Wow, where has the time gone? It seems just like yesterday that I was a little hermit dressing in my basement and too afraid to go out into the big, bad world that hated me and all my kind (snicker). Gee, as old as I am, it essentially was yesterday! I didn't really start going out until this year. Wow, hard to believe, isn't it? I credit the massive brain injury for my new boldness. Of course, I don't remember any brain injury, but maybe that's just part of the whole brain injury thing going on, right? It's got to be something!
My Ulta buddies and I tried so hard to get together this week, but it never happened. One has been having health problems, another had to work for the one that was out sick, one had nail appointments yesterday (she does nails in her home), and another had to help her daughter. Sigh. At least no one gave me the excuse I always got in High School - that they were washing their hair. After I had a little fashion show for some of them after my shopping trip, and they saw all the pretty things I bought yesterday, they renewed their vows that we would have plenty of girly shopping days in the months to come.
My day started early with a mani/pedi at home. I was going for low-key, so I used OPI's Dulce de Leche as my polish for both fingers and toes. It gives your nails a nice healthy glow, with a hint of girly sparkle! I then re-epilated, to make sure my legs were as smooth as possible. Sue is right, after the first time, it gets easier and less painful. Now if only I could stop some of the hairs from tunneling under my skin for about an inch!
I then attached my forms, added a bra and hose and put on my skinny jeans and my new sweater dress. It is incredibly cute and wayyyy too young for me. Hey, as long as I have this freakish body that looks like an 18 year-old girl (an 18 year-old Ethiopian girl on a one-bean-a-day diet ), I'm gonna dress like one! I then had a nice close shave and started on my makeup. I went with more Fall-ish colors for my eyes - honey-golds and gray-browns to go with my outfit. I think they turned out pretty cute! I also tried out a new mascara recommended by my Ulta friends - Lash DNA from Smashbox. It's one of the nicer one that I have tried. Not a lot of clumping, dries quickly, and defines and lengthens wonderfully!
After a quick brushout of my wig, and some last-minute touchups, I headed out to my favorite mirror (it really is my favorite. I've even given it a name - "The Pretty-Maker" because even I look cute in it ), smiled at myself, told myself I was pretty, did my lipgloss and I was out the door, pumped full of girly adrenaline! Once again, does this not rock, or what - this wonderful thing we get to do. We get to not just reject society's gender norms, we get to shatter them! The ability of us - mere guys - to go out into the world dressed in heels and perfume and silks, it is one our greatest gifts, I feel.
So, as my wallet was feeling hungry, I went off to the bank for some shopping funds. Wow, when I walked in, it was busy! Plenty of waiting in line being stared at. Oh yay. Still, I got a cheery hello from the teller girls. When I finally got to the counter, she waved me away and said to turn around. I did a cute twirl for her. She then said, Oh, I hate you so much, girl! I hope you break a leg out there on the ice you skinny little thing." I raised my eyebrows in surprise. She said, "Oh, don't worry. That's just how we girls talk to each other. You really look stunning today, cutie. I love the dress!" I thanked her and we talked for awhile while she typed away and accessed my account. She handed the money over and I walked off to a chorus of "Have fun." One of them whistled. I laughed and added a little more shimmy to my shake. They cracked up and I was out the door.
Next stop, Ulta, where I wanted to show the ones not able to go shopping what they were missing. I got plenty of "You suck!" and other nice things flung my way. They asked me what I was shopping for and I told them that I was looking for a pair of slouchy brown boots to go with my more casual looks, the black dress I tried on last time, and anything else that looked pretty. "Oh my gosh," one of them said, "You are totally a trophy wife - gorgeous and totally spoiled! I bet you have a convertible VW Bug, right Barbie?" We laughed at that and I told them that I was spoiled. I have a wonderful life, a great family, a job that I love, and the ability to dress like I was and go out and have fun. They agreed that I did have a pretty sweet setup. One of the newer ones asked me how my wife felt about seeing me dressed as a woman. As usual, I turned it into a question and asked her what she would do if her husband dressed like I was. She said, "If he looked as hot as you did in a dress, I would never let him dress like a boy again!" Wow, I love my wife, but where was she about 21 years ago? Diapers, most likely.
On my way out the door, I got spritzed with the manager's newest favorite fragrance - something by Ed Hardy (can't remember the name). It was sweet, but not too sweet, but with a clean finish and a hint of citrus. Very pretty!
I was then off to DSW to try on some boots. I'll gab about that in the next post. I kind of like these multi-post posts as they can break my long-winded writing style down into more manageable chunks. I do try to condense (honest!), but sometimes I can't help it. Believe me, if I wrote down everything that happened, we would be here all day.
Kathi