I was nearly outed a couple of time by casual aquaintances one I said my cousin was staying over and the other, "That was my mother".
One good friend said he saw someone like me in a dress at the mall. I replied, "Why didn't you come over we could have had a coffee.?" The situation was so unbeliveable to him he agreed. End of subject. Still in the mall looking at the looking at women our subject turned to the long legged blondes.Talk about the Judas Escariot principle
Deny god 3 times in the mall before 3 o'clock.