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Sandra Bullock:D

I'd try to give the cding up but if that didn't work I'd have to search for a more understanding SO:sad:

I don't have much and it's probably all gone bad by now for lack of use:sad: but it's hidden in one of my dresser drawers.

40 miles of bad road in both directions, but I'm real purty when it's dark and I have my eyes covered:eek:

Well ya see I'm tippin the scales at a dainty and demure almost featherly 310lbs.:confused2: I kinda wiggle all the time, once you get it going it's really hard to stop:GD:

My Momma always said "If ya can't say somethin nice don't say nuthin at all" She also was fond of mentioning a box of chocolates..... somethin about me being an odd nougat that people tasted but...

Nope but I once went outside wearing sneakers and no socks!!!!! Yep I'm a rebel:p

Well not now, but check back in a 180lbs. and I'll let ya know:eek:

How about double chocolate crunches, do those count????:D

Well go figure that, there REALLY is such a thing as the "Fashion Police":eek:

"Miss do you know why I pulled you over today? Well you seemed to be staggering a bit in those heels and that hair...

My grandma had one :D

My wigs are the same color as my natural hair, that way it matches the color of the two furry caterpillars that are nesting over mine eyes:eek:

It's only necessary to pass if the truck in fornt of you is going really slow and there's a sale on size 12 wide pumps three miles down road:D

Well I'm more of a ball so I'd answer I have a male semi sphere and a female semi sphere, with a huge equator inbetween:D

Naw I never became gay being a crossdresser, never even been moderately amused. I just figure I swllowed a pretty lesbian and she's trying to get out...... note to self stop covering pretty lesbian...

Well I'm your average ordinary ugly fat guy in a dress and heels kinda crossdresser:sad: I could stop traffic but not in a good way:eek: I'm good to go as long as I keep mine eyes closed and avoid...

I've currently got two wigs, they're alseep right now or I'd let them post this reply, maybe in the morning when they get up? Now on a serious note, B Flat or is it A Major Tom? I've always disliked...

Well I'd like to go as far as being able to accept myself and to have the confidence or as they say "Have the B*)#*$LS" to live my life the way I wish I could. But alas right now I'd settle for going...

Okay right now, this very minute the wondrous scent of "Ode You Haven't Showered Yet" is wafting across my nose, it's produced by Le Sweatiee of France:D

It's quite simple. I leave a trail of donuts leading to the closet. She see's, she follows, she eats, problem solved:D

Calorie free donuts, and plenty of them:D

Well it's not that bad when you consider it's $68.00 per side or per unit:D Going by that way of thinking I figure you've made a fine purschase:thumbsup:

Nope mine's equally illegible be it dressed in either mode. No matter who's written it, when read there shall be a universal "Huh?" uttered:thinking: Although I have noticed that I usually dot my I's...

Well originally I always referred to myself as Rhonda Lynn but when I waded into the shallow end of the forums pool there were a few Rhonda's floating and bobbing about. Not wanting to add any...

I just ordered a pair of "Improper Pumps" from Payless. Now I've heard some strange names for womens shoes but this one takes the proverbial cake. From what I can see they're just your basic black...