I had the distinction of being able to say with pride "I have only called in sick to work twice between 3/1990 & 10/2010." Both those time were due to losing fluids from orifices that don´t normally pass fluids. In November, the pink fog got me as I was underdressing for work and I got all prettied up. I decided since I already invested the time I might as well go somewhere. I called in sick and went shopping en femme for the first time.