Do it alone

[Jeanna]

I was really bored the night before last night so I shaved,put on makeup, skirt,blouse ect. I thought to myself that I look good with nothing to do. I was kinda hungry so I went to family restaurant (by myself). I got looks and stares and the food was terrible. But I thought to myself, I have no friends that could join me so I would try to make some at the bar. Didn't go so well. sSme jerk sent me a drink and then came and sat on the stool next to me. He asked me my name,I told him in a low voice. He says loudly "Hey everyone she's a guy".So I replied "and he's with me!" Well I got up and left and idiot was still sitting there stunned..
Jeanna

[Lady JayDee]

Good come back! What an idiot he was!

[Nicola46]

LOL, excellent. I would have ran out and thought up something to say half an hour later.

[Sue-gg-cd lover]

Great come back!!! ... loser guys out there eh? Hope it dosen't discourage you at all. I think your beautiful.

[PaulaJaneThomas]

That;s the best come back line I've heard in ages. Well done Shame the rest of you evening was so rubbish (especially the food!!!).

[Jeanna]

On the way out I should have thanked him for the drink.

[Jeannie]

I agree you should have thanked him for the drink and then said I'll see you back in room dear. Of course having to run in heels may not be so good. On second thought never mind.

Jeannie

[Bev06 GG]

OMG Jeana,
that was such a good answer. Talk about thinking on your feet. Bet he had some explaining to do when you left, tee hee.
Well done
Bev

[kristinacd55]

Great comeback Jeanna!!

[Kristen-Gaye]

You were very cool. I would have been frozen!!!

[Sandra]

Jeana,

Thats the best come back I've heard.

[kimkat]

Wow that was so smooth. I would pay good money to have seen the look on his face.

[PetiteDuality]

I agree you should have thanked him for the drink and then said I'll see you back in room dear. Of course having to run in heels may not be so good. On second thought never mind.

Jeannie

That would have been so cool, specially if said in a deep male voice

There are too many jerks in the outside. Don't let those jerks undermine your determination and courage, that is about one thousand times bigger than mine.

[MichelleP]

That's a great come back! I wish I were that quick-witted.

Michelle

[Deborah Jane]

Nice one Jeanna

I bet he felt a right prat after you left

[Ronah]

What a splendid riposte and congratulations to you for having the courage and confidence to handle the situation perfectly.

[Danielle Gee]

LOL, excellent. I would have ran out and thought up something to say half an hour later.

Always thinking of the perfect comeback....2 days too late!!

[Lisa Catherine]

I have to agree 100% that that was nothing short of a PERFECT comeback!! I hope that jerk had to leave the bar red-faced as all get-out!!

[Brenda456]

That was brilliant. I am impresed. One of the downsides of bars is that there are sometimes drunk people there. Come to think of it, that one of the upsides as well. . .

Anyway, nice way to handle the situation.

[Ralph]

Since you were out anyway you might as well have stayed around to see how things developed. I bet the place livened up quite a bit after your friend's announcement!

[ReineD]

Very good! I hope you left with your head held high. If this ever happens again, I'd suggest staying awhile to see who might sway the crowd: the jerk or you with your wonderful comeback! I should guess most people there thought this guy was a loser. You might be surprised and find that jerks like that open the door for you to make friends with decent people.

[docrobbysherry]

If I'd been there dressed, I'd have run out immediately!

If I'd been there in drab, I'd have asked U to stay, and bought u another drink!

[Jeanna]

If I'd been there dressed, I'd have run out immediately!

If I'd been there in drab, I'd have asked U to stay, and bought u another drink!

If you had been dressed we could have kicked their butts together then had a couple of drinks
Jeanna