Look at the swelling in my boobs! Those things look and feel like soccer balls stitched to my chest right now. It's hard to even consider them mine as they do not feel like a part of me at all. The doc is telling me that they will feel hard and swollen until my body calms down and then they will literally settle in. IN A FEW WEEKS! Which is also the same amount of time I have to wear the Boob Binder(tm) which is this torture device they call a breast compression garment which is basically like a front clip bra that is 10 sizes to small with the right size cups. It's supposed to hold the implants in place while scar tissue is formed around them. It's a tiny bit uncomfortable.