If you had to guess how most crossdressers die, what would you say? Old age? Perhaps most. Other still pass on from the same causes as the rest of the population: illnesses brought on by unhealthy lifestyle, accidents, etc.
But the neither the media, nor internet community has ever addressed the fastest growing killer among crossdressers: Pink Fog Asphyxiation.
To understand how Pink Fog Asphyxiation claims the lives of hundreds of crossdressers a year, we must understand how it works:
The act of blurring the gender line produces a little known by-product: particles of drag energy known as fabulons.
Most of the time crossdressers store fabulons in the certain places of the body:
When a man is crossdressed, the buildup of fabulons is released, and as the result the wrist becomes noticeably more flexible, as the do the hips, which get more sway. In some crossdressers the fabulons stored in the voicebox escape and the voicebox becomes shorter, leading to a higher pitch. The cloud of fabulons that surrounds the body at this point is commonly referred to as the "pink fog."
The danger however is that these particles are then inhaled and bond to the alveoli, the hollow cavities within the lungs through which oxygen enters the body. Usually our bodies would let us know that something is wrong with a sort of suffocating sensation, but this is masked by the massive amount of endorphins that are released while we crossdress.
Please pass on to your fellow crossdressers, if we generate enough buzz we may be able to get medical funding necessary to design drugs to combat PFA. Better yet, send you donations directly to me at
thisisnotascam@swindle.com
Thank you for listening.
........and no known cure!
Originally Posted by Violetgray: *Important* A deadly disease exclusive to crossdressers.
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