Quote Originally Posted by Shananigans
I could be b*tchy and say go ahead and compete with me and we'll see who would win...
LOL....I'd be the one-legged lady in an ass-kicking contest!

Seriously, I'm not competing with anyone, especially my wife or any real woman. I'm just happy that I get my girl-time to enjoy, and if I manage to be pretty once in a while, it's a huge bonus.

But I do cook better than my wife, and she likes it that way. It means I do most of the cooking, and she doesn't have to.