you know when you and your wife is watching qvc and see some pep toe shoes and you say (i like those shose) and she give you a dirty look LOLLOL!!!
you know when you and your wife is watching qvc and see some pep toe shoes and you say (i like those shose) and she give you a dirty look LOLLOL!!!
When dressing drab bums you out
When your male clothing and shoes are worn out and need replacing, but
you only spend all of your money to by female clothing and heels. Also, I
can reach behind my back and hook and unhook my bra better than my
spouse can hers - and I can apply make-up better than my spouse - and
when my spouse asks me for help in choosing outfits, shoes and make-up for
her when we are getting ready to go out.
JoAnne Wheeler
"I'm an all American Bluegrass Girl and Proud As I Can Be"
when You find a brand name purse at good will and the wife confiscate it or replaces with some ugly thing and its got your wallet in it with your ID.
When you wak into Walmart, Kmart or any other store and make it a point to go through the women's clothing just to get somewhere that's not even on the other side of that department. I almost always go through no matter why I'm there.
let me play let me play. When you can take your bras one handed and not take your shirt off.
You need formal/dress guy clothes and you can find them . Tons of formal dresses
Pissed off that you just spent $75 on guys clothes and nothing on fem.
Business is the the art of extracting money from another mans wallet with out resorting to violence
9 out of 10 Dr say I'm sane. The 10th one never made it to the hearing. Did you know that California has drop bears ?
First a groom then a bride. Never again.
When you spend your second date with a new girlfriend explaining just why it is that you know more about make-up, lingerie, women's fashion and shoes than she does.
When you spend your third date with a new girlfriend introducing her to your female side.
When you spend your fourth date with that new girlfriend shopping for make-up, lingerie, and shoes....for both of you.
[SIZE=3]Stacye Rose[/SIZE]
[SIZE=2]Cleverly disguised as a normal contributing member of society[/SIZE]
When Your doing the laundry and your basket of clean bras and panties is fuller than your wife's. When On Valentines day she asks for your red lipstickto wear.
When you get up in the morning and check your eyebrows for strays.
Oh, yeah! Soooo true! Buttoning a blouse is SO much easier!Originally Posted by Joni Beauman
"If you are living the life you want to live you've successfully transitioned to being the person you want to be." - Eryn.
"If you truly care about me you should damn well want for me what I want for myself" - Michael Westen (Burn Notice)
-.-. --.-/-.-. --.-/-.-. -../ Persephone™ and Persephone™ are trademarks of Persephone herself, accept no substitutes. The terms "en femme" and "en drab" originated with Marcia Sampson/Staylace (OBM).
When your cheesy pickup lines have been replaced with "love your shoes! Where did you get them?"
When you have crossed the divide between hoping nobody notices you when you leave the house en femme to hoping that you are noticed and that you get complemented on your appearance.
[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]Non Nobis Domine, non Nobis, sed Nomine tua da Gloriam!"
"Science without Religion is lame, Religion without Science is blind." Albert Einsten.
"Champagne for our real friends, and real pain for our sham friends!" Irish American Toast.
When your wife asks you for advice on what looks good to wear to work.
You only window shop outside women's clothing stores and browsing in a lingere shop seems perfectly normal.
And when your wife asks if you were checking out an attractive woman you can honestly say "No, just admiring her shoes and clothes".
Mercedes XOXOXO
How about when your entering the public restrooms and you hesitate for a second - just till you double check to make sure your entering the correct room for the attire your wearing!
When you are about to go out en femme and the biggest problem is you have nothing to wear.
Even more so when you realize it is YOUR en-femme ID SHE has taken in YOUR purse.when You find a brand name purse at good will and the wife confiscate it or replaces with some ugly thing and its got your wallet in it with your ID.
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KarenS
I love being a woman!
When you throw out all your male clothes because you hate them so much!
Ewww!!! I try to forget those days. LOL or should it be LTL (Love That Laser)
Gen
When you say to a co-worker "Don't get your panties in a knot", & she replies "Don't get yours in a knot", & you say" Mine are never in a knot
You are sitting in the doctor's waiting room and all of a sudden you get this dreaded thought... OMG, what underwear am I wearing? Panties or boxers?
Lauren
It was LOL Stop that purse snatcher!
PS it was a nice coach no wear at all for 15.00
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Or you look at your own everyday male shoes and say oh... god... no...Your high heels are your comfortable shoes!
This is what I mean by "every guy can look like a girl from the right angles".. this is one of the first pictures of me dressed up.. very vague look.. almost fem...
When on the rare occasion that you need to wear mens boxers you can't remember where you put them.
When you feel soo much more relaxed while dressed than when in drab!.
Brenda
When you have more dresses,skirts,high heels,jewerly,makeup,bras,panties than all your gGG friends and use them more and know how to put on makeup better than them.
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