We are going to need a professional celebrity, ala Kim Kardashian. I think I can handle being famous for doing nothing.
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We are going to need a professional celebrity, ala Kim Kardashian. I think I can handle being famous for doing nothing.
Apparently when you left out intersexed people you were thinking that they are well above those that are commoners.
And of course you would be correct.
When I arrive at your little village of the damned I expect that the magistrate will have the tax money for me or else someone gets fed to the lions for my amusement.
And don't touch me I don't want to catch anything.
I'm in trouble...my specialty will not work on this group! :sad:
hey I know auto parts put me in for that
What about AVON lady ? No takers ,, Someone will have to run the MAC store ,, Right next to my shoe store ,,All sizes to ,, None of that BABY FOOT CRAP ,,,
I call resident party girl or maybe food/drink critic. Basically anything I can do that allows my five Cosmos/day prescription
We be needin some DOCTORS UP in here ,,,I be needin some sho nuf work did ! Look like a friggen man in a dress WTF,,,, H.E.L.P. Somebody help meeee
mmmm not sure i know what i want to take up..
I have proffesionaly driven bikes, van, heavy ridgid and semi trailers.(mate of mine did let me have a go behind the wheel of the road train but was kicked out after only about half a mile or so lol)
i was a volenteer bush fire fighter as well as being trained in firefighting on board a ocean going vessel and on scba (stcw95).
i have near rewired this stinking house, the car and boat. have rebuilt vintage bikes with my late father (no he wasnt dead at the time, tho the going was a lil slow)
If our police chief needs to obtain info from a suspect, im not squeamish (part time 2ndjob) ;)
i have worked in private security (phone books dont leave marks)
no longer want out doors job.. so may i please have the minister for transport job?? :D (if the roads are not fixed on time, i will personaly ask the cheif if they can be flogged in public.)
if none of these suite, i can be the town crank. they funny guy that talks to himself and wonders around town swearing at the stray cats and invisible people.
Ohhhhhh an I almost forgot ? Im also the town priest ,,Come on down for all your confesions ! An the shoe store during the day .
I'll be the butcher then. I love to see blood.
And if it screamed prior to being put to death then it will taste that much better as I grill it's flesh over hot coals.
I'll also be the funeral directer since I have experience in embalming.
I love to drain dead bodies of fluids.
Is the position of town drunk filled yet? That and web designer, lol!
Well, I have been a butcher at times in the past, so count me in. But the other piece is that it would be a tourist mecca for TG folks of all parts of the spectrum!
Lets start working on the tourism flyers and internet ads :)
tina
ok,okaaa, I'll be the Avon lady,I'd rather run the dirty book store but thats taken, Jenni
I wanna be a Hooters Girl!
Stacy, What a fun idea. I'm surprised nobody has offered to open a ladies clothing store. I'm planning a store with a full range of sizes and styles. I plan to handle outer wear and lingerie. There will be no problems using the fitting rooms. AND LADIES--------there will be frequesnt sales. KACHING!! KACHING!! I can hear the cash register tinging already.
Susan in Phoenix
Actually, Nicole, I wasn't, but you've given me an idea. I agree with you--I don't know that there'd be many purges/purgers in our town, given that CDing would be socially acceptable there, but if someone did want to purge, she could take all her stuff down to the "Purge and Swap Shop". I don't know that such a shop would be terribly useful to me: nobody but nobody is going to be my size. But think of all the nice stuff other girls could find there.
Best wishes, Annabelle
Stacy B
I"ll take the corner office job, thats the mayor you know. Miss mayor to anyone who needs me. I'll be in at nine Stacy. Put all my calls on hold.
Miss Mayor
Guess I'll be nurse at the local clinic!
I was wondering who was going to claim this job. Well, since I run the local newspaper, you'll be wanting to retain my good will. That's lots of free dinners for me, and maybe a bottle of whisky on my birthday and at Christmas! But sure, that's what an expense account is for, right?
Looking forward to working with you, Annabelle
[QUOTE=STACY B;2825136]Wig store check !! An you can also take a corse on LAZER hair removal ,,An make some extra $$$$$$$ ,,, Maybe just open a full blown salon before long ?
Hey thats a great idea to have more than a wig store, I will build an all womens salon for us. If thats sucessfull then I will builder a larger store and have seamstresses on staff and clothing on the racks for us. Why not go big? I will get a Walmart style superstore for us!! I will manage it.
Where is the DOCTOR at ? We need a DOCTOR ,,or at least a VET ! WINK,,,WINK,,, The thrift store in that town will be a thing of FOLK LORE ,,All the shopping we do ,, Somebody jump on the mail man or woman job ,,Yall know we get some mail order stuff . All that biulding will bring back the housing crash an put the econmy back on track .