I bought a navy colored v-neck tee shirt dress from a woman's catalog. I put it on one night before bed.
My wife said "What's that?"
I said "It's a night shirt."
She said " Oh, you'll like that, it'll be comfortable."
Another time , she was putting on some new capri's
She said " I know you don't like these."
I said "You woundn't like it if I wore them."
She said "You should try them, you'd like them, they're very comfortable."

I have never seen a guy in capris or crop pants.
I know a lot of other items are a definate no-no with her.
I guess I don't know what to think.
Just thought I'd share this.