Most "absurd" question you've been asked while dressed.

[Molly Wells]

I will be able to spend several days dressed in August while my wife is away on a trip. I was thinking about it this morning and what I might plan for an outing. I have been thinking about driving to Austin, (about 3hrs away) and going to 'Bout Time and maybe trying to see if there were any other girls who would like to meet up.
Anyway, as I was considering my options I remembered the first time I went to 'Bout Time, several years ago. This was only my first or second time to be out in public and around a lot of people. My nervousness must have been apparent because as I sat at the bar and sipped a drink the bartender turned to me and asked me "What I want to know is "do you shave your chest?"
I remember being shocked at his question and thinking he had a lot of nerve asking me something like that!
I took no offence to his question and thought of it as good-natured fun and a conversation starter, altough at the same time I am thinking "you shouldn't be asking a girl that kind of question."

So I was just wondering what kind of "absurd" questions or comments you might have gotten.

[Jan W]

Molly,

I'm in a gay bar wearing a dress, heels, makeup and wig and a man asks me if I want to be a girl.

Thought that was pretty obvious.

Jan

[Joni Marie Cruz]

"Who do you think you're fooling?" asked by a complete stranger, an old guy, well...as old as me anyway, in a grocery store, just out of the blue. In the frozen food aisle, maybe my turkey timers had popped out. I just gave him my patented "Eff off, buster." look (for a mild version, please see my pix) and kept on walking. Honestly, if I were trying to fool someone, it wouldn't have been him. He didn't look like he'd had a nodding acquaintance with a bar of soap in weeks.

Hugs...Joni Mari

[Nicole Erin]

Well, mine have usually been people acting shocked or something.
Here I can be, dressed head to toe en femme, and someone who is fascinated would be like "YOu, you mean you even paint your toenails?!?!?"

[Carroll]

"Can I touch your boobs"

[Jan W]

"Can I touch your boobs"

I've had that one too.

[savvy_fudge]

"Can I touch your boobs"

Me too.

[Molly Wells]

When the bartender asked me if I shaved my chest I remember thinking that was a rather personal question. I guess that is why I was somewhat shocked that he would ask that.
Does my shock come from a feminine mindset that says you don't ask girls those kind of personal questions?

[vikki2020]

I was taking a break from a lot of walking, kind of leaning on a large planter, and a guy selling books from his bike/cart sets up shop right next to me. After a minute or so, he asks--"you a woman"? "Today I am", I reply. He just nods, and says "OK". Sat there for about 10 more minutes, and he never said another word to me, before I continued on.

[Tasha McIntyre]

More a statement than a question, but at the shops a couple of weeks ago a complete man stranger walked up to me, looked me full on and said, "wow I wish I had your courage". He kinda grimace / smiled and walked away without another word.

Tash

[divamissz]

"Can I touch your boobs"

That's happened to me a few times. Women seem to LOVE touching 'em.

[dilane]

I was at a straight bar, and a guy sets his drink next to mine and asks if I can watch it while he gets a smoke outside. I said "Sure."

He comes back and looks me in the eye and says "I'm Guido, what's your name?".

"Diane"

"What's your real name?"

"Diane!"

Later he comes over, chats me up, flirts, and buys me a drink.
He asks me out, and I tell him I'm TS, and he acted totally shocked!

[Samantha Girl]

As stated many times I've never really been out in public, workin on it! BUT my girl has seen me and well she's a funny gal! She has asked to touch my boobs!

Aaaand she asked how I learned to walk so well? Practice! Plus I mostly have platform heels which are a bit easier, for me anyway

EDIT: Tasha! Aaaaw that is both awesome and sad at the same time!

[Teri Jean]

I had dressed for halloween last year and went to work. One of the girls in our Admissions Department (University) asked in front of all the staff, what are you wearing under your dress. I took a second and said the same thing you are wearing. To that she asked if she could touch my breasts and now she has crossed the line to far so I said right after I touch yours. lol on the floor with a dozen others. She backed off but we still spar from time to time and we are good friends. It take a smart a## to know one. lol

Teri

[CD Susan]

I was in a gay /lesbian bar last November dressed completely as a woman with another cd friend enjoying a couple of drinks. This guy comes up to me and asks "are you Sarah Palin or just a look alike'. I laughed so much that I almost fell off my chair. I don't know if he was serious or just using that as a line to hit on me as he was obviously very drunk.

[JulieK1980]

"Can I touch your boobs"

Ha ha!!! I got asked that once! I said go ahead, they aren't mine...

[Sally2005]

The breasts is odd for sure. Had it happen at a party, a woman says, are you a guy? I said, um, yes. She they gives them a squeeze with both hands. It totally shocked me...didn't expect it at all.

The only others...when you tell someone you dressed up and they say, did you shave your legs and arms?...I say no and they answer, good. Like, they have this line you should not cross....

[Deb The Brunette]

"Can I touch your boobs"

Not had that one...what am I doing wrong

.

[PaulaJaneThomas]

"Would you like another pint?"

[freeindress]

"What I want to know is "do you shave your chest?"

I got a similar question from a seemingly accepting coworker, he saw my shaved armpits under my sleeveless shirtdress then asked if I also shaved my b@**s like porn actors

"Can I touch your boobs"

I was just touched without asking by a young guy at a party, as he could not have done the same easily to an uknown GG.

[Andy66]

This is an open question to anyone who feels like answering:

So then, if the right person asked, would you let them touch your boobs? And would it do anything for you, or would you just say okay to humor me, um, I mean them?

[Barbara918]

I've also had "Can I touch your boobs?" ... and usually from women. My stock answer is "Can I touch yours?" Sometimes I get lucky. If they say no, I follow with "Why not? Tit for tat, after all!"

Sometimes I get asked "Are those real?" to which I say "No, you're imagining them."

[erickka]

I've had "hey baby, show us your tits" thrown at me by some obnoxious teens, and "how do you walk in those skyscrapers, I'd break my neck!" by some very lovely GG's.

[Joni Marie Cruz]

Not had that one...what am I doing wrong

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<Joni blushes, stammers and shuffles her feet> Umm, Deb, can I...uhh, can I..I mean would you mind...if I...if I...umm?<blushes even more and runs off>

Hugs...Joni Mari

[Molly Wells]

"Can I touch your boobs?" That reminds me of the last time I went to 'Bout Time, (and I really don't get out very often), I was sitting at the bar and two other Tgirls were there as well. The other two were regulars and were having an ongoing dialogue with the bartender. He came out from behind the bar and was standing between them and "flirting," he asked them if he could touch their boobs and they let him, all laughing, then he turned around to me just reached over and squeezed mine and said "nice" then he kissed me on the cheek! This all happened so fast I was again in shock that a guy would do such a thing.
Molly