My goodness - there seems to be much searching for that poor goat . I should think its in hiding somewhere ........ look in the closets ladies - it may right now be munching on your fave frock ......
Bidding on Ebay ........ in the days of health n safety , I reckon ebay will eventually be banned for inducing far too much stress . We won't be able to buy anything .
The goat will go hungry .
Its enough to make you pull your hair out ....speshly if its a wig . Mind you I simply darent do that with a randy parrot on the loose .
Crossdressing is such a wonderful chapter in life ... all the joys of feeling so relaxed ... no matter how tough the effort taken to get there . looking back we all have something to laugh about ... and thats one thing I love about it all sometimes .....
Like old photos of yourself .... now just like when we were children , I look upon them with an embaressed fondness .... back then i thought I looked nice .....
Unless like my wife she pinned an old one of me to the front door .
We haven't had any junk mail for weeks now ....... praps the delivery boy isn't well .
My wife read this daft thread earlier and added her point - " one thing I dislike , is seeing you dressed watching football " - I asked why .
Apparently she thought I looked like the Clyde in drag , the orangutaan from the Every way but lose , Clint Eastwood films .
I'm off to go kick that bl**dy goat .
The cheek of the woman indeed .
Clyde .