"If I'm ever getting beaten up for going out en femme, I hope they don't snatch my wig off. That would suck!"
"HEY! That person just called me a rude name! But it's a name which implies female gender (bitch, hussy, tramp) so in a way, it's kind of a compliment!"
"My friend has been complaining about the blocks we've had to walk ever since we left the parking lot. I've kept up while wearing these heels. Man, what a sissy he is!"