We all have seen this one before . A guy is walking with his wife and checking another women out. He damn near breaks his neck looking at the other women. Of course the wife corrects him by yanking his arm practically out of the socket, slamming him to the ground and giving serve soft tissue injury. In fairness to the wife he was drilling hole in the back of that ladies bum he was staring so hard . Then it came. The wife turned to the husband and said no you can't have the skirt and the shoes and don't even think about looking over at the MAC counter . I was not expecting that. I choked and spit out my starbuck coffee. It's some thing about this mall. Arden fair .