Came home from work at 4:30 to find the kids were working till 9:00 got all dressed up and went a bit further because i had more time on my hands. Finished eating dinner and started browsing on this site when the door bell rang, my wife went to the door and she thought it was someone selling something, she screamed out it's our son, HOLY S#^T i went to run upstairs but i would have to pass the front door that had a frosted window that you can just see threw. I was trapped in the kitchen, my wife looked at me a said go he's talking on the phone, so i ran by went upstairs and started undressing, my wife opened the door for him and unlocked the screen door that i lock when iam dressed. I undressed so fast and herd him say he came home for dinner. HOLY S#^t again the lap top is on the kitchen table open to this site, i start running downstairs and pass a mirror and looked as i passed by and seen that i didn't take off my lipstick, went back up and called down to my wife to charge the laptop. She knew what i was talking about and got it before he did. WOW what a night.