So I had no where to go to watch the Super Bowl. My sister was going to have a party, but canceled it. So, with no place to go, I was at home in the after noon watching some re-runs of "Hells Kitchen" when out of the corner of my eye, I see someone walking up to my front door. I was dressed in black tights, a denim mini skirt, and a just a matching shirt with bra and forms.
"OH S**T" I say to myself and bolt from my chair to my bathroom to hide. Unfortunately, I had just done my laundry, so I have nothing in the hamper to swap into. So what am I going to do? I was hoping they would knock and leave, but no! It was a friend and former co-worker, with her boyfriend and they let themselves in! Now what do I do..... I strip, put my clothes in the hamper and come out with nothing but a towel. Run to my bedroom in haste and put on sweats. Few, no harm!
BUT!!!! ALAS, two days ago I bought myself a new cheer uniform which was still on my couch and she sits next to it. See's it, and asks"Have you become a crossdresser or bringing home cheerleaders?" She knew it wasn't a girl leaving her uniform and she had already put it together that it was mine. She said "I don't care" but I was so embarrassed (and must have been bright red) I grabbed the stuff and tossed it into another room.
She and her boyfriend stayed for about half an hour chatting and left, never bringing up the topic again.
However, she loves gossip. And I know it isn't go be long before many other people know about the cheerleader uniform she found on my couch!
I have no idea what or how I am going to handle this when people start asking me about this.
As they say "Brace for impact!"