As many of you know I'm not really a dress girl. By that I mean I most often wear jeans or knit pants and once in a great while a denim skirt paired with a long sweater to cover up the bulges. I strive to blend in with the crowd. Granted it's more of a Walmart crowd if you get my drift, I take most of my cues from my SO who dresses the same. For whatever reason when getting dressed I ran across a dress in my closet that I bought last summer on sale and just forgot about. I'm not sure why but I decided to try it on since I was already wearing pantyhose. (It's only in the 40's today). I put it on and walked cautiously past the mirror and I liked what I saw. Not the dumpy nurse Ratchet/prison guard that I usually see every time I try on a dress, but a rather attractive fat lady if I do say so myself. Maybe even on some distant planet one could say "doable". OK so this is going to be my outfit dujour. So with a few quick dabs of makeup and a flip of the wig (read one hour later) out the door I went on my daily errands. There was some trepidation due to the dress and what i like to call the pushing the envelope syndrome. My first stop of the day was the post office as usual to drop off my packages, They know Michelle there since it's a daily thing. I parked my POS in the lot and started unloading, which usually means several trips back and forth. Before I could get to the door with the first load a man from the post office came out with a cart, pushed it next to my car and said "Michelle, just put those in this basket and I push it in for you." WTF that never happened before. Could it be the dress? Have I been missing something all this time? I gave him a smile and my beat "thanks so much hun", and got in the POS and headed toward the bank. I was in the left lane and noticed a pickup along side keeping pace with me. I was wondering why and I looked down and noticed more of my legs were exposed than I would have liked and yes he was looking. That never happened before either. Might be the dress? My next stop was Avenue to try and find a couple of new tops. When I walked in the SA recognized me and said "something looks different about you today. New haircut?" I said "no, just a new dress". That never happened before. Must be the dress!! Back in the POS and off to the grocery store. I parked and got out of the POS ever so lady like and just that quick a small gust of wind took this effing dress up around my waist revealing for all the world to see my pantyhose and panties. They don't train you for this. I had my keys in my left hand, my giant over sized handbag in the other and had no idea the most ladylike way to push it all down. I got it done but I'm certain I must have looked like an idiot. Holy crap!!
Originally Posted by Julie Denier
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