This morning when I opened my door to retrieve my paper, it wasn't there. Now I must explain that my condo has a wide pillar in front of my door so I can't see the driveway. I stepped outside to see if the paper had been delivered to the wrong door. As I did so, the carrier, a middle aged woman, appeared from behind the pillar, paper in hand. I always sleep with a bra and forms and was in my nighty, and pink slippers, but no wig (I'm bald) and a two day growth of beard. She nonchalantly handed me the paper and said, "hope I didn't startle you". Yikes! I wonder who was startled more, her when she saw a bald headed guy with a two day growth, with boobs, a nighty and slippers, or me as she handed me my paper?