[SIZE="2"]Well, girls, it’s going to be a white Christmas here on the high plains – the big storm has arrived at last. The snow is falling horizontally, borne on high winds, and it’s only a matter of time before yours truly has to go and shovel out the driveway – on Christmas, no less! It all seems funny to me – when I lived in Massachusetts we rarely had snow on Christmas, but out here in Kansas it occurs at least 50% of the time! Go figure…
Anyway, what do you think I should wear when I go out to do my shoveling duties? I have some lovely femme boots, pink mittens, a cute jacket, and an adorable stocking cap, but I need to be careful – the last time I was shoveling snow (two weeks ago) I nearly blew out a breastform! I have a new shovel (kinda femme), but I think it’s important to make an effort (a visual statement, if you will) here in a place (the Heartland) where men are men and women are women, but some of the women are not what they appear to be at first glance, if you know what I’m saying…
Have a very Merry Christmas! The storm doesn't look like it's going to be too bad, but keep me in your thoughts tomorrow… [/SIZE]