Any funny stories of getting caught or outed as an adult?
I and many others of us laugh and live through some of your funny stories. I've seen some that haven't been funny. But when I come onto this site, I feel good and love to read about others who deal with their crossdressing. The getting caught stories seem to be mostly when we are youger. Does anyone have some funny stories as adults?
Well, late last year I was working in a small office with five or six other people, all women from around mid thirties on up to late fifties. Anyways, since I was in an office environment I had decided to take my under-dressing further than just panties on up to include feminine socks, stockings, and nylons. I figured long pants and casual (male) boots would prevent anyone from seeing or noticing. And it worked for a few weeks (I guess), but I got careless and one of the older women noticed. To my utter shock not much was said other than a complement about my choices (I was wearing a pair of patterned tights) and the subject was pretty much dropped. No questions on why, who, etc . . . But as work continued I noticed I was included more into the conversations about fashion and comfort, which, since I was still presenting male I found just wonderful.
Anyways, I took a job offer about a month later and as a going away present the women gave me a small goody bag . . . and at the bottom of it was a small gift basket containing an assortment of foot-care items. It was so sweet and funny that I did like anyone would have done, cried my eyes out
A few months ago, I was fully dressed, sipping win on the patio with my wife. Our neighbor lady called through the fence and my wife invited her in. I had no chance to escape and honestly, I almost fainted. But after the initial fright, everything was fine and I was officially out to a neighbor. My wife found my initial reaction amusing. At the time I was momentarily mortified.
lordy that is funny. I can only imagine all that went thru your mind. hehehe
The lady doctor I go to and been going to for a few years asked me to undress! When she saw my underwear she said are you wearing panties! I said no! They are longjons! Here's your sign! She was the one to get embarassed! Now I go full emfem!
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Funny, I had read this post a few hours ago and didn't have anything come to mind. Now there is… Over the phone just this past hour I was helping my technologically inept sister get her new computer up and running, getting her e-mail to work, and I accidentally sent her a test e-mail from my RobynLane account. "Robyn Lane," she said upon getting it. "Oh, that's just a default address from a program I have," I said from out of nowhere. Perplexed within all the technology, she seemed to buy it and let it go. But so funny and strange to have my sister say "Robyn Lane" out loud! Oh but a weary web I've weaved!
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I am fairly open about my crossdressing, to the point that I have 8 of my work clients plus an insurance adviser as friends of my girl profile on facebook. One guy couldn't keep his mouth shut, and was going around asking other people who know me if they knew my secret. It got to the point that even his daughter was rolling her eyes every time he said it.
One of my friends overheard him on one occasion and was apparently close to hitting him for his disrespectful behaviour towards me, and told me so. I wrote a blog post about it without mentioning names, including mentioning that I was worried that he almost got beaten up because of his comments. As far as I know, he's either stopped or cut back a lot on the comments now.
Well... Not as an adult but when I was in high school I was doing some laundry and my mom decided to help out by changing the loads for me... She was quite surprised by the VS v-strings in the dryer lol!
Funny story just happened tonight, after work I decided to throw on some capris and a cute short sleeve pink turtleneck top. Just a little eye make up and this super cute pink lipstick I just bought yesterday. my GF and I were planning on doing a little house work and settling down to watch some TV. well all of a sudden her friend calls and says she is at the door. I freaked but decided I'm not going to change and wash my face, I had all these thoughts running through my head and had thought I had covered every possible scenario and how I would handle it. well she walks in sits down, looks at me and says "well you look cute!" That's it!! No big scene, No OH MY GOD! nothing LOL. I was so worried and still have a little headache from stressing.
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About 20 years ago I was almost outed by my son.
My sister-in-law and I both wear a size 10 shoe and at the time wore a similar clothing size. She lived with my mother-in-law and I was at their house alone, probably there to fix something. I actually wasn't alone because I had my toddler son with me who could walk but had a limited vocabulary.
I found myself in my sister-in-law's bedroom trying on an old bridesmaid dress and matching shoes. Come on, what girl could resist a bridesmaid dress? It was begging to be tried on. My son was with me but he is too young to understand...right?
A couple of weeks later my wife, son, and I were over for dinner and I was sitting at the table talking with my wife and mother-in-law. My wife knows now but didn't back then.
Suddenly my son came running into the room very excited. He was holding one of the shoes and saying two words that he did know, over and over, "Daddy's shoes." My sister-in-law was with him and said that they were in her room and he saw the shoes. He was very excited and kept saying "Daddy" and wanted to show them to me. She then joked, "What were you doing with my shoes?"
I was sure that I had been found out and my mind was racing as I tried to think of plausible explanations, but just responded to my son "they're pretty" as he gave them to me. No one said anything else about it, but the rest of the night my heart was pounding.
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I was out in the parking lot of my apartment complex last Sunday checking out my truck, Oil and coolant levels, When One of the lady tenants came up to me to ask if everything was OK. I replied, yes, just making sure there is no issue with my truck. She then asked "why aren't you in your female clothes"? I was a little shocked and explained that I don't go out in public dressed up. We had the usual conversations about cross dressing and being gay and all that, that lasted about an hour. She is 10 or 11 years older and invited me over for coffee on Monday morning, But Only If I dressed up. I agreed, as I could walk to her side of the complex with out going outside. We were having coffee as a few of the other lady tenants came over for coffee as well. One being my neighbor that has seen me many times and I have had coffee with. I spent about 3 hours talking about my past and the cross dressing and answering all those usual questions.
Happily though, I got invited to a three of the other lady's houses for coffee over the next few Mondays, As long as I come as Sue
Sue, that is perfect. The only thing better than coffee is enjoying it en femme! I'm glad they are all good about it and such. I am not far from buffalo. I should swing by your joint and be with people who understand for a day. loll
I remember one day in 1976. I ordered a wig from "wig world" in a town near where I grew up. I don't remember how much it cost. It was less than 30 dollars I think. I was 19 or 20 years old. I was sitting in our living room with all of my cousins who lived nearby locally and one of my great aunts and my Aunt and Uncle who took us to chain of rocks amusement park every year. So there were about 20 people in our living room including my Mom and my brother and sister. Now even though the late sixties and the seventies ushered in the beginnings of a lot of changes,Gooberism,Emmetism and Howardism were still to a great extent the order of the day. So the phone rang and somebody grabbed it before I could. Then after saying "bye" and hanging up he came back into the living room and said in a loud tone of voice "Sam' wig that he ordered came in at wig world". I bailed out of that one by saying the wig was for "Vivian". Yes,that's it,Vivian. Actually,I just managed to squeak through that one.
It was a few years ago my son went [he was 20 at the time] out & I thought it was for the day so I got dressed and started to do the vacuming and next thing I knew he was walking in the door and there I was all dressed just stirring at him I yell at him for not knocking and I left the room and he left also but to this sday he nevered said a word about it to me or my wife. I only wonder if & to who he said something. And one other time ,about 20yrs ago, the wife took the kids out so I stayed home and played dress up then I herd them comming in so I made a mad dash to changed which I made in time but forgot the earrings and my daughter saw them and questioned me about wearing them and I told her she was seeing things and thought I got away with that but a few yrs ago she ask me "do you remember when I caught you with earrings on" of course I said no and that was that
A few weeks ago I went to the grocery store. It started to pour and the top was down on my car. By the time I got the top up and into the store I was completely soaked. I grabbed a basket and started walking up one of the isles. About halfway up the isle, a woman came from behind and started to straighten my shirt out, pulled up one of my bra straps in the process, smiled and said "There you look ok now" and continued along her way. All I could do was laugh with her!
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