Years ago, in a computer room in S Florida, they put down carpet tiles. It helped deaden the noise. But we had to spray the carpet with diluted Downy fabric softener to keep down the static.
Had...
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Years ago, in a computer room in S Florida, they put down carpet tiles. It helped deaden the noise. But we had to spray the carpet with diluted Downy fabric softener to keep down the static.
Had...
My wife doesn't do stairs well. I do all the laundry, so it's never a problem for me. I've learned to do her things in a separate load from mine, so I don't have to sort by size afterwards. And it's...
Never done it.
Dated a smoker once. Even though she mostly went outside to indulge, I hated the way my clothes stunk when I got home from her place. Later learned that she'd died from throat...
Never was much of an ice skater.
I was that klutzy kid who was the last chosen for teams in Phys Ed class. "We had him last time. You have to take him this time!"
Tried a ballroom class with my...
“Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.”
― George Carlin
Bless her heart.
I carry a tape measure when shopping, too. It's particularly helpful at the poundage stores, where there are no fitting rooms. Although today there was a YL trying on pants and skirts over her...
I was born in the early '50s also. During my impressionable years, I don't think that pantyhose were a Thing yet; my mother wore girdles with garters to support her nylons. Another influence for me,...
Not a department store, but... A few years ago I had a series of gigs updating the technology in several branches of a women's specialty shop. It was an overnight gig, and I was the only one there....
As a person of a Certain Age, my lifelong habit of Sir or Ma'am as titles of respect is hard to break. They still slip out. Alternatives don't abound.
When I lived in Baltimore it was common to...
On occasion I have gone out to a gig with my small gel-filled forms in an underwire bra under my guy uniform. I do feel myself up as I drive. The sensation of touch telegraphs through to my chest. I...
The other morning I woke up to find a pair of dark tights stretched across the bedroom carpet, along with a pair of orange socks. I'd not worn them since I'd acquired them, so I'd hidden them in the...
"I dreamed I sailed the canals of Venice in my Maidenform bra"
Not really, but those full-page adverts in the '60s seem to have left an impression in my then-teenage mind.
I rarely recall a...
Walmart stores generally have a "family" restroom, in the back of the store near the Electronics department.
You're in the grocery on a Saturday night with your wife, and she's fanning her coat because she's hot, and you say "Just take off the coat!", and she leans over and whispers "I can't, I didn't put...
Gender (who you are) and sexuality (who you like) are each spread along a spectrum. They have binomial distributions, not binary as many of us were shamed to believe. It's not black and white, there...
We both snore, and I like to sleep with the radio on (which she cannot stand). After our last kid moved out, my wife switched bedrooms. So it's no more earbuds for me, and I wear what I want to bed...
More than once I've gone looking for my glasses, only to realize that they were already on my face.
I was born blonde.
If you *don't* want to serve on a jury, go en femme. You are more likely to be peremptorily challenged by one or more of the lawyers.
Be careful! It's fra-gee-lay!
I've worn 2-inch block heeled booties at times. The pants legs mostly hide them.
Once I was out with my wife in the grocery, wearing a suede pair. The cashier complimented me on my "cowboy...
My wife was helping me with running a CCTV cable in a dollar store the other night. At one point she teased me by pointing out the leggings in the clothing department. I said "Nah, that's OK, I get...
Before CDing ever came up, my wife asked me whether I shaved my legs. I hadn't; what hair there is grows very sparsely, and I was born blonde.
I've since acquired an epilator.
/r/translater
One time my wife was out, but our daughter stopped by. She had a key, and was in the habit of using it instead of exercising the courtesy of knocking first. I was seated at the computer in a denim...
Denice, I like your idea of a "CD rack". But you probably didn't intend the pun.
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Panties are in dresser drawers. Leggings (which I wear to bed or when lounging in the house,...