"You should have to have boobs for a day."
I missed my chance. She took me by surprise and before I could think of what to say, the moment was gone.
My wife has large breasts and in hot weather, they sweat. She was complaining about it the other day and out of the blue she said "You should have to have boobs for a day." "Or a week." "No, for a month."
Of course, the right response would have been "I could buy a pair and wear them" or something of that nature. I was so dumbfounded, I couldn't say anything.
Opportunity lost. :sad: