I meant to write about this last night, and then I got distracted. I spent the weekend at my mom's house. However, when packing my travel bag, I forgot a very important item...deodorant.
I stopped by the local Walmart on my way to pick some up.
There was a guy in the women's deodorant section. Normally, I wouldn't even think anything about it...but, now, I am convinced that everyone is a CD.
Anyway, I am slightly frustrated because I don't see the Lady Speedstick. So, I fold my arms and stand for a second, frustrated that I might have to buy something else. I finally found it! Man was still there staring at the deodorant. I eye him for a second as I pick up my deodorant.
He finally breaks the silence, "So, is Lady Speedstick any good?"
Me: I mean, I've worn it since middle school. I don't really know if it's the best...I don't run deodorant trials. But, I have changed to other brands...and, I always go back to this.
Man: What scent is that?
Me: Shower fresh
Man: Is that a good scent?
Me: I mean...you basically have your powder scents, your floral scents, and your fruity scents. The fruit and floral scents smell like cheap perfume to me. So, I choose shower fresh, which smells like baby powder.
The man nods meaningfully and then picks up the same deodorant as me.
Man: Thanks for the help!
Me: No problem...err...good luck with...you know...not sweating.
I kicked myself for a minute for being socially awkward at ending conversations. Then, I and wanted to text my SO, "OMG I THINK I SAW A CD IN THE WILD!"
But, my phone was dead. We don't know any CDs in our area...and, this guy was quite a bit older than us. I wondered if he was on this forum. Then, I figured it was probably a guy just buying D.O. for his wife. But, usually when guys are in the tampon department or makeup department, they declare loudly to me, "THIS ISN'T FOR ME! THIS IS FOR MY GIRLFRIEND/WIFE!" I always find this pretty funny.
So, anyway, I just thought I'd share this story with you all. And, if by some weird chance this guy is a CD and is on this site....howdy.