This week was the last to pay our property taxes, so I gt the statement wrote the check and went to Starbucks befre going to the tax collectors office in the courthouse. I was taking my new bra for a test drive that day too. While I was having my coffee I realised that the bra has underwires and may or may not make it through the metal detetor in the courthouse. When I finishe my coffee I went to the restroom and took off the bra (thanks to an old girlfriend who showed me how to take one off without taking off the shirt) stashed it in my jacket pocket and went to the courthouse. I left my jacket in the car and went into the courthouse. When I got to the metal detector I put my keys, pocket knife and belt in the tray and walked through. The thing went off, as I turned around to go back the guard gave me the tray with my stuff and sent me on my way.
It would have been interesting to have seen my expression if the metal detector had gone off if I was still wearing the bra.