Most "absurd" question you've been asked while dressed.

[Prissy Linda]

I was asked if I spit or swallow

[reneedtg]

"Can I touch your boobs"

a variation on that..."how do you make those"...

[vspowers]

Once I went through a drive thru wearing a pink nightgown. The lady who handed me my food asked "Are you trying to improve your singing voice?"
We both laughed.

[Lorileah]

"Do those legs go all the way up?"

I get "nice legs" all the time and my answer is "Thank you I got them on my birthday."

[AllieSummers]

On the boobs thing, I have someone ask if they can touch my boobs just about every time I go out. I have people regularly ask if they are real. I usually say, "real silicone".

Probably the strangest thing I've had someone ask was whether or not I have a penis. I usually smile and ask, "do you?" Depending on the sex of the person, the question gets a different response. If it is a girl they usually laugh and say no. If it is a guy they look at me like I'm from Mars.

I don't mind questions, even absurd ones. It just means that people are interested or curious. Your reponse to the question is very important. If you are a smart ass about it then people start thinking that all TGs are smart asses. If you have fun with it and are nice then people think we are all nice.

Just don't take anything personal.

Kisses,

Allie

P.S. If you make it to Bout Time look for a tall blonde that sits at the end of the bar named Teree and tell her Allie said to say, "Hi". She is one of my best friends in the world and one of the sweetest girls you will ever meet. She is coming up to Dallas to go out on the town with me and my wife on the 25th.

[Christina Horton]

When the bartender asked me if I shaved my chest I remember thinking that was a rather personal question. I guess that is why I was somewhat shocked that he would ask that.
Does my shock come from a feminine mindset that says you don't ask girls those kind of personal questions?

I think it's a little of the two. Your fem side was shocked and it was personnel.

The male side thought your trying so hard to blend in and pass that you wonder how he knew.

More a statement than a question, but at the shops a couple of weeks ago a complete man stranger walked up to me, looked me full on and said, "wow I wish I had your courage". He kinda grimace / smiled and walked away without another word.

Tash

You should have kept talking to him , YNK you might have found a sister and could help her to be FREE!!!!!!!

"Can I touch your boobs"

My mechanic when I came in to his shop fully dressed ( He did not know I dress) after he kept saying how hot I looked asked how did I do that, I told him and he said wow they look so great and real.

As stated many times I've never really been out in public, workin on it! BUT my girl has seen me and well she's a funny gal! She has asked to touch my boobs!

Aaaand she asked how I learned to walk so well? Practice! Plus I mostly have platform heels which are a bit easier, for me anyway

EDIT: Tasha! Aaaaw that is both awesome and sad at the same time!

Hay I live north in Canada of WA. I live about 150 miles north of Seattle and have been wanting to go and visit some girls in WA when you get there we might be able to meet up EH.

"Can I touch your boobs?" That reminds me of the last time I went to 'Bout Time, (and I really don't get out very often), I was sitting at the bar and two other Tgirls were there as well. The other two were regulars and were having an ongoing dialogue with the bartender. He came out from behind the bar and was standing between them and "flirting," he asked them if he could touch their boobs and they let him, all laughing, then he turned around to me just reached over and squeezed mine and said "nice" then he kissed me on the cheek! This all happened so fast I was again in shock that a guy would do such a thing.
Molly

I might have slapped him. was the other girls GG's or no.

I was asked if I spit or swallow

what a horrible thing to say.

[MissConstrued]

The strangest thing I got was an old guy who walked over, rubbing the whiskers on his cheek, and said, "You missed a spot." I laughed and said, "It happens!" He walked away grinning, but the GG's I was talking to got a bit upset. I just told them it was cool; I'm the goofy one after all.

I get the boob thing all the time, but the girls that are bold enough don't usually ask... they just grab. I grab theirs right back. Haven't been slapped yet... that would be rather hypocritical, wouldn't it? My male friends, I think, are a bit jealous of how many breasts I get to feel up. And some of my guy friends once tried to take cell phone pics up my skirt... all in good fun. I don't think I could handle this if I was so sensitive as to let things like that bother me.

"Would you like another pint?"

Yeah, that's a pretty dumb question, innit?

"Do those legs go all the way up?"

They do now... I just had them lengthened.

[JeneeDavis]

I have been asked:

"Is that really your hair??!?" (I respond: yes it is..... I paid for it...)

"Wow what great boobs... what do you do with them....later??" ( I respond - I take them off and put them in a jar next to my bed....)

"Wow, how do you do that (cleavage)?!?!?! ( I respond: A little water, a little sunshine.. and whole lotta luvin'!!!)

"Do you dress all the time???" (I respond: No, I run around naked most of the time.....)

Some Men can be such pigs...

Hugs!
Jen

[victoriamwilliams1]

Mine is "Do You play for the WNBA?"

[Samantha Girl]

Thanks Jenee! You just reminded me of a question my girl had when she 1st saw my pics. " Wow! How the hell do you get your hair like that?! "

Sounds good Christina! Hopefully by then I'll be more comfortable going out!

MissConstrued... you are just XXXXen awesome!


EDIT: Ha ha ha ha! I'm sorry Victoria but that is hysterical!!!

[cindym5_04]

Let's see...I've gotten the "can I touch your boobs"... I've had this convo with a gg friend before:

her: are you wearing women's underwear too?
me: yep
her: can I see?
me: okay

at a halloween party a group of women were all into me and expressed how they were "curious" but afraid to try another woman...but they wanted to feel the taste of lipstick from someone else. I ended up making out with about 10 GGs that night while all of them were watching. I got invited back to a hotel room, but got nervous and turned it down- yeah I know- I'm a dumbass!

[Deb The Brunette]

<Joni blushes, stammers and shuffles her feet> Umm, Deb, can I...uhh, can I..I mean would you mind...if I...if I...umm?<blushes even more and runs off>

Hugs...Joni Mari

Joni ....I'll show you mine if you show me yours


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[Deb The Brunette]

I was asked if I spit or swallow

I guess he was probably talking about your chewing tobacco eh


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[bobi jean]

4 times, (3 guys/1 girl) Are those real? twice I answered with NO and twice I answered with "what do you think". (I think I'll use "yep, real breast forms" from no on)
2 times, (both GG's), Can I touch them? (I'll have to remember "if I can tough yours") instead, I said sure if you really want to. and,
1 time (my GG cousin), Do you shave your legs? my answer was yep, is it that obvious? You wouldn't know it, but the males, from both sides of my family have pretty hairy legs,and bodys, so YES it is OBVIOUS as hell to someone who would know it. The question (coming from her) was no big surprise to me, what was a surprise, was the location when she asked.
IN A WAITING LINE IN, AN ALREADY AT FULL ACPACITY FAMILY RESTAURANT IN ROCK ISLAND OR MOLINE, ILLINOIS with at least 25 people in line, some in front and some behind us, along with the 12-15 family members, all in hearing range. thats ok tho, I'm a crossdresser, I shave face, my legs, my armpits and a couple other things....WHO CARES?

[Jeanna]

I was asked if I spit or swallow

Very rude comment/question.
A man asked me at a restaurant the other day "Do you ride a road bike? while looking at my shaved legs, Yes but not with my skirt on...he blushed and walked away!

[MissConstrued]

I guess he was probably talking about your chewing tobacco eh
.

I've been told that's not very ladylike... but the most gorgeous girl in my high school dipped Skoal.

"Wow, how do you do that (cleavage)?!?!?!

Gotten that one before. Pushup bra... It always flips guys out when I inform them that yes, they are real, and no, I'm not a transsexual.

I ended up making out with about 10 GGs that night while all of them were watching. I got invited back to a hotel room, but got nervous and turned it down- yeah I know- I'm a dumbass!

10? I bow humbly in your general direction.

But yeah, you're definitely a dumbass there...

[Lorileah]

they were "curious" but afraid to try another woman...but they wanted to feel the taste of lipstick from someone else.

That's a line I'll have to remember

[JulieP]

I was asked if I spit or swallow

neither, I Bite.

[Jodi]

I've been asked by gg's, "What do you have on that smells so good"?

My usual response is, "I've got a hard on. I didn't know you could smell it".

Jodi

[Niya W]

Um lets see

Can I see your ****?
Keep on walking in front of me and I'll have to **** that ass

I'm really attracted to what you are I ant to suck your ****. I want you to bend me over.


When I said no, he said I'll pay for it and pulled out a wad of 100's

[Mirani]

"do you like wearing women's clothes?"

friend of a friend at a bbq.

"only when there is a 'Y' in the day!"

[CharlotteW]

I've been asked by gg's, "What do you have on that smells so good"?

My usual response is, "I've got a hard on. I didn't know you could smell it".

Jodi

LMFAO

Was once asked "are you wearing ladies tights?". I replied "nope, they're my mine".

Also...

Was in a private members club one evening, chatting to a couple who were intrigued about me being all dressed up, the man asked "so are you gay then?". "No" I replied, "straight as a rule, that's my wife standing behind you". I asked him a few questions and it turned out that he had indeed 'given' and 'received' in a man-on-man encounter. I said "ewww, yuk.....and you think I'm strange for wearing a dress", then there was a pause....then a smile...."only kidding mate, I couldn't care less what you do, live and let live I say". We chuckled about it.

[Kimmie]

A guy asked me: why do you dress up? I answered: because I had no other clean clothes to wear.

[Joni Marie Cruz]

Joni ....I'll show you mine if you show me yours .

<super blush> I don't use those little icon thingies, but I just had to. Anytime, sweetie. <Joni smiles big at Deb>

Hugs...Joni Mari

[JulieP]

i have a guy on my space that is more than persistent. well he just emailed me asking if "i was ready for a real man". i replied, "You have friends?"