Like, seriously. Some of these bring me to tears. They're so much better than those dumbass, insulting-to-your-intelligence, libido-targeting Axe ads. At least Old Spice blatantly admits to making outrageous claims! (I know many cisguys that buy Axe products because they seriously think it'll get them into a big lesbian orgy. Who knew all you needed was to be a transman? )