I'm currently working to sun-tan the round shape of my ballerina flats into my feet; instead of the typical summer thong-sandal look. 30 minutes a day while drinking the coffee.
I've already got the bikini bottom tan; and would love to do the top-side, but the wife would probably never stop laughing while that tan is in effect. And definitely volunteer me to be on the "skins" team if the chance arose for her.