benefits of having a CD husband", but it should, definitely.
