Like, seriously. Some of these bring me to tears.They're so much better than those dumbass, insulting-to-your-intelligence, libido-targeting Axe ads. At least Old Spice blatantly admits to making outrageous claims! (I know many cisguys that buy Axe products because they seriously think it'll get them into a big lesbian orgy. Who knew all you needed was to be a transman?
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Milhouse Van Houten + Dale Gribble + My Chemical Romance + Lars Lindstrom + Tweek = :Ze:
*quickly throws out all the Axe spray* you mean it won't?Originally Posted by Ze
my generation
and Ze I found this commercial you filmed a while back
The earth is the mother of all people and all people should have equal rights upon it.
Chief Joseph
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“Love isn't a state of perfect caring. It is an active noun like struggle. To love someone is to strive to accept that person exactly the way he or she is, right here and now.” - Fred Rogers,
Heeeeeeey...
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Milhouse Van Houten + Dale Gribble + My Chemical Romance + Lars Lindstrom + Tweek = :Ze:
So, Ze. That guy in the second commercial...that's definitely what I look like after taking a shower
The ZP Poem
Everytime I go to pee, I'm gonna be thinking:
"There's this kid somewhere in PA named Ze. I wonder if Ze has to pee. Does Ze have to hold it, or can Ze let free? There is no fun with infected kidneys.
Not everyone's body matches their psyche. Whether be sir or whether be she, everyone deserves a safe place to pee. So come on people, let people be."
And then I'll realize I've been rhyming to myself and the guy in the urinal next to me will beat me up.
Wait...that wasn't you?
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Milhouse Van Houten + Dale Gribble + My Chemical Romance + Lars Lindstrom + Tweek = :Ze:
No...sorry. I'm actually the dude riding the horse backwards
The ZP Poem
Everytime I go to pee, I'm gonna be thinking:
"There's this kid somewhere in PA named Ze. I wonder if Ze has to pee. Does Ze have to hold it, or can Ze let free? There is no fun with infected kidneys.
Not everyone's body matches their psyche. Whether be sir or whether be she, everyone deserves a safe place to pee. So come on people, let people be."
And then I'll realize I've been rhyming to myself and the guy in the urinal next to me will beat me up.
Just because I love trivia I will point out that the sailor in the Old Spice commercials from the 70's is John Perry the father of Friends star Matthew Perry.
And to make it TG related I will point out that on Friends his character's father was a transsexual.
Nice save
The ZP Poem
Everytime I go to pee, I'm gonna be thinking:
"There's this kid somewhere in PA named Ze. I wonder if Ze has to pee. Does Ze have to hold it, or can Ze let free? There is no fun with infected kidneys.
Not everyone's body matches their psyche. Whether be sir or whether be she, everyone deserves a safe place to pee. So come on people, let people be."
And then I'll realize I've been rhyming to myself and the guy in the urinal next to me will beat me up.
What's sad is he actually looks "doughy" in comparison to the second guy.No...sorry. I'm actually the dude riding the horse backwards
LOL nice.
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Milhouse Van Houten + Dale Gribble + My Chemical Romance + Lars Lindstrom + Tweek = :Ze:
no...he's just not as wet...What's sad is he actually looks "doughy" in comparison to the second guy.
...there was no way I could say that without it sounding awkward.
The ZP Poem
Everytime I go to pee, I'm gonna be thinking:
"There's this kid somewhere in PA named Ze. I wonder if Ze has to pee. Does Ze have to hold it, or can Ze let free? There is no fun with infected kidneys.
Not everyone's body matches their psyche. Whether be sir or whether be she, everyone deserves a safe place to pee. So come on people, let people be."
And then I'll realize I've been rhyming to myself and the guy in the urinal next to me will beat me up.
I have a filthy-minded brother...
Current theme song: I Think I Love You
Milhouse Van Houten + Dale Gribble + My Chemical Romance + Lars Lindstrom + Tweek = :Ze:
I love the Old Spice adds. But I love Axe to. I like the Snake Peel it helps me feel cleaner.
Lori beat me to mentioning Hai Karate, our generation's Axe.
P.S. Axe might get you invited to a gay orgy, but it wouldn't be a lesbian one
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Lori wins a cookie.
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Milhouse Van Houten + Dale Gribble + My Chemical Romance + Lars Lindstrom + Tweek = :Ze:
where's my cookie?
The ZP Poem
Everytime I go to pee, I'm gonna be thinking:
"There's this kid somewhere in PA named Ze. I wonder if Ze has to pee. Does Ze have to hold it, or can Ze let free? There is no fun with infected kidneys.
Not everyone's body matches their psyche. Whether be sir or whether be she, everyone deserves a safe place to pee. So come on people, let people be."
And then I'll realize I've been rhyming to myself and the guy in the urinal next to me will beat me up.
I have cookies. I will share. They are choco chips.
lmfao! i love them!
he was on oprah the other day! he has a sexy name. he was on webcam so tyler perry could tell him he got a part in his next movie.
now i know how your date went...Who knew all you needed was to be a transman?
Last edited by Ze; 04-08-2010 at 04:13 PM. Reason: Merging posts.
[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]~Ron is like, like...half man half amazing...no doubt ~
it's okay Justin Bieber, I'm 21 and my voice is barely changing too.
I find Old Spice commercials funny because they're so homoerotic. >.>
Not implying that's a negative thing, but it's something I've certainly noticed about them.
this one is my favorite
Last edited by Ze; 04-08-2010 at 04:15 PM. Reason: Not anymore! :D
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Thanks! That was the one I couldn't find!
I love his "lady-swat" at that one point.
now i know how your date went...
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Milhouse Van Houten + Dale Gribble + My Chemical Romance + Lars Lindstrom + Tweek = :Ze:
I agree with you completely, Ze! The commercials are absolutely hilarious!I think it's because of the presentation of what is generally considered masculine. I can't help but to think about those old covers to romance novels featuring a Fabio look-alike, ha ha!
Last edited by 7sisters; 10-16-2010 at 06:51 AM.
But once again, those are the exact commercials/promos I'm talking about that send the message I despise. Deodorant = you sexy = women will do you. Even in the supermarket. With passion so intense that you start ripping your clothes off miles away from your apartment.
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Milhouse Van Houten + Dale Gribble + My Chemical Romance + Lars Lindstrom + Tweek = :Ze:
And most guys dont smell very good if they dont use deo.
Last edited by 7sisters; 10-16-2010 at 06:51 AM.
See, if a person wears Axe around me, my main thought is "damn, I can't breathe so good." Life was more fun before asthma.
My spouse and I both use Degree for Men, and find it mutually appealing, both for alleviating the stinkiness and for the less intrusive, slightly less asthma-triggering smell.
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