I was shopping at the mall today when a woman about my age asked me that question. Bracing myself for the worst, I said "Sure," and with that she held up a top and two pair of pants and asked me which was the better match. Fashion advice from me? She thought I was another woman, so I got into it and asked her to hold up one, then the other, and then told her which one I liked the best. "That's what I thought too!" she smiled. If she only knew...