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Oldest of three, left-handed, and glad to be here.

Today was a particularly spendy day for me - shoebuy.com got me hard earned dosh due to their 20% sale (one pair was $175!).

I won't worry about it until the credit card bill shows or I get my...

Sounds to me like your wife is just being what she's programmed to do - be a woman.

I know that with my wife one day she's ok with something, the next day she isn't. It may be the fact that she's...

Doing my Mr.Blackwell impersonation with my wife. Fluent in fashion jargon, I've had some pretty good stares from being overheard in public, but luckily never from family members. It's just a matter...

My closet couldn't be more bipolar.

Boy clothes are often tatty, with holes in jeans from battery acid, chainsaw, crusty areas from wiping epoxy, blood stains from scraping my knuckles, etc. Feet...

And the clothing will be worn properly. I hate seeing twisted bra straps on GG's, something that drives me nuts when me missus does it!

While shopping (in unmistakable boy mode), no matter the time of year, I fancy picking out the nastiest and meanest looking battleax of a saleslady and then messing with her head so much that I turn...

Dame Edna or June Cleaver. I have a thing for pearls.